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I'll be honest. I'd try it. Once.
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If we're going with the basic definition of salad being chopped things with dressing, the obvious pizza salad that would be more popular than any of us would like to admit would be chopping a pizza up and tossing it with ranch.
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Nov 22, 2016 02:48
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Is it jalapeño ranch? This is important.
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zedprime posted:If we're going with the basic definition of salad being chopped things with dressing, the obvious pizza salad that would be more popular than any of us would like to admit would be chopping a pizza up and tossing it with ranch. This is like the "egg salad" definition of salad more than the salad-salad one and I'm pretty sure people would order it. On reflection, someone, at some point, has gone to CiCi's pizza, gotten a salad bowl full of ranch dressing, torn their pizza into chunks, and eaten it with a fork/spoon.
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Nov 22, 2016 02:58
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They ate it with a tactical spork that they carry with them.
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Nov 22, 2016 03:13
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I like all these ingredients separately and fear their combination
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Nov 22, 2016 03:42
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sweeperbravo posted:I like all these ingredients separately and fear their combination Mods new thread title please.
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I used to cut up a slice of pizza and mix it into my salad at the dining hall in college, which I called pizza salad. Usually when extremely hungover or high but trying to be healthy  They were like extra delicious croutons. That "pizza salad," however, is disgusting. The mid-century definition of salad needs to be purged from human history.
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The next time I head to Food Lion I'll grab pictures of the pumpkin spice salmon fillets. They were on clearance last time I went. Entire shelf space was full, as you can probably imagine. They're very brown, guys. So brown. 
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Nov 22, 2016 06:52
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Please do a taste test.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I used to cut up a slice of pizza and mix it into my salad at the dining hall in college, which I called pizza salad. Usually when extremely hungover or high but trying to be healthy There is a terrible "healthy eating" blogger called KERF (Kath Eats Real Food) who is always putting leftovers "atop" (one of her favorite words) her salads. Pizza happens pretty frequently, as do things like mac and cheese, but the all-time worst was the time she put an apple fritter "atop" her salad. She also puts things atop her oatmeal, from nut butters that look like poo to crumbled-up pastry. This is not a food fad, but the extension of a food fad to an adjacent realm: a brand of cleaning products I use has "limited-edition holiday scents" version. There's pine, peppermint, gingerbread, and pumpkin spice. Why?!? AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 07:45 on Nov 22, 2016 |
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Nov 22, 2016 07:42
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No food blog will ever beat the Fit Vegan Ginger in terms of sheer existential terror
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Nov 22, 2016 07:59
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Cauliflower crust is pretty okay if you accept that it tastes nothing like the real thing. One of the things I hate most about low carb/paleo recipe blogs is that they're forever claiming that their psyllium husk-erythritol-cauliflower-organ meat concoctions taste just like the item they're attempting to replicate. They don't. They never will. Why people don't just say, "Hey, this poo poo tastes nothing like pizza crust, but it's cheese and it's veggies and you can pick it up just like normal pizza"? Does anyone ACTUALLY believe that an avocado-based chocolate pudding is gonna taste just like a Snack-Pack, or whatever those are called? It drives me CRAZY.
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AnonSpore posted:No food blog will ever beat the Fit Vegan Ginger in terms of sheer existential terror Is that the one where she eats like 20 raw cabbages a day?
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Sakurazuka posted:Is that the one where she eats like 20 raw cabbages a day?  more like Fart Vegan Ginger
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Sakurazuka posted:Is that the one where she eats like 20 raw cabbages a day? You're thinking of Cato the Elder.
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Sakurazuka posted:Is that the one where she eats like 20 raw cabbages a day? No it's gentle pete posted:Cinnamon Toast Crunch Veggie Cereal; Vegan, Gluten-free. Serves one.
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AnonSpore posted:No it's Every time I read that post I just feel so sad for that person. Vegan Veggie Cereal. Serves One. Well no loving wonder.
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http://thefitveganginger.blogspot.ca/2015/11/peanut-butter-sushi-and-my-new.html?m=1 N...nooo... 
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I hate this person even more than the Moon Juice lady.
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I'll forgive sushi not having any fish or having some other protein but why not have rice?
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Aceofblue posted:Every time I read that post I just feel so sad for that person. Vegan Veggie Cereal. Serves One. Well no loving wonder. It's just so weird. If you used fruit it would be unusual but not in a weird way. But carrot, celery and zucchini? I'm not going to say it wouldn't work, but how do you come up with the idea of taking those vegetables and putting them with cinnamon and almond milk?
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This is my best guess for her thought process. She wanted cinnamon and she wanted crunchy and she wanted raw. Because baking fruit chips and sprinkling cinnamon on top could rob the fruits of vital essences and/or effort. And what's crunchier than vegetables?
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RandomPauI posted:This is my best guess for her thought process. That explains the vegetables and the cinnamon sugar, but then there's the milk. It seems to defeat the entire purpose of coating them in cinnamon sugar. It's just going to wash off in the milk.
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If she wanted a cereal substitute and she was being that literal with the cinnamon part and the crunch part she'd also have to add the milk. Because what's breakfast cereal if it doesn't have some kind of milk?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I hate this person even more than the Moon Juice lady. I feel sorry for her moreso, she clearly has serious mental and physical health issues and nothing but an online echo chamber to amplify them. On mobile so no pic but she looks like she weighs maybe 80 lbs wet on her blog
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Nov 22, 2016 12:16
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I wonder who's gonna tell her you're not even supposed to eat sushi with chopsticks.
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If her thyroid problems come from an autoimmune disease, loading up on iodine is extremely ill-advised.
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AlbieQuirky posted:This is not a food fad, but the extension of a food fad to an adjacent realm: a brand of cleaning products I use has "limited-edition holiday scents" version. There's pine, peppermint, gingerbread, and pumpkin spice. Why?!? It's me. I'm the reason that there's pumpkin spice everything. Which cleaning products are these, that I may purchase them?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Does anyone ACTUALLY believe that an avocado-based chocolate pudding is gonna taste just like a Snack-Pack, or whatever those are called? It drives me CRAZY. If the photo makes it look enough like the real thing, it'll fool more people than you think. Mrs. Fai gleefully tore a recipe out of Bon Appétit and put it up on the fridge. "We're making this," she said. loving avocado chocolate "pudding." I'm allergic to avocados, so I told her to have fun. The next day, the recipe was gone and to this day she won't say a word about it. I can't make too much fun of her, though, because I was fooled by a spectacular photo of baked artichokes from the same magazine and ended up just wasting a bunch of fresh artichokes. I love me some artichokes but this was beyond nasty.
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gently caress fake meat and "it tastes exactly like!" logic. My younger brother has been vegan for close to 20 years now and he used to pull that crap - "have the soy cheese! It tastes exactly like real cheese" - you don't know what real cheese tastes like, idiot. I'll eat the gently caress out of a vegetarian meal, quite happly, except if it contains any of that over-processed "imitation meat." And of course The Vegan Ginger is 19. Of course she is.
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CommonShore posted:gently caress fake meat and "it tastes exactly like!" logic. My younger brother has been vegan for close to 20 years now and he used to pull that crap - "have the soy cheese! It tastes exactly like real cheese" - you don't know what real cheese tastes like, idiot. I have to say, there have been advancements made in some cases. I've had vegan chicken and waffles that was incredibly good, and the "chicken" (basically in chicken finger format) was just about the perfect texture of meat. Also had a meatball sub at the same place that really, honestly tasted just like the real thing, with "ricotta" and everything. Of course this was at a bougie vegan restaurant in LA and totally not an every day food option unless you're an executive, but still. gently caress soy cheese forever, though.
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While correlation isn't causation, when my wife worked in a group home for anorexics every single one of them was vegan and my wife thought that maybe some vegans are using being vegan as a cover for other eating disorders.
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Panfilo posted:While correlation isn't causation, when my wife worked in a group home for anorexics every single one of them was vegan and my wife thought that maybe some vegans are using being vegan as a cover for other eating disorders. There's a term that I think I learned in this very thread, called "Orthorexia". I think it's not a real recognized disorder, but it's basically the word for people who become obsessed with food that is "healthy". It's how you get people who eat like 20 cabbages and poo poo their brains out, then blog about how well their toxin cleanse is going.
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deadly_pudding posted:There's a term that I think I learned in this very thread, called "Orthorexia". I think it's not a real recognized disorder, but it's basically the word for people who become obsessed with food that is "healthy". It's how you get people who eat like 20 cabbages and poo poo their brains out, then blog about how well their toxin cleanse is going. Yeah I've heard of Orthorexia. Being obsessed with eating a specific food, avoiding tons of types of foods, eating too much or not enough is probably interrelated.
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Panfilo posted:Yeah I've heard of Orthorexia. Being obsessed with eating a specific food, avoiding tons of types of foods, eating too much or not enough is probably interrelated. It's basically pathological picky eating, the super set that other eating disorders belong to.
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do it on my face posted:Mods new thread title please.  It doesn't fit.Fastball LIVE in concert posted:http://thefitveganginger.blogspot.ca/2015/11/peanut-butter-sushi-and-my-new.html?m=1 a) This is loving nasty. b) I love your username.
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I can't even imagine the flavor nightmare that is Peanut Butter, Nori, and Sauerkraut.
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Fish Of Doom posted:I can't even imagine the flavor nightmare that is Peanut Butter, Nori, and Sauerkraut. It's not even a "pick 2 out of 3 and it's fine" combination. No matter which way you combine this terrible threesome, it's a disaster.
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I don't know, it sort of fits the idea of sushi as imagined by a robot or alien. Nori goes with anything you want mostly being a structural thing, you've got peanut butter as a rich fatty protein, and you've got sauerkraut standing in for your vinegar-rice as a starchy, slightly sweet, slightly tangy filler.
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