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MeLKoR posted:But that is conjecture, I'm talking about things they state as facts, like FAU deleted photos of Sandi and her kids near her house, or that TheAgent claims he works at CIG. They make this poo poo up all the time about lots of stuff that they claim was said or done here as fact. That cracks me up because it's all so intellectually dishonest. I feel nothing but contempt for these people. gently caress the whales and gently caress anyone that join in and throws money in this furnace at this point. Everybody has had enough time to catch up, I'm all for encouraging people to spend more. It's the worlds first faith based computer game, they're just lying for Space-Jesus. All religious cults do it and have always done it. Squid tax 
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MeLKoR posted:Have your sources told you when 2.6 is going to the ewokatis? I mean... by how much did Chris "overestimate" this? From "a couple of days" to just "a couple of weeks" is like 700% error... They're pegging this week. Agent wasn't quite right that StarMarine is ready to go, but I'm not allowed to speak more than that.
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. Agent wasn't quite right that StarMarine is ready to go, but I'm not allowed to speak more than that. Why are you so mad about video games buddy chill out smoke a bowl maybe play some rocket league
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. LOL
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guys what if Lazrin was actually Derek 
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They are jpegging this week
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D1E posted:LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. CRIPES DUDE! We don't want to know that sort of thing. MODS?
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. Well yea its their big ship sale week.
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. Agent wasn't quite right that StarMarine is ready to go, but I'm not allowed to speak more than that. What are you allowed to speak about. Do they tell you to post things here? Its cool with me if they do.
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Nov 23, 2016 16:48
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MeLKoR posted:And I have slogged through Keven J Anderson and Harry Turtledove... Yeesh. *shudder*
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. Agent wasn't quite right that StarMarine is ready to go, but I'm not allowed to speak more than that. Just saving this for later.
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Nov 23, 2016 16:54
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orcinus posted:Yeesh. *shudder* Chris Roberts isn't even so bad or outrageous that it's good, it's just terribly mediocre and inept. It's the literary equivalent of getting sent to Gitmo and blasted with the Sesame Street music for weeks.
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TheAgent posted:reminder: this is what citizens think the cover mechanic is I'm the underwater shotgun blowing bubbles when fired. 
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Nov 23, 2016 17:04
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MeLKoR posted:Chris Roberts isn't even so bad or outrageous that it's good, it's just terribly mediocre and inept. It's the literary equivalent of getting sent to Gitmo and blasted with the Sesame Street music for weeks. In other words, exactly like Turtledove and Anderson, actually, when you think about it.
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orcinus posted:I'm the underwater shutgun blowing bubbles when fired. So the first shot comes out of the barrel and the second shot comes out of the hand grips? How do you even screw that up? It's not a latency issue. Just. How?
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MeLKoR posted:Everybody is focused on the PU but what is really going to blow this poo poo up is when everybody sees anything from Squadron 42. Think about it, it's all so bad that even Chris is ashamed to show any of it in it's current state. I can't stop thinking just how terrible these Hollywood stars must look like in game. Sooner or later he'll have to show what he spent all that money on and it's going to be the laughing stock of the internet.
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Lladre posted:So the first shot comes out of the barrel and the second shot comes out of the hand grips? Actually, it might be latency / animation sync. The grip emitted plop comes out from the place where the barrel *would have been* had the horribly fakey recoil didn't lift it up a few frames earlier.
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Ever wonder why he looks so sad? It's because his Xi'Anese manufactured shirt is missing a button hole. 
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orcinus posted:In other words, exactly like Turtledove and Anderson, actually, when you think about it. Can you conceive how bad an entire 11 book series with thousands and thousands of pages written by Chris Roberts would be? Reading that is past Gitmo, more like Hellraiser.
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Lladre posted:Ever wonder why he looks so sad? That's not how buttons work 
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Lladre posted:Ever wonder why he looks so sad? I hadn't even noticed that. In this high-fidelity everything-sim, they've forgotten how a shirt works. Guys, buttons on the right side go through holes on the left side (or the other way around for classic woman's outfit) — you don't glue the thing together, and if you do, there's no need to have buttons sewed in to begin with. 
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Lladre posted:Ever wonder why he looks so sad? MoMA your game is utter crap. So much for Chris Roberts' legendary attention to detail. I thought he was directing the placement and color of every single pixel by every single artist on every single piece of content? He's a loving hack.
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Might not be holes/buttons but those things you press down to attach that I can't remember the english word for. You know... those things! It would still be missing the part where the "rivet" connects on the right side of the shirt.
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MeLKoR posted:Might not be holes/buttons but those things you press down to attach that I can't remember the english word for. You know... those things! snap fasteners/poppers
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ahmini posted:Upgrade to MoMa 2.6 seems to have broken the good posting feature 
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peter gabriel posted:That's not how buttons work loving 
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TheAgent posted:reminder: this is what citizens think the cover mechanic is I actually prefer taking cover being something you do rather than a magic button.
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Xaerael posted:CRIPES DUDE! We don't want to know that sort of thing. pls dont kinkshame I wish CIG would finally admit this whole thing's a loving joke and start doing campy holiday events in their "game" by filling the space station with a bunch of space turkeys or whatever. I mean obviously that would require them to have a patcher that works, but they said that was right around the corner like six months ago so it's gotta be getting close, right?
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Maw posted:snap fasteners/poppers Whatever this is  Anyway, if we're charitable and assume Chris has poor taste then they aren't missing a hole but just the other half of that thing. Easier to fix.
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Lladre posted:Ever wonder why he looks so sad? Welp, time to reshoot the mocaps and CIG burns another 18 million.
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It's now how snaps work either but clearly it is a pre alpha shirt.
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Beet Wagon posted:pls dont kinkshame They should go full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpl2ZwT4rq0 but with incredibly detailed and fidelitous graphics.
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MeLKoR posted:Whatever this is If i had to guess, the real reason it's like that is because some poor intern modelled it buttoned up all the way to the top. Then, 5 minutes before streaming it, in comes Crobblers and says "He ummmm errrrr would ummmm should have urrrr more casual ummm and ahhhh unbutton it a little." So the guy just deforms the top part with the collar and goes on with whatever the next idiotic thing he was supposed to model was.
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ManofManyAliases posted:They're pegging this week. He didn't ask what they were doing to the backers.
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MeLKoR posted:They should go full I mean they already have Goat Simulator style physics, so the rest can't be much harder than flipping a content switch. Speaking of:  Damage states being worked on for the 85X, the dumpy little ship that comes with the $890 ship that was only ever supposed to go on sale once. No word on when or if they're going to work on the big one.
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MeLKoR posted:They should go full But then they would end up with an actual working game, which would defeat the purpose. I wonder how much it grates on them that everything they've said they'll do, loving Goat Simulator of all things has done it sooner, faster, and better.
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It's a space shirt everyone , obviously technology has advanced enough where you don't need holes or snaps Forget the fact the rest of their world is still stuck in the 90s with space ships slapped on top Space mines , cockpit canopies that have worse visibility than planes we have now , information pipes, server racks, and let's not forget space pings from the space sonar
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Lladre posted:Ever wonder why he looks so sad? There's hidden magnets, and the black round button are magnetic. It's the future. It's the little details like this which makes me have so much faith in Chris to deliver the BDSSE.
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Beet Wagon posted:I mean they already have Goat Simulator style physics, so the rest can't be much harder than flipping a content switch. Someone with more time and tism than me should map out the floor plan of cig la Who's office is that always on the background , that appears to be perpetually empty ? I'm going to assume it's Chris or Sandis office
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