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Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Rhonne posted:

Isn't that what happened in the last one?

I think he means have Joey come out at like #3 and just have every single person punch him in the face in passing before he's finally gone.

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Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Rhonne posted:

Isn't that what happened in the last one?

I mean he took a few hits and eventually got dragged to the ring, but I'm talking like cuffing himself at spot #3 and staying cuffed until #20. Just loads of cheap shots.

efb

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I feel like when he changed his name to Dark, Pentagon missed an opportunity to start calling himself Pentagram instead.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/Elreynetwork/status/800793486706384896

El Rey now on AT&T Uverse so if you're using that, keep an eye out

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

el rey is a good network although they need to hurry up and have another toxic avenger/godzilla/v the miniseries marathon soon

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
LAST WEEK:

Aztec Warfare! Matanza got pinned by Rey and half the roster! NINJAS attacked Pentagon! Sexy Star is the new champion, infuriating old men everywhere!

TONIGHT:
The White Rabbit Tribe appears!
Dante Fox versus Killshot!
And Johnny Mundo cashes in the Gift of the Gods to give Sexy Star her first title defense.

Tomorrow is thanksgiving and I am giving thanks for VIOLENCE

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I like that this gimmick lets Paul London be the big weirdo that he really is anyway

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
London rocking the Bowie Labyrinth bulge :allears:

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
That is one heck of a codpiece.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
So for those who don't recognize the other two already, you have Mariachi Loco as Saltador aka Checkers, and the former Mister Cisco as Mala Suerte

Mala Suerte with the awesome top rope move there

StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Nov 24, 2016

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I enjoy the Rabbit guys :)

KatWithHands
Nov 14, 2007
Rabbit Tribe looks like they're going to be a hell of a lot of fun this season, lots of great chemistry. But that fight was wayyyy too short.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The Mack rules so much.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Willie Mack and Sexy Star being platonic buddies is one of my favorite things.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Maxwell Lord posted:

The Mack rules so much.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Fox and Killshot are kinda crazy when they do matches together

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
AR Fox is hilariously reckless with his body

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Benne posted:

AR Fox is hilariously reckless with his body

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/801599110436585473

AND YES HOLY poo poo top turnbuckle AA onto the loving apron

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Bockscar dropped Fat Man, you idiot

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
This is kinda sloppy for a match between dudes who have presumably worked together a lot before now, tbh

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

Is anyone else getting lovely feed? I'm guessing it's fubo because it used to go kinda fuzzy but now it just freezes every couple of minutes while the audio keeps going.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

fatherdog posted:

This is kinda sloppy for a match between dudes who have presumably worked together a lot before now, tbh

You seem skeptical about these men and their military service

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

The Senator Giroux posted:

Is anyone else getting lovely feed? I'm guessing it's fubo because it used to go kinda fuzzy but now it just freezes every couple of minutes while the audio keeps going.

fubo is fine for me right now

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Also I don't really give a poo poo about guys who weren't in the military playing ex-soldier characters, but I wish the announcers wouldn't spend three quarters of the match talking about how their combat experience puts them on a different level. It sounds ridiculously overdramatic, and also kind of dumb when it's being applied to two midcarders.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

exploded mummy posted:

You seem skeptical about these men and their military service

support our troops :patriot:

fatherdog posted:

Also I don't really give a poo poo about guys who weren't in the military playing ex-soldier characters, but I wish the announcers wouldn't spend three quarters of the match talking about how their combat experience puts them on a different level. It sounds ridiculously overdramatic, and also kind of dumb when it's being applied to two midcarders.

Matt Striker? Overdramatic? The hell you say!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

The Senator Giroux posted:

Is anyone else getting lovely feed? I'm guessing it's fubo because it used to go kinda fuzzy but now it just freezes every couple of minutes while the audio keeps going.

That happens to me sometimes. You can just refresh (or hit the back button on Roku and reload) and it usually fixes itself.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

The Senator Giroux posted:

Is anyone else getting lovely feed? I'm guessing it's fubo because it used to go kinda fuzzy but now it just freezes every couple of minutes while the audio keeps going.

DirecTV had some dropouts on the network side during the first 20mins, but it seems to be OK now.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
"What a prick."

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

fatherdog posted:

Also I don't really give a poo poo about guys who weren't in the military playing ex-soldier characters, but I wish the announcers wouldn't spend three quarters of the match talking about how their combat experience puts them on a different level. It sounds ridiculously overdramatic, and also kind of dumb when it's being applied to two midcarders.

Well it's not like they're better than the promotion's world champion

Also it keeps Striker from making bad military metaphors soooo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Pentagon gonna get to break all the ninja arms next week

ALL OF THEM

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Bad Rutten tape reference!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I think Mundo does a great job of working heel here. Knowing that Sexy may not be the most popular champ, he cuts out like all his high flying stuff aside from his finisher and does a lot of pretty good matwork and submissions that he doesn't usually show off

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

Was that a shot of Taya in a mask in the crowd?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

StarkRavingMad posted:

I think Mundo does a great job of working heel here. Knowing that Sexy may not be the most popular champ, he cuts out like all his high flying stuff aside from his finisher and does a lot of pretty good matwork and submissions that he doesn't usually show off

This was a bad match to put on after the last one

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


StarkRavingMad posted:

I think Mundo does a great job of working heel here. Knowing that Sexy may not be the most popular champ, he cuts out like all his high flying stuff aside from his finisher and does a lot of pretty good matwork and submissions that he doesn't usually show off

He's also bumping like a madman for her.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Charles Gnarwin posted:

He's also bumping like a madman for her.

Sexy can have a decent match if her opponent carries her a bit and Johnny is willing to do that in spades

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

The Senator Giroux posted:

Was that a shot of Taya in a mask in the crowd?

Mayyyyyyyyyyyybe :)

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I can't believe that Johnny Mundo won the title via drunk driving

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KatWithHands
Nov 14, 2007
All that, and did he end up missing his finisher or was my feed just that crummy?

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