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Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:
Sugar seems to have already made his mind up about Dillon tbh...

If his team loses next week I'm certain he will go...

He will be project manager as I think he is the only one who hasn't done it yet?

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Khablam posted:

She matches my impression of Doncaster. She'd have been fired for sure if the big-ticket-item-lottery swung the other way this week.
The PM from either losing team was going to get the axe so you are right about that.
That's why Frances was pitted against Special K to begin with.
The Double Fire was in play from the onset.

Frances "smashed it" while K stood around in his skivvies draped with a Snuggie knockoff in the rain and sold exactly gently caress all of the very product he was trying to pedal.

That's dedication to absolute failure.

One of the top most lopsided victories in series history.

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:
I must admit, I wasn't expecting Samuel to get fired.

On the one hand Sugar was complaining about Big K upping the price... and then on the other hand he was complaining that Samuel sold it for the retail price... I'm also pretty sure Samuel sold the most from his team. Surely it should have been Courtney or the other one who should have been fired since they were tasked with selling the high ticket items and they spent the first hour or so ignoring the public completely.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Samuel had been playing the game of being just outside of the responsibility whilst trying to make it self-evident he'd have won the task if he was in the role.
Like he literally just asked for it, then made no further attempt to do it.

Sugar has historically hated those people.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
Holy poo poo that was hilarious, one team made like 200 times more than other, without exaggeration.

Karthik's firing was brutal in all the best ways.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
Kind of a shame. I'd hope the fellow who was just voted out had a business plan for a method to help people who suffer kinetosis and it was called Karthik No-Carsick.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What cars did the big black fell sell for his job?

Sugar is a bellend. Karen is a bellend. I like the bald old fella.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Bape Culture posted:

What cars did the big black fell sell for his job?

Sugar is a bellend. Karen is a bellend. I like the bald old fella.

It's a bit ironic his last name is Boateng yet Karthik didn't want him selling boats. According to his LinkedIn profile, Samuel was a management trainee at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, for a year, then at Carcraft for about a year, and then 11 months as an Area Sales Manager for Toyota before being cast on The Apprentice .

I expect his business plan involved an app that would help shoppers find the right car for the best price or something along those lines.

quote:

• Responsible for winning and managing material handling solutions for new and existing businesses and strategically visiting over 700 hundred existing businesses across North London.

Strategically visiting over 700 business in under a year. Bloke must have a lot of energy.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Bet you a tenner that Enterprise is franchised and that's just code for "visited our branches"

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Binary Logic posted:

It's a bit ironic his last name is Boateng yet Karthik didn't want him selling boats. According to his LinkedIn profile, Samuel was a management trainee at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, for a year, then at Carcraft for about a year, and then 11 months as an Area Sales Manager for Toyota before being cast on The Apprentice .

I expect his business plan involved an app that would help shoppers find the right car for the best price or something along those lines.


Strategically visiting over 700 business in under a year. Bloke must have a lot of energy.

I worked in car rental for a bit - not Enterprise, but I worked with a few people who had, and basically EVERYONE who works at Enterprise goes in as a 'management trainee'- you have to have a degree to work there, and they'll overwork you and set impossible targets so they can get away with letting you go after some time. Nobody who worked there had a good thing to say about it, and being a 'management trainee' means absolutely nothing....to anyone with an ounce of sense anyway who can see it for the utter bullshit weasel-word job title that it is.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
You're Fired would actually be worth watching if they discussed the fired contestant's business plan.

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:
I watched the first few, but it's a bit lame this year.

e: you're fired I mean

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

crispix posted:

You're Fired would actually be worth watching if they discussed the fired contestant's business plan.

Is there any way to find out?? I'd love to know. Perhaps there is an NDA enforced until the end of the show..

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Let's do this again

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
no big K :(

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

crispix posted:

no big K :(

We hardly knew ye :(

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

crispix posted:

no big K :(

Gone but not forgotten

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What's Alana eating? I'm sure she's growing significantly every week

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I think the small lady will get to the final, she seems very competent.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Pick a price, any price!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
What?! oh god someone is going to have to be rescued from a tank aren't they

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


The cringe factor is off the scale this week.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Bahaha bless his big gay musical heart!


That mermaid has bad posture.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Is this a children's mermaid party :confused:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I just tuned in why are there singing mermaids

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Khablam posted:

Pick a price, any price!

Yeah use your common sense, alright?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
hello sailor :wink:

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.
I wasn't looking forward to this with no ketamine but now I see we are getting to see Dylan go creatively mad and build the most ridiculous failure of a party ever.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
gay guy doing a lot to defeat stereotypes by not bothering about business and just doing a makeover of some kind and singing every week

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



This hot food controversy is so manufactured...

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
hahaha they always call it st pancreas

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
what's a minute of a minute? lol nobody wrote anything down this week did they

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Strictly land based mermaids at this party.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Oh god the mermaid is just a woman sitting on a chair llollll

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Karen criticising the mermaid that the BBC organised.

gently caress Karen.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Wait. She thought they were gonna just let them swim with the fish?

jfc these people

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Brushketta.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Don't you loving dare be negative about Dylan's mermaid!

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
drat they are so craven, take the salmon out??? These people.

'Access to a hot meal' gently caress YOU this is making me so angry but I have a sleeping baby on me so I can't hurl things at the telly.

Rondette fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Nov 24, 2016

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

It's gonna be bucks fizz. Ritz crackers and a sad girl singing Disney tunes.

And someone will mention they wasted £21 next to a couple who paid £50 each

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