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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

We Know Catheters posted:

They do in Vietnam cause it is so hot.

Couldn't they just not serve hot beer instead of adding ice.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Oh, my mistake, then you were seriously asking why people would use an extremely common utensil suited to grab and manipulate pieces of food to grab and manipulate pieces of food, when other options (the ones you use) exist
Yes? When I say "Why do you do this?" I actually mean "Why do you do this?" Sorry if that's confusing to you.

Grassy Knowles posted:

You answered it. In the same post you posed the question. That's about as clear as rear end in a top hat rhetorical questions get.
I didn't feel that the thing I said was an answer and apparently neither did the person who first responded to me as they gave a much better one.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think the more important question is why Tiggum thinks a spatula is called an "egg flipper".
I actually had no idea what that utensil was called so I looked it up and apparently they're called egg flippers, egg turners, flippers, turners, and spatulas, but to me a spatula is the same as a scraper and I didn't want to add unnecessary ambiguity so I went with "egg flipper" because I figured that everyone would either know or be able to figure out what that was. :ms:

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

graybook posted:

The Brew Dog guys actually did a thing where they went to San Francisco and made a beer that they served in vapor form so there's precedent for this actually

God I hate them so much

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Palpek posted:

What about serving beer with ice cubes.

Nothing quite like filling up a coffee mug with beer and ice cubes and drinking it through a silly straw, while eating a nice blackened filet mignon smothered in ketchup. All while putting on a fullscreen DVD, stretching it out to fill the widescreen TV.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Tiggum posted:

(actually googling kitchen utensil names in futile self-defense)

Jesus, dude. Stop letting them egg you on...

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Farmdizzle posted:

Jesus, dude. Stop letting them egg flip you on...

C'mon, it was right there.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

cyberia posted:

C'mon, it was right there.

I don't think you know how jokes work.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
feminists!!!!!! :argh:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Amphigory posted:

i had to go and google dark enlightenment

unpacked robinhood posted:

it's when you examine your hotel bed with a uv light

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Ratjaculation posted:

Divorce? Welp, better slaughter the kids

Sammus posted:

The dude gets a completely clean slate after his broken relationship, so maybe it's not as bad as it sounds.

Subjunctive posted:

Having your kids murdered isn't "a clean slate", it's a lifetime of grief.

Carrion Luggage posted:

potato, potatoe

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

cyberia posted:

C'mon, it was right there.

No it wasn't.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

feminists!!!!!! :argh:

You're supposed to burst through the wall first.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

RyokoTK posted:

No it wasn't.

Omlette you finish, but I thought the pun was alright.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

That's un oeuf, guys.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
These yolks are so predictable

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

You gotta have serious huevos to make puns like those.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Not a good time to lose one's thread.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Mann posted:

Not a good time to lose one's thread.

Maybe we need a new thread where we can start ab ovo.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Cracking up over here

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I just imagine Tiggum going through everyday life like a little kid being amazed by everything new.

It's kinda cute.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

purple death ray posted:

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

Even yourself?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Josef bugman posted:

Even yourself?

Eggshellant idea.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

purple death ray posted:

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

Great, another yolked up internet tough guy.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
This could all be over easy if everyone didn't scramble to come up with new puns

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Al! posted:

weird once again, guys who base their entire lives around making fun of safe spaces immediately panic when their safe space is violated!!!! why does this keep happening??!?!?!??!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

purple death ray posted:

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

At this point I think we're all beyond repoach.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i want you all to be rendered down into soup

Every time you express an opinion I'm like drat this guy hand shopped one hundred cosbies and I accept yours as mine.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Guy Mann posted:

AI! posted:

weird once again, guys who base their entire lives around making fun of safe spaces immediately panic when their safe space is violated!!!! why does this keep happening??!?!?!??!

That from the GBS happy funtime right wing thread?

I saw they got moved from their racism "safespace" to the D&D FYAD lite.


EDIT: Oh wow, it's from QCS. The poor dears really are having a hissy fit, aren't they?

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 03:42 on Nov 26, 2016

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chichevache posted:

The baby isn't lost, dummy, it's dead.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Bum the Sad posted:

Really? Probating people for saying tranny. Stop this GBS 2.0 poo poo that Lowtax put a stop to. This isn't a loving hugbox. This is Something Awful.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

How does someone post that bad after being here for 14 years

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
very carefully

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Blind Sally posted:

very carefully

apparently not considering they've been previously permabanned

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
"This isn't a hugbox. This is Something Awful" is my new favorite phrase. It's pretty much art.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I remember back when posting pictures of triangles was enough of an annoyance that they started charging $5 to join the forums. I don't really though since I joined in like 2001, but there's a history of banning people over basically anything.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
"more like Something Sensitive :rolleyes:" is a whine from time immemorial

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RyokoTK posted:

"more like Something Sensitive :rolleyes:" is a whine from time immemorial

Though it was funny when bitter goons made a site called Something Sensitive. Completely flipped the meaning of "This is Somethingawful not Something Sensitive".

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I just can't believe Bum the Sad is still posting.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Well, not for a couple more days.

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