Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Nov 28, 2016

Release Date Surprise

Ingredients
1 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Directions


• Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
  
• Whip butter with an electric mixer until fluffy.
  
• Stir in the confectioners' sugar, cornstarch, and flour.
  
• Beat on low for one minute, then on high for 3 to 4 minutes.
  
• Drop cookies by spoonfuls 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet.
  
• Loudly tell everyone in the room that you are going to bake these cookies for 10 minutes. You can do it in just 10 minutes because you've already been preheating the oven for an hour.
  
• Insert cookies into oven. Retrieve charred remains in 30-300 minutes.
  
• Send them back to be refactored.
  

Dreams Happen Now
This sparkling treat is a real crowd pleaser.

Ingredients

1 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons hot water
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups shards of broken glass

Directions

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
  
• Cream together the butter, white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Dissolve baking soda in hot water. Add to batter along with salt. Stir in flour and glass.
  
• Drop by large spoonfuls onto ungreased pans.
  
• Bake for about 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until edges are nicely browned.
  

Cryengine 64s

Ingredients
3/4 cup scalded milk
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 (.25 ounce) envelope active dry yeast
1/4 cup warm water
4 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg (optional)
1/3 cup butter or margarine
2 eggs, beaten
2 cups confectioners' sugar
6 tablespoons milk

Directions


• Preheat oven to 350F.
  
• In a medium bowl, stir together the scalded milk, sugar, and salt. Set aside to cool until tepid. If using nutmeg, stir it into the flour, and add 2 cups of the mixture to the milk, and beat until well blended.
  
• In a small bowl, dissolve the yeast in warm water. Stir into the milk and flour mixture, then mix in the butter and eggs. Mix in the remaining flour 1/2 cup at a time. When dough is firm enough, turn it out onto a floured surface, and knead for 3 to 4 minutes. Place into an oiled bowl, cover and allow dough to rise until doubled in bulk. This should take 30 to 45 minutes.
  
• On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough out to 1/2 inch in thickness. Cut into circles using a donut cutter, or round cutter. Set aside to rise for 30 to 40 minutes, or until light.
  
• Lay rings out on lightly greased cookie sheet. Bake for 18 minutes.
  
• Glaze while warm, or just sprinkle with sugar.
  
  
• To make the glaze, stir together the confectioners' sugar and 6 tablespoons milk until smooth. Dip warm cookies into glaze, and set aside to cool.
  

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