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It's a great username though. Is he a man so sad he calls himself Bum? Does he want to have bumsex with the depressed? We just don't know
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Does he want to have bumsex with the depressed? one weird trick doctors don't want you to know!
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Wait, did Bum the Sad get probated? I thought the health care thread was eerily gentle and caring this week
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elise the great posted:Wait, did Bum the Sad get probated? I thought the health care thread was eerily gentle and caring this week
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I think it's a pretty straightforward prompt to go bum out the sad?
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Tiggum posted:
Did you grow up in a Ukrainian dog kennel?
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Sestze posted:What, he bursts in from time to time to say "man gently caress all those sick people"? BTS is, amazingly, a no-poo poo medical professional irl. A nurse of some kind I think. Edit: but yes they basically do that exact thing, in between the occasional serious post.
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darkwasthenight posted:
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darkwasthenight posted:BTS is, amazingly, a no-poo poo medical professional irl. A nurse of some kind I think. A nurse being a garbage human being with unwarranted self-importance and a major case of Dunning-Kruger? Dang, who woulda thought?
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Cubone posted:so i guess we're picking sides in the rape war, and i'll be damned if i end up on team rape, so i ask permission for every dick that i suck, and dean martin the dead singing rapist can eat poo poo.
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Sestze posted:What, he bursts in from time to time to say "man gently caress all those sick people"? I think that thread is where he lives actually, mostly saucing off at jabby and helping keep things positive when Roki B is in a mood Guy Mann posted:A nurse being a garbage human being with unwarranted self-importance and a major case of Dunning-Kruger? Dang, who woulda thought? That covers most specialist nurses I know including myself, can't even argue
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We Know Catheters posted:Are there any new metal bands that came out this year? A human heart posted:Nah, most new metal bands are deeply closeted
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Guy Mann posted:A nurse being a garbage human being with unwarranted self-importance and a major case of Dunning-Kruger? Dang, who woulda thought? elise the great posted:That covers most specialist nurses I know including myself, can't even argue When I worked at a county hospital a not insubstantial number of nurses in the ER would mock rape victims if they were "too dramatic". It's pretty telling when the psych patients prefer the people who apply restraints to the nurses.  I do like your stories though, Elise. Edit VVVV 
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darkwasthenight posted:BTS is, amazingly, a no-poo poo medical professional irl. A nurse of some kind I think. Nurse isn't the choice to make if you want to do no poo poo medical.
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Sometimes I think jobs should be shook up a little every few years. Helps people from getting too jaded. Good job being a nurse for four years, you're now a spot welder. Spot welder, you're now in web design. See? It all gets better!
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Karate Bastard posted:Sometimes I think jobs should be shook up a little every few years. Helps people from getting too jaded. Good job being a nurse for four years, you're now a spot welder. Spot welder, you're now in web design. See? It all gets better!
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I know when I visit a doctor, I want them to be an inexperienced ex-welder.
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It worked fine for China! 
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I'm a nurse and I don't like Elise's stories. Of course, I've never said that in the "patients making GBS threads everywhere" megathread because there's nothing fundamentally wrong with the stories other than colorful exaggeration and I don't want to be a dick just for no reason. Speaking of, I'm going to repost this because of someone I recently saw that was injured and probably going to die because another driver was texting: Huns posted:I text while driving because I am a stupid gay baby. I cannot wait another 15 minutes to interact with my attention-surrogate machine because I am a thoroughly defective human being. I can't fathom why it is that anyone thinks it's a problem. I mean, I'm just driving around in a 3,000 pound battering ram with 80 pounds of explosive liquid on board. Part of me realizes that texting while driving is idiotic, yet the idea of "being told what to do" disgusts me. Therefore, I have to prove to the world (and myself, although I can't admit that part to myself) what an extraordinary human being I am. I'm going to take my attention off my rolling bomb and update my friend on something so incredibly trivial that no one in his or her right mind would put themselves or others in danger in order to communicate it in the most optically distracting way possible. You see, I literally can't perceive that it's dangerous to do that. I am such a self-absorbed twat that I find it totally cool to deprive myself and everyone around me of what little safety margin we have on the road because I can't stand not getting instant satisfaction from my shiny object. This is the decision I make every single time I get on the road.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I know when I visit a doctor, I want them to be an inexperienced ex-welder. Ex-welders probably know how to use google. 
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an oddly awful oud posted:Nissans are marketed almost exclusively to subprime car buyers and are utter crap next to all their competition. They're the FCA of Japanese brands: dreary, shoddy plastic garbage with obsolescent engines, hateful transmissions, and suspension and chassis engineering that feels like every bushing is made of soft-serve. Altimas and Maximas are driven exclusively by people who can't afford a lovely BMW, but still want to weave through traffic and change lanes without signalling. If you're driving down a strip mall and suddenly feel a profound lash of depression, it's probably because there's a Nissan dealer nearby. They tried to built a front-wheel-drive LeMans car, missed the first three races, and managed to run exactly one (1) race with it before giving up. They turned the Pathfinder into a crossover to complement their crossover designed specifically for retirees (the Murano). Sitting in a Versa causes cancer and makes dogs commit suicide. Carlos Ghosn fired a superlaser and a million 300ZX TTs, R32 GT-Rs, and Sentra SE-Rs suddenly cried out and were then silenced, and now you can pay $1900 to put some Star Wars badges on your Rogue which helpfully comes with a helmet because they assume you're either a retard or ashamed to be driving it and want to hide your face. They looked at what happened to Mitsubishi since the 1990s and said "yes, I'll have some of that". What the gently caress are you even talking about. Dude has some strong opinions about Nissan.
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Karate Bastard posted:Sometimes I think jobs should be shook up a little every few years. Helps people from getting too jaded. Good job being a nurse for four years, you're now a spot welder. Spot welder, you're now in web design. See? It all gets better! I can't quite remember the name, but there's a short story by Borges about an ancient city in which a random drawing is continuously used to reassign jobs and other roles in society. Everyone is proconsul at some point and a slave at some other point, their positions constantly being shook up in accordance with this Mesopotamian city's raffle.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Aristotle had this idea Aristotle also thought that flies had four legs, so...
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Karate Bastard posted:Sometimes I think jobs should be shook up a little every few years. Helps people from getting too jaded. Good job being a nurse for four years, you're now a spot welder. Spot welder, you're now in web design. See? It all gets better! I've been a scientist, language teacher, a market analyst and a bunch of service jobs and while my experience is broad and that's all great if I'd stuck with one of them I'd be on close to 100k, instead I'm pretty close to the poverty line. My friends who stuck with their boring lovely college degree careers make metric shitloads and while I'm not sure if I envy them or not, I am sure that if I hadn't been born middle class and white in a first world country I'd either be thankful for my boring job or homeless. Not sure where I'm going with this.
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Chichevache posted:Ex-welders probably know how to use google. You're pronouncing that word wrong. And it's usually plural.
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Be successful by redefining success!
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N. Senada posted:You're pronouncing that word wrong. And it's usually plural. Took me a second, but 
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I can't quite remember the name, but there's a short story by Borges 
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Someone explain to me so I can feel like an idiot for it not clicking?
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Someone explain to me so I can feel like an idiot for it not clicking? ...The story is called the Lottery of Babylon.
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Lob and a handful of people think he's really clever but it's just garbage. That's the story.
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Pesterchum posted:...The story is called the Lottery of Babylon. Actually it's called "The Lottery in Babylon" - La loteria en Babilonia, not La loteria de Babilonia. It's a small but crucial difference, given the story's implications. I bring this up only to make LoB feel slightly less smug.
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So what you're saying is that it is really about baboons?
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A baboon lottery would be very entertaining to watch, and fun for everyone.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:A baboon lottery would be very entertaining to watch, and fun for everyone. Until the baboon that won is viciously murdered by the rest.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:When I graduated high school I moved out of state to a fairly well paying industrial job. I got bad social anxiety and depression so it wasn't exactly the best experience. I moved up there by myself, lived on my own, and didn't know anybody up there. I think if anyone else was given the opportunity of a clean slate with a well paying 9-5 job they would excel; not me though. Yad Rock posted:so that's where the term "lazy Susan" comes from
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Gonkish posted:Reading this I remembered the worst COD:BLOPS 1 server I've ever seen. Rule 1: Crouch Only. Rule 2: Every time the server admin reads scripture over voice comms, you had to respond in chat with "Praise be" or else you'd get banned. (I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TRUE.)
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Bongo Bill posted:INT. GANTRY - OUTSIDE CONTROL ROOM - REACTOR SHAFT
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