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I.N.R.I posted:Hi everyone, hope youre having a fabulous day hating the videogame and the people who play it. This is just a quick reminder for you to call or visit your parents wherever possible because they raised you with love and care about you Does anyone here have a Ouija board I can borrow for a bit, I have a sudden urge to call my parents.
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happyhippy posted:Can you watch football from your ship ingame? Space football stretch goal plz Edit: that actually seems like a perfect CR spontaneous promise to cause his programmers to tear their hair out. Guys let's have an in game sports network so players can watch other players play sports sub games live while they fly their fully physics modeled autism chariots around 100 handcrafted star systems. KM Scorchio fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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KM Scorchio posted:Buying a guitar on the off-chance it will get you laid is by far a safer bet than handing your money to Roberts & Co and hoping they actually manage to make a game. Actually you got your probabilities wrong. With a guitar there is a chance you might get to lie with a woman. SC, on the other hand, is a guaranteed lie.
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KM Scorchio posted:Space football stretch goal plz Also, a game like Rocket League but with spaceships. It would open up a whole new type of ship for them to sell!
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Sunswipe posted:I know there's no point to this, cos I'm basically replying to a poo poo AI, but: I don't hate Star Citizen or the people who play it. I love Star Citizen, it's the best videogame I've never paid for. I feel pity for the people who play Star Citizen, because there are so many better games (almost every game ever) that they could be playing instead of the broken, buggy tech demo they've convinced themselves is the best game ever. That is why you need to talk to me. I am 100% human meatbag and I lovingly hand craft each shitpost for the thread with the finest shitpostery available to non-silicon intelligences.
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KM Scorchio posted:Space football stretch goal plz Why would anyone watch football when they already have santaball?
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Samizdata for idiot king!
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happyhippy posted:Can you watch football from your ship ingame? More importantly, can I ignore the wallscreen sataball to call my parents on the ingame Spectrum even though they don't play the game? Also, if they are dead, is there an ingame way to be glad of it?
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Sunswipe posted:Samizdata for idiot king! Seconded!
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We could probably merge this thread with the full universe simulation thread in Ask/Tell at this point.
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The Titanic posted:So for all you guys and girls who bought this, even if you later refunded it... I had this ship and refunded it a while ago after we figured out this game prob wasn't going to be a thing. Its about what I was expecting. A space train with lots of Storage to move  Edit: I did like the massive gun in the concept though Edit2: Was also hoping I could hide a massive planet destroyer gun in the hull 
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KM Scorchio posted:Space football stretch goal plz Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain betting on racing, sata ball and SM matches will indeed be in the game.
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Godmode Enabled posted:Edit: I did like the massive gun in the concept though Those are some grade-A parking sensors.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain betting on racing, sata ball and SM matches will indeed be in the game. I can imagine some of the various staff exits have been a result of programmers being told to make stuff like this happen and just telling Chris to go gently caress himself.
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Remember that the only 2 things Chris has said "No" to in regards to Star Citizen are cow bacon and the ability to be pulled into and crushed to death in the loading mechanism of a missile launcher as it loads a fully rendered high polygon missile.
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Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads. What other sorts of displays would be good for this museum? Here are some ideas: -Life size replica of pallets of $100 bills showing how much money was spent on the game -Wax statues of some of the Key players in classic poses (Ben on the Couch, Chris at the computer playing) -Derek's original blog post, The fourth stimpire text, and Chris's reply to the escapists all printed on parchment papers in climate controlled cases like where they keep the declaration of independence -Bathrooms will be designed to be like on the ships -A coin operated golf cart ride
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Turns out that I was right about the scenario, since they sell snub fighters for the Caterpillar.
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Amarcarts posted:Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads. Replica of the LA coffee shop that serves beverages and donuts at inflated prices. A cut-a-way display of the space door showing the inner-workings of the garage door opener. A gift shop that sells jpegs of coffee mugs and other items. Crates where children and adults can play hide and seek.
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Godmode Enabled posted:I had this ship and refunded it a while ago after we figured out this game prob wasn't going to be a thing. Its about what I was expecting. A space train with lots of Storage to move Man I really wanted one of those things back in the day. It was one of their first concepts that looked like an actual cool future spaceship, and those big I still remember all the threads on reddit and the main forums speculating about what the big stabby things on the front did and what exactly CIG meant when they said that it would have two "dummy" engines because holy poo poo that is a dumb idea haha. This time it at least looks like they managed to get it pretty close to the concept, so I'll grant them that.
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Chin posted:I can't tell if this is a joke. It's not. They sold a package which consisted of a Caterpillar and two space motorcycles. It represented a significant shift since it was the first time they acknowledged the idea of a pocket carrier. Naturally they acknowledged it by selling something.
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Amarcarts posted:Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads. - Sandi's movie career, including the actual tickle table.
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I.N.R.I posted:No worries there. I always stand out, no? :-] Given I see my parents twice every day in spite of not living in their basement, can't really say that, no.
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Amarcarts posted:Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads. A display on the evolution of Chris's toupées A feather pit
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/5gdiyl/another_of_star_citizens_more_prominent_backers/darpri4/ Star Citizen: Refunds only occur because the boogeymen of SA coerced you into it
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Sunswipe posted:Samizdata for idiot king! Tane
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Do any of you creepy obsessive fucks have the  facebook rant Dan Tracy wrote about CIG?I need something to laugh at this morning since  making another Mechwarrior game has me down.
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MilesK posted:Why would anyone watch football when they already have santaball? wtf is santaball
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It's pretty funny how we've become comic book supervillains to those guys. Part of me feels obligated to correct the narrative, but on the other hand letting people like Cymelion believe that we have some kind of master plan to get all the citizens to refund is probably the funnier option.
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Completely ignoring the cascade of anger she sent to Beer of course, and how convieniant that obviously she doesn't ever send nasty mails to contractors, they have the proof right here: Edit; Just for the record I'm pretty positive given her previous form for emails that every one she sends to a contractor is a masters degree standard of resting bitch face in Microsoft Office format. Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Beet Wagon posted:It's pretty funny how we've become comic book supervillains to those guys. Part of me feels obligated to correct the narrative, but on the other hand letting people like Cymelion believe that we have some kind of master plan to get all the citizens to refund is probably the funnier option. He doesn't think these things because of some evidence he saw so why would you, a Lieutenant of Satan, be able to persuade him of anything?
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cool new Polack jokes posted:wtf is santaball Wordplay on "Sataball" the supposed zero gravity sport of the SC universe. Think handball played in Ender's game war room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n54HLixcWbM It never got further out than a map, not even a playable prototype.
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I've been looking around online for information on this "Tickled" film and came up with something called "Gay Tickled Asian Twinks 7". Is this the thing you're all watching that is good, cos if so i'm, all over it.
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KM Scorchio posted:I've been looking around online for information on this "Tickled" film and came up with something called "Gay Tickled Asian Twinks 7". Is this the thing you're all watching that is good, cos if so i'm, all over it. Some brave goon was just jackin it on the fetish part of pornhub and found a familiar face. I call him brave because he shared with us.
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aleksendr posted:Wordplay on "Sataball" the supposed zero gravity sport of the SC universe. Think handball played in Ender's game war room.
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KM Scorchio posted:I've been looking around online for information on this "Tickled" film and came up with something called "Gay Tickled Asian Twinks 7". Is this the thing you're all watching that is good, cos if so i'm, all over it. Yes, watch that, in fact, gather your family around the monitor and turn your speakers up.  What could possibly go wrong? 
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