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Pick posted:Prithee, brother, werest thou plagued with emotional tampons during yon maxima sex harvest Doth Maxima sex a wedded couple make we?
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Troposphere posted:gonna get me all the boise tonight lads You're putting the Boise on a pedestal. (Jastiger syndrome) Who are you? My name is Boise Galore. It must be my lucky day. Boise-whipped within an inch of your life. Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Hark, there art Boise to slay!
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 01:33 |
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idaho chop
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 01:40 |
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Wait what's wrong with wherein? Or is it the Maxima that makes this whole thing?
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 01:53 |
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NomChompsky posted:Wait what's wrong with wherein? "Nevertheless I did do a lot of sexing in the back of my 96 Maxima"
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 01:59 |
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Lockback posted:
I do like how some people think 'not being a blubbering ball of unresolved mental health issues' is something that is totally insignificant when choosing a long term partner. lazorexplosion fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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lazorexplosion posted:I do like how some people think 'not being a blubbering ball of unresolved mental health issues' is something that is totally insignificant when choosing a long term partner. Where's your sense of adventure?
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:12 |
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SirSamVimes posted:People who still think Freud was right He was right about everybody always thinking about the D.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:30 |
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Mostly I wanted to type "maxima sex harvest"
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:31 |
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Volvo vulva vulture.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:33 |
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This is the one I was looking for. (bolding is mine)quote:Ok. This is long but I have a lot to get off my chest.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:34 |
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i like how with freud everything is all about penis, except of course, for him, and his love of suckin on big fat brown cigars, that doesn't count
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:35 |
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Pick posted:Mostly I wanted to type "maxima sex harvest" Fair enough I just had to make sure I haven't been walking around sounding like a weenie all these years.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:36 |
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Lmao I love when guys think they're too hot for their girlfriends, open up the relationship and the girls get laid like crazy while they're twisting in the wake. It's so poetic.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:54 |
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Thumbtacks posted:This is the one I was looking for. (bolding is mine) This makes me laugh every time I read it. Should be edited into the top of the OP imo.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:03 |
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Mods change my name to Boise Quipped thank you.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:14 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao I love when guys think they're too hot for their girlfriends, open up the relationship and the girls get laid like crazy while they're twisting in the wake. It's so poetic. this is my favourite thing
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:22 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:Mods change my name to Boise Quipped thank you.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:22 |
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Pick posted:you hosed in a Maxima and you use the word "wherein" i just told you where, in the maxima. im not sure i understand the question
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:30 |
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My favourite part is that despite having access to a lot more attractive/nicer guys, the girlfriend has somehow forgiven him for being an rear end in a top hat and is giving him time/affection and he's still salty about it.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:31 |
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I like that he originally met his GF on OKCupid and then thought he'd be able to bang many more, hotter girls also online
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:34 |
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Thumbtacks posted:I like that he originally met his GF on OKCupid and then thought he'd be able to bang many more, hotter girls also online on a fetish website no less lmao like idk how big his girlfriend is but that's the one place bigger girls are gonna find lots of fellas
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:35 |
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I just caught up with one of my friends as he's broken up with his bf. It got to the point where he decided that they should go for an open relationship with the obvious result. I did ask why he opted for that and he did it so his bf would meet more people and potentially soften the impact of the break up. No matter the reason it ends the relationship every time.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:38 |
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So I start to walk away as she goes into the pub to the bathroom, and I hear the guy say "Hey" behind me. I swear he had the biggest poo poo eating grin all over his fukking face. He said to me "Mate, you're a better guy than I am. If I had a lady like that I wouldn't let anyone else touch her. Lucky for me you guys have this open thing going on". He said it like he was pretending to be friendly, but obviously it was a dig because he could tell I wasn't happy right then. I just nodded and walked off. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAAAA
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:38 |
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Devian666 posted:I just caught up with one of my friends as he's broken up with his bf. It got to the point where he decided that they should go for an open relationship with the obvious result. I did ask why he opted for that and he did it so his bf would meet more people and potentially soften the impact of the break up. No matter the reason it ends the relationship every time. nice try I know all gay men are whores
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:38 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:He was right about everybody always thinking about the D. Not really, and if I'm ever a dad I hope my solutions to my daughter's mental health issues wouldn't be to constantly bring up penises. 54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao I love when guys think they're too hot for their girlfriends, open up the relationship and the girls get laid like crazy while they're twisting in the wake. It's so poetic. Are these all actually new ones? These "open relationship gone wrong" stories are all so similar they almost seem like the same one and I could've sworn that one was already posted. I suppose it's also possible that tons of people are extremely stupid in exactly the same ways... EDIT: it's both. that one was posted earlier in the thread, I distinctly remember the tatted 6'4" muscleman with the poo poo-eating grin Play fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Why don't these open relationship idiots just suggest going to a motel two towns over and banging a hooker to pieces?
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Play posted:Not really, and if I'm ever a dad I hope my solutions to my daughter's mental health issues wouldn't be to constantly bring up penises. This is the most memorable one IMO, and it's the one a lot of people on r/relationships link to. Or it used to be, before he deleted it. It's just so perfect.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 03:42 |
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Thumbtacks posted:This is the most memorable one IMO, and it's the one a lot of people on r/relationships link to. Or it used to be, before he deleted it. It's just so perfect. Yeah I can see why. Those special added details and the constant tone of helpless petulance definitely make it something special. a real titan of the genre
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NomChompsky posted:My goodness what a depressing thread that I cannot stop coming back to. Go back to the story about the backpackers who traveled the world, then came out to the dude's family. Feel the warm fuzzies.
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Why don't these open relationship idiots just suggest going to a motel two towns over and banging a hooker to pieces? What? How dare you! That's illegal and naughty and not something polite good people do. Now excuse me as I arrange my 7th back-to-back gently caress session with another partner.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:08 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao I love when guys think they're too hot for their girlfriends, open up the relationship and the girls get laid like crazy while they're twisting in the wake. It's so poetic.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:11 |
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My girlfriend is corpulent, smells and has a weird face, and I'm buff as hell and have a huge dong. I'd still never go for an open relationship because she'd get like 10x the action without even trying.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:15 |
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Pounded in the Butt by The Paraphilia For Comeuppance
Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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I don't think that open relationships disaster story, or any other I've ever read, holds a candle to the anonymous E/N post. zakharov posted:I hope she gives her idiot dad a Stone Cold Stunner Imo this would be a good gimmick: actively participate in the relationships subreddit, but only give wrestling advice.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:15 |
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Speaking randomly of relationships though I think the Brad Pitt thing is way out of proportion, yelling at a kid a few times is just going to happen, kids are little loving assholes. I even like kids but sometimes they're a big poo poo and you're going to tell them to go gently caress themselves, you didn't drop kick a toddler everybody's probably going to be fine
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:17 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao I love when guys think they're too hot for their girlfriends, open up the relationship and the girls get laid like crazy while they're twisting in the wake. It's so poetic. It's pretty great, but I kind of prefer the ones where the relationship-opener clearly has someone in mind to pursue once they get the okay, and of course that person has no interest whatsoever / is revolted by the suggestion. Wanting to destroy your current relationship to hit on some strange is one thing, but wanting to destroy your current relationship to hit on a coworker whom you've mentally built up into your perfect side piece and who has no interest in you is another level of poetic justice.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 04:20 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Imo this would be a good gimmick: actively participate in the relationships subreddit, but only give wrestling advice. Everyone should give advice but have a different gimmick. Who's going to be the open relationship and the buff gf poster?
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Antivehicular posted:It's pretty great, but I kind of prefer the ones where the relationship-opener clearly has someone in mind to pursue once they get the okay, and of course that person has no interest whatsoever / is revolted by the suggestion. Wanting to destroy your current relationship to hit on some strange is one thing, but wanting to destroy your current relationship to hit on a coworker whom you've mentally built up into your perfect side piece and who has no interest in you is another level of poetic justice. Yes that one is 100% my favorite and it plays out all the time. I see versions of it in real life surprisingly often (though usually dumping not opening, but similar).
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