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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I thought the final segment was pretty good. Bayley vs alicia was fun for how short it was. The enzo stuff was dumb but entertaining. Pasty cruiserweight rules. Reigns vs Jericho was the only good match on the show so if you came for the wrestling feel free to skip the show. The mark vs titus match was super funny. Everything else was boring.

Only really negative thing i have to say about the show was that i'm not too fond of how Owens is being written. He seems like a joke and so does the title.

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

schweens posted:

Only really negative thing i have to say about the show was that i'm not too fond of how Owens is being written. He seems like a joke and so does the title.

Basically every heel champ besides Brock Lesnar over the last decade and a half.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Niwrad posted:

Basically every heel champ besides Brock Lesnar over the last decade and a half.

Agreed but its super jarring when he's the first guy to have a lengthy run with a new title with a stupid name. Jericho's friendship is more prestigious than any title in the OP right now.

Its wwe so at the end of the day i won't complain too much if match quality at ppvs is good.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I turned on Supergirl but it was a re-run and I made the wrong decision of turning on Raw instead of anything else.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
I was ready to watch Raw tonight but right when it was about to come on, I realized there's nothing that had a chance to be compelling.

So I played video games and watched porn instead.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Niwrad posted:

Basically every heel champ besides Brock Lesnar over the last decade and a half.

And yet they've mostly had heel champs in that time frame. Maybe that's why people don't want to watch - if you treat your champ like a joke, your whole organization looks like a joke.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
raw results also from the observer

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Instead of watching raw I didn't watch raw because I legitimately forgot it was on

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
Holy poo poo Big Show looks amazingly in shape

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Basic Chunnel posted:

Top guys have passed out rather than tap since Bret / Austin, maybe even before that

Angle and [REDACTED] tapped just about everyone with their moves

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Oct 30, 2009

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I can't explain it but Big Cass reminds me of a taller dopier Edge

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

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oldpainless posted:

I can't explain it but Big Cass reminds me of a taller dopier Edge

It's his face and hair.

Mourning Due
Oct 11, 2004

*~ missin u ~*
:canada:
I haven't watched wrestling in years, but something that I think would really shake things up and appeal to your modern audience: if they started doing stat tracking for wins and losses and something akin to "achievements". As it is right now, it's just "i'm the best, I get a shot at the champ" and that's that. I would really like it if there were tiers like in premiere league football, where every season the three teams with the best record move up a division, and the three with the worst record move down a division. There is still glory in winning a lower division, but you're always striving to move up. Wins and losses don't matter at all right now, and it would give wrestlers something to fight for other than just the titles. Fight for a chance to fight for the title. As it is, it's just lovely little feuds with no "oomph", and storylines like "if Rollins doesn't win the last six matches of the year, then he's bumped down from World to Intercontinental status for the next three months and has to fight his way back up".

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Mourning Due posted:

I haven't watched wrestling in years, but something that I think would really shake things up and appeal to your modern audience: if they started doing stat tracking for wins and losses and something akin to "achievements". As it is right now, it's just "i'm the best, I get a shot at the champ" and that's that. I would really like it if there were tiers like in premiere league football, where every season the three teams with the best record move up a division, and the three with the worst record move down a division. There is still glory in winning a lower division, but you're always striving to move up. Wins and losses don't matter at all right now, and it would give wrestlers something to fight for other than just the titles. Fight for a chance to fight for the title. As it is, it's just lovely little feuds with no "oomph", and storylines like "if Rollins doesn't win the last six matches of the year, then he's bumped down from World to Intercontinental status for the next three months and has to fight his way back up".

Divisions have literally never worked to get people over who wouldn't have gotten over more with the same level of push but without them in place.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
The only thing that works on getting someone over is a direction. Give a wrestler a purpose and people will probably get interested. No one on raw has any direction they just kind of do things.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Mourning Due posted:

I haven't watched wrestling in years, but something that I think would really shake things up and appeal to your modern audience: if they started doing stat tracking for wins and losses and something akin to "achievements". As it is right now, it's just "i'm the best, I get a shot at the champ" and that's that. I would really like it if there were tiers like in premiere league football, where every season the three teams with the best record move up a division, and the three with the worst record move down a division. There is still glory in winning a lower division, but you're always striving to move up. Wins and losses don't matter at all right now, and it would give wrestlers something to fight for other than just the titles. Fight for a chance to fight for the title. As it is, it's just lovely little feuds with no "oomph", and storylines like "if Rollins doesn't win the last six matches of the year, then he's bumped down from World to Intercontinental status for the next three months and has to fight his way back up".

The problem with stat tracking is that every wrestler would have a .500 record.

Also, the already use the midcard titles to punish wrestlers IRL.

Strawberry Panda fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Dec 6, 2016

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Strawberry Panda posted:

And yet they've mostly had heel champs in that time frame. Maybe that's why people don't want to watch - if you treat your champ like a joke, your whole organization looks like a joke.

It's weird with Owens because he was booked great in NXT. And they sort of booked him the same way when he came up to the main roster. Then they decided he'd be a chickenshit comedy heel like everyone else and no one gives a poo poo about him anymore.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
I used to not watch Raw live, but watch all segments that interest me on youtube the day after instead. I haven't felt compelled to watch anything other than Goldberg and the Smackdown invasion in the last few months, even though some of my favorite wrestlers are on the Raw roster.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Niwrad posted:

It's weird with Owens because he was booked great in NXT. And they sort of booked him the same way when he came up to the main roster. Then they decided he'd be a chickenshit comedy heel like everyone else and no one gives a poo poo about him anymore.

Remember when people wanted Rollins to be a babyface? Then Raw Treatment happened.

If Reigns got the Smackdown Treatment within 3 months he'd be every bit as over as WWE ever wanted.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

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Niwrad posted:

It's weird with Owens because he was booked great in NXT. And they sort of booked him the same way when he came up to the main roster. Then they decided he'd be a chickenshit comedy heel like everyone else and no one gives a poo poo about him anymore.

That's the thing; you can cheat to win like AJ does, but AJ doesn't run away from fights. I think that's the product of having a face GM on Smackdown, AJ can't try and sweet talk favor with DB.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

rare Magic card l00k posted:

If Reigns got the Smackdown Treatment within 3 months he'd be every bit as over as WWE ever wanted.
Mmmaybe...
I haven't been watching Raw, but the heat Roman was getting at Survivor Series seemed more like a background radiation of "gently caress you" heat than anything he was actively earning through booking, promos, or ring work. I don't know if it's even possible to get Roman in the top babyface spot the way WWE wants at this point.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Cubone posted:

Mmmaybe...
I haven't been watching Raw, but the heat Roman was getting at Survivor Series seemed more like a background radiation of "gently caress you" heat than anything he was actively earning through booking, promos, or ring work. I don't know if it's even possible to get Roman in the top babyface spot the way WWE wants at this point.

I'd book Roman against Baron Corbin to get some shine on him.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Strawberry Panda posted:

I'd book Roman against Baron Corbin to get some shine on him.

Which indie promotion would the Lone Wolf tell the Big Dog to go back to? I'm gonna guess Chikara.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Rhonne posted:

Which indie promotion would the Lone Wolf tell the Big Dog to go back to? I'm gonna guess Chikara.

Shimmer

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

With Owens now basically being the Seth Rollins title run redux, I'm dreadfully curious what the gently caress they had planned for Balor?

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

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Caesarian Sectarian posted:

With Owens now basically being the Seth Rollins title run redux, I'm dreadfully curious what the gently caress they had planned for Balor?

Lol they didn't have a plan.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Hey now, no one is brought up from NXT without a plan!

When Balor is ready, Triple H will pedigree the current champ and allow his NXT pet to win the title again. Then the next few months of RAW storylines will be feuds over who is the real Triple H anointed one, who likes Triple H the best, which one of them Triple H posed in the most photos with, which one of them can do the pedigree the best, etc. Triple H will not appear on any of these episodes.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Tato posted:

Hey now, no one is brought up from NXT without a plan!

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Caesarian Sectarian posted:

With Owens now basically being the Seth Rollins title run redux, I'm dreadfully curious what the gently caress they had planned for Balor?
He would immediately turn heel and fued against the plucky underdog Roman Reigns. Reigns would battle him for several months in tag-team matches and the occasional one on one main event on RAWs. Every match would either be won cleanly by Roman, or by Balor cheating. Eventually Roman would beat him clean for the belt in a 20 minute match where he sells next to no offense and obviously by doing so he would take all of the heat that Balor has and transfer it directly to him. Reigns would walk out of that PPV cheered on wildly by the crowd as a charismatic but relatable everyman who overcome the odds to win the big prize.

Then the following month they'd do the exact same match again but with some random stipulation that has no relevance to their conflict, and Reigns would win that clean too, thus cementing his status as a beloved fan favourite.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Solus posted:

Holy poo poo Big Show looks amazingly in shape
He is supposedly under 400 lbs, which he hasn't been since when he first debuted in WCW.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



They announced him as 390 lbs which means he's more like 350.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
So Charlotte beats Sasha at the next PPV then Sasha wins it back on a random Raw again, right? Wonder how many times they plan on doing this

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Vince is ribbing everyone. He's waiting for someone to tell him they aren't making history anymore. Every is afraid to, so they are forced to keep doing history making matches.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
Weird story turn aside, if you focus on just the action that was an awesome looking beat down by Rusev.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Vince is handed the women's version of John Cena and then proceeds to completely ignore her to play with his busted Ric Flair and Eddie Guerrero action figures.

I was a big fan of Sasha in NXT but she's been super exposed at being pretty mediocre without weeks of being able to put together the perfect match, and the entire "WE'RE MAKING HISTORY!" shtick is so heavy-handed it's kind of making me resent her.

e: It reminds me of South Park's current arc where Cartman keeps trying to convince everyone his girlfriend is SUPER HILARIOUS but she never actually tells any jokes. But yeah, she's super smart.

Sasha and Charolette ARE making history but I feel like there's much better people they could be doing this with; maybe they thought Snoop Dog's cousin and Ric Flair's daughter were the two most marketable.

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Dec 6, 2016

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
I just want to point out that the most recent Raw match wasn't really making any history, as Nikki and Carmella were already going to do a No DQ match. Adding Falls Count Anywhere doesn't make it that much more ground breaking.

This new "history making match" isn't even making history either. Bayley and Sasha have already done a 30 Minute Iron Woman match for the WWE, albeit for NXT, and it was a main event match well before the Hell in a Cell match. You can argue that NXT doesn't count, or that they want to make sure as many people as possible see how progressive they are, but they really aren't making history anymore. It's not special anymore. It's the same two wrestlers doing their 500th match, with a lesser match stipulation than their Main Event Hell in a Cell match because gently caress giving opportunities to the other women in the roster.

I get that not every woman on the roster can pull off big money matches, just like not every man can go for the Universal Title, but it's really damaging to the other 3 or 4 women on your roster if they never get a shot to show what they're capable of in a big match situation. Smackdown has done a lot to try and keep all of their women relevant, so seeing Sasha and Charlotte being the only two who matter on Raw is very frustrating.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I can't wait until the No Ropes Barbed Wire Exploding Death Match finally brings the end of the PG era thank you Stephanie, thank you Mick.

Vaguido posted:

I get that not every woman on the roster can pull off big money matches, just like not every man can go for the Universal Title, but it's really damaging to the other 3 or 4 women on your roster if they never get a shot to show what they're capable of in a big match situation. Smackdown has done a lot to try and keep all of their women relevant, so seeing Sasha and Charlotte being the only two who matter on Raw is very frustrating.
This was how the WWE women had been booked for ages, it's pretty glaring who's booking RAW now compared to who was booking before the brand split.

I also remember a falls count anywhere match involving Mickie James in TNA that took place over the theme park (And not just at the ramp)

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I mean I remember a hardcore match between Tori and Ivory way back when so its not even like it was that unique in the WWE.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Instead of Raw I had sex

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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I mean theres another telling thing about how the two divisions are being booked at the moment (not that this has always been the case in the last few months) but while Smackdowns womens divisions is entirely focused on feuds between the women involved with very little bleed over into the mens division, both raw segments last night were both about the love of men - Fox and Bayley were wrestling over Cedric's affections and Sasha and Charlotte was more about who Flair loves.

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