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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Dementropy posted:

It's like they actually took time and made a concerted effort to make it more generic-looking over the years. You have to actually *work* to get those results from your average SC chariot.

It is called refactoring. Geez.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beet Wagon posted:



I'm so glad they're making the Cutlass into a Tonka-toy version of its old lovely self. This will definitely stop the legions of whiners who were sold one thing but got another.

Where is this from?

I don't know what the Cutlass did to deserve all of this but I'm loving glad I sold mine.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

peter gabriel posted:

I refuse to believe they have multiple builds, like "Oh ok this evocati says he wants to test FPS so send him the one with the shittiest flying bits I guess?' I mean, wtf ha ha
lmao, given their history so far, CIG is way too incompetent of a company to release multiple test builds without screwing everything up when they try to patch the different avocado pieces together for public release.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Dementropy posted:

It's like they actually took time and made a concerted effort to make it more generic-looking over the years. You have to actually *work* to get those results from your average SC chariot.

I suspect that it gets closer to CR's vision the more generic it starts to look

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Where is this from?

I don't know what the Cutlass did to deserve all of this but I'm loving glad I sold mine.

Sandi's facebook, I believe.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/766995199922802690
https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/806258789745913856
https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/806293736569311233

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


:agesilaus:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

lol SA subscribers

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Beet Wagon posted:

2012


2014


2016


e: links and dates

*buckled into the seat of a shaking Leonov* ITS SHRINKING!!!

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


man he is salty af that no MMO producer has given him a job for all his freelance IP defending

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Ash1138 posted:

lol SA subscribers

Is there some SA evocati poo poo I can buy?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Something something, this could be a meaningful star citizen gif.



Stolen from the gif thread

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Jason Sextro posted:

man he is salty af that no MMO producer has given him a job for all his freelance IP defending

The best thing was how he used to cry like a baby about the subscriber information being leaked, then CIG hired the guy leaking it.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
It's getting to the point where it feels like Gremlich and Lethality are genuinely in need of therapy.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
The thread title should also be Star Citizen: Cargoship Cult Community

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Milky Moor posted:

It's getting to the point where it feels like Gremlich and Lethality are genuinely in need of therapy.

we're beyond that and hitting the Mental Illness Event Horizon

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


spacetoaster posted:

Something something, this could be a meaningful star citizen gif.



Stolen from the gif thread

It's balls.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Decrepus posted:

It's balls.

I think this is what happens when CIG attempts to combine the modules.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

I think this is what happens when CIG attempts to combine the modules.


REFACTORING!!

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Deez nuts don't need refactored

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

spacetoaster posted:

Something something, this could be a meaningful star citizen gif.



Stolen from the gif thread

I have no balls and still cringed. This looks painful. The gif is like, too short for reactions. :stare:

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
Evocati

Evocatus (plural Evocati) was the Latin term for a soldier in the Roman army who had served out his time and obtained a discharge (missio) but had voluntarily enlisted again at the invitation of the consul or other commander.

Really though, it sounds like it's trying to sounds like an expensive Italian motor vehicle catalogue, thumbed through by a rotund, balding middle aged man, lost in a midlife crisis. It's perfect for Star Citizen.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


A tank designed by a visionary VVS (Soviet Air Force) LTC. Unfortunately he seems to have lacked the requisite talent and experience needed for such an ambitious project.

Soviet Supertank: Osokin's Tank Cruiser posted:

Combat mass, with armament: ~270 tons
Armament and ammunition:
  • guns: 2*152 (160-200 shells), 5*76 (650-800 shells), 2*23 (1200 shells)
  • machine guns: 3*12.7 (4500 rounds), 14*7.62 (26460)
Armour thickness (in various places): 40-125 mm
Engines: aircraft M-30 or M-40
Total horsepower: 4000-6000 hp
hp/ton: 13.3-22
Area of tracks in contact with ground: 43.4 meters squared
Ground pressure: ~0.7 kg/meter squared
Maximum speed: 36-40 kph
Minimum speed: 4.2 kph
Performance:
  • elevation: up to 40 degrees
  • vertical obstacle: up to ___ meters
  • crossable trench: 9 meters
  • fording depth: 1.8 meters
Fuel capacity: 8400 kg of diesel
Operational range: ~600 km
Crew: 30
Amount of transportable infantry: 50

Mirificus fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Dec 7, 2016

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Mirificus posted:



A tank designed by a VVS (Soviet Air Force) LTC. Unfortunately he seems to have lacked the requisite talent and experience for such an ambitious project.

Not listed is the hot tub to spend time in after fighting a long day for Communism.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Titanic posted:

I have no balls and still cringed. This looks painful. The gif is like, too short for reactions. :stare:

Shaved Newtonian physics.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beet Wagon posted:

Sandi's facebook, I believe.

Huh. I just realized she hasn't blocked me from there yet. Plus she apparently has an 80% response rate. I should say hi.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/360667

soo holiday livestream is next friday I guess? huh.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


who could possibly wait that long?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



can't wait to see more star marine

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Maybe Chris will play his game again.

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

He doesnt have PTSD. Hes most likely stolen valour as well like 90% of the sc spergs claiming to be vets.

Whatever happened to Token- I mean Money?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Spermanent Record posted:

Evocati

Evocatus (plural Evocati) was the Latin term for a soldier in the Roman army who had served out his time and obtained a discharge (missio) but had voluntarily enlisted again at the invitation of the consul or other commander.

So, sucker who makes questionable decisions "at the invitation of" a possibly corrupt and/or incompetent older dude? Good call there.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Maybe Chris will play his game again.

It would truly be a Christmas miracle.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

2012


2014


2016


e: links and dates

This project is a joke. The waste is breathtaking

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

alf_pogs posted:

we're beyond that and hitting the Mental Illness Event Horizon

Which one is Weir?

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Huh. I just realized she hasn't blocked me from there yet. Plus she apparently has an 80% response rate. I should say hi.

Do it. For the beer god

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Acquilae posted:

lmao, given their history so far, CIG is way too incompetent of a company to release multiple test builds without screwing everything up when they try to patch the different avocado pieces together for public release.

So it's more likely that their Evocati build is broken enough that different parts of the game are broken depending on which PC you install it? Or rather stuff breaks randomly during install?

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015
Everybody stop talking about Star Marine or evocatti patch bullshit and start taking about how much loving money has been wasted producing this embarrassment. Where the gently caress did the money go? Where did it come from? Holy poo poo

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

moveable shape posted:

Everybody stop talking about Star Marine or evocatti patch bullshit and start taking about how much loving money has been wasted producing this embarrassment. Where the gently caress did the money go? Where did it come from? Holy poo poo

We already know the answer to that.

Hollywood dreams and hundred dollar cosmetic ship variants, respectively.

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