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POOL IS CLOSED posted:how many of those guys unironically describe themselves as incels one girl said "they should like a bunch of closeted homosexuals" and I was like yea p much
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Well at least they tried. I didn't really expect to get anything - I know they were shooting for the moon, and really, I feel I got more than my money's worth just from participating in their community - getting a functional product would just have been a nice bonus!!
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Dec 7, 2016 22:54
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TheAgent posted:and even if its shoehorned in sometimes, I give bioware a golfclap for even including actually gay, man on man romances I agree. Even if it's small and minor, or tacked on, at least they did it. I have no issues with it. Plus, it's not like any video game romance actually works good anyway. Unless it's the Sims. Because it's the Sims and they will do anything.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:54
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:But adding gay dudes is a slippery slope to 63 genders! In the future all games will just be Second Life
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Dec 7, 2016 22:56
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Ghostlight posted:It's really only been in the last 100 years that it's changed from
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Dec 7, 2016 22:59
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:how am i going to feel fabulous if i don't look at something as lowbrow as possible while drinking my fizzy booze Oh, well if that's the goal then put that jpeg down and feast your eyes on this!
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Dec 7, 2016 23:03
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I wonder how Chris feels knowing the guy handling his video editing is a better director than he'll ever be. What do you mean by "knowing"? Pretty sure CR knows, from the bottom of his heart, that he's a better director than that loser
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Dec 7, 2016 23:03
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The Titanic posted:I agree. Even if it's small and minor, or tacked on, at least they did it. I have no issues with it. Plus, it's not like any video game romance actually works good anyway. Unless it's the Sims. Because it's the Sims and they will do anything. tbqh they don't get any marks until they show it going in
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Dec 7, 2016 23:04
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TheAgent posted:look sometimes we go into the meatgrinder together but its not a sexual thing we just like to be spun around lots of huge manmeats that get into all of our orifices somehow, like any bros from the same frat would do I am enjoying this line of thought.  "Bro, totally accidental! I totally just slipped in there!" We should combine forces to write a horrible erotic Star Citizen experience story.
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TheAgent posted:look sometimes we go into the meatgrinder together but its not a sexual thing we just like to be spun around lots of huge manmeats that get into all of our orifices somehow, like any bros from the same frat would do sounds like you got a tingler on your hands TheAgent posted:I had to explain what the incel community was right after the santa barbara attacks to a bunch of people at a bar while we were all slamming tequila shots that reminds me of some of the hilarious poo poo I heard after WHO redefined infertility (expanding the definition from failure to conceive after 12+ months of unprotected sex to include single men and women who want to have children but do not, which seems to be primarily a move to pressure the NHS to expand IVF accessibility). the funniest take i heard was that now all the incels will be classified as disabled and able to receive disability payments based on their inability to find romantic partners. Ghostlight posted:It's really only been in the last 100 years that it's changed from when i went to college in the late 00s, this was still a prevailing view. way too many people found out i was engaged to another woman and started asking me probing details about how women can even gently caress each other. i lost some friends.  The Titanic posted:I agree. Even if it's small and minor, or tacked on, at least they did it. I have no issues with it. Plus, it's not like any video game romance actually works good anyway. Unless it's the Sims. Because it's the Sims and they will do anything. actually the original DA had a pretty interesting romance sideplot that i thought really added to the plot, but unfortunately i don't recall it being followed up in a satisfying way during the expansion, and i haven't played the sequels. my (female) PC romanced alistair, then morganna or w/e the witch in black's name was convinced my PC to ask alistair to knock the witch up with his gray warden baby, and poo poo got weird. it was pretty arthurian but i don't know if bioware ever did anything w/r/t a payoff in DA3.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:05
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I once tried to unlock the romance options of a female and now I gotta walk around and tell everyone in my neighborhood about it
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Dec 7, 2016 23:06
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The Titanic posted:I am enjoying this line of thought. I think there's a thread on r/sc about citizens' dream-meeting with Chris that already does this. Perhaps not intentionally, though.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:06
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There aren't even women in Star Citizen it's all gay white clone action.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:07
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Beet Wagon posted:In the future all games will just be Second Life these guys totally want space second life and should just fess up to that and give up on fidelitous physics. i am grateful to SC for teaching me the word "fidelitous." Tippis posted:Oh, well if that's the goal then put that jpeg down and feast your eyes on this! oh poo poo! it's wine time. Chin posted:There aren't even women in Star Citizen it's all gay white clone action. if they're clones, does it also count as incest?
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Dec 7, 2016 23:08
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The Titanic posted:I agree. Even if it's small and minor, or tacked on, at least they did it. I have no issues with it. Plus, it's not like any video game romance actually works good anyway. Unless it's the Sims. Because it's the Sims and they will do anything. The romance in Alpha Protocol with SIE is perfect. 
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Dec 7, 2016 23:09
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:when i went to college in the late 00s, this was still a prevailing view. way too many people found out i was engaged to another woman and started asking me probing details about how women can even gently caress each other. i lost some friends. This seems to be the prevailing winner (where winning is bad) in most cases. Losing friends is an endless war of attrition between trying to be happy and trying to blend in with general society. Some day I will figure out the best mix and be totally cool and popular.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:13
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Sunswipe posted:The romance in Alpha Protocol with SIE is perfect. The janky gameplay in that game kept me from getting far. I'm sure I'm missing something great, but I'll pass on it.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:15
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The Titanic posted:This seems to be the prevailing winner (where winning is bad) in most cases. Losing friends is an endless war of attrition between trying to be happy and trying to blend in with general society. Some day I will figure out the best mix and be totally cool and popular. I'm sure you're already totally cool and popular! Having many bad friends is a worse situation than a few good friends. It was a good way to learn how to establish some fuckin' boundaries with weirdos though.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:16
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Hey Agent, any latest digs at what's going on behind seemingly closed doors? What are they going to show for the holiday live stream and when is chris going to play his own game since last year?
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Dec 7, 2016 23:17
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Tippis posted:Oh, well if that's the goal then put that jpeg down and feast your eyes on this!
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Dec 7, 2016 23:18
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Tippis posted:I think there's a thread on r/sc about citizens' dream-meeting with Chris that already does this. Perhaps not intentionally, though. I hope they all go: And as Chris was describing this awesome system to me and his hands were going crazy, suddenly my dick was in his hands and he was going crazy on it! And then he gave me a free ship as I exploded all over his face!
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Dec 7, 2016 23:17
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:I'm sure you're already totally cool and popular! Having many bad friends is a worse situation than a few good friends. It was a good way to learn how to establish some fuckin' boundaries with weirdos though. Yyyeaaahhhh... not quite.  But I'm happy with myself on a pretty regular basis so I'm good. 
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Dec 7, 2016 23:19
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:actually the original DA had a pretty interesting romance sideplot that i thought really added to the plot, but unfortunately i don't recall it being followed up in a satisfying way during the expansion, and i haven't played the sequels. my (female) PC romanced alistair, then morganna or w/e the witch in black's name was convinced my PC to ask alistair to knock the witch up with his gray warden baby, and poo poo got weird. it was pretty arthurian but i don't know if bioware ever did anything w/r/t a payoff in DA3. Of course not. They forgot all about it and the sequels had you roll a new character. Which is too bad, I'd really like to see an RPG with crazy romance sideplots made worse by the player's choices. You're better off not playing the sequels. DA2 and DA3 had interesting characters but terrible gameplay.
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:when i went to college in the late 00s, this was still a prevailing view. way too many people found out i was engaged to another woman and started asking me probing details about how women can even gently caress each other. i lost some friends.
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nawledgelambo posted:Hey Agent, any latest digs at what's going on behind seemingly closed doors? What are they going to show for the holiday live stream and when is chris going to play his own game since last year? there's the online people but usually I don't trust them as they tend to either be: 1) huge backers or 2) insanely "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" employees btw a number 2 was one of the guys talkin bout how awesome SC and SQ42 was and even he bowed the gently caress outta there lol
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Dec 7, 2016 23:26
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Samizdata posted:No, was checking to make sure I was still an outie and had not acquired a temp tat. No change on those fronts. Nothing a Lopitoffame and some lick-n-stick won't fix.
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In an exciting turn the thread decides to sperg out about homosex instead of trannies. Stay tuned for more.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:27
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The Titanic posted:The janky gameplay in that game kept me from getting far. I'm sure I'm missing something great, but I'll pass on it. I understand, but you really are missing out on something special. It's just about the only game I've played that makes the "Your every choice will matter!" promise and actually kept it. A real flawed gem.
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Sunswipe posted:How the hell does anyone think that's an appropriate question to ask someone? I think the closest I've got to that is someone asking me which hand I wank with when they found out I'm left-handed, and that doesn't come close to how not ok asking for exact details of how someone fucks is.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:27
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TheAgent posted:the only people who ask are the ones who want to do it but think they never could
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Dec 7, 2016 23:28
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TheAgent posted:lesbians have a 2700 year old island named after them, they gotta be doing something right
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TheAgent posted:or they just dumb as gently caress Gotta be this. Either that or very very naive if the only sex act they can imagine is penis in vagina.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:30
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Sunswipe posted:The romance in Alpha Protocol with SIE is perfect. It smells like cat piss and tuna! 
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Sunswipe posted:How the hell does anyone think that's an appropriate question to ask someone? I think the closest I've got to that is someone asking me which hand I wank with when they found out I'm left-handed, and that doesn't come close to how not ok asking for exact details of how someone fucks is. Clearly they have no creativity and are boring people.
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Ghostlight posted:Lesbians are named after the island because it was the birthplace of the poet Sappho, the earliest recorded mentions of which are slut-shaming her for boning too many guys, progressing into decrying her having a sexual affection for women as slander, all the way up into last century where scholars were still trying to put forward ideas on how (what survives of) her poetry can be read in a totally heterosexual manner.
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Sunswipe posted:How the hell does anyone think that's an appropriate question to ask someone? I think the closest I've got to that is someone asking me which hand I wank with when they found out I'm left-handed, and that doesn't come close to how not ok asking for exact details of how someone fucks is. You'd be surprised maybe. Though really not too many. It's just curiosity. Hearing from the horses mouth is like affirmation of what they probably think. And I think the ones who ask are just either secretly kinky, interested in it but don't want to admit it to themselves, setting you up for the "well you just never had a good man (like me)", or just being rude to set you up with a "well that sounds just wrong and gross." in front of people to make you feel good and happy. This is way the hell off of Star Citizen now. We're in bat country now! 
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TheAgent posted:unfortunately my rl drinking buds have all moved on to other projects and the secondary people that I met through them moved on a few weeks back drat. We need to get an infil team and plant you back on the inside Operation: Trojan Ben
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please please please crobberts make lesbos IV a planet I can explore and capture xi'an lesbians so I can teach them how to love my penis in my cargo hold tia
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TheAgent posted:don't ruin lesbos for 14 year old me, its an island of hot lesbians who are somehow all attracted to my penis ok This is true though. It's in our book. A big two page spread that unfolds. 
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TheAgent posted:please please please crobberts make lesbos IV a planet I can explore and capture xi'an lesbians so I can teach them how to love my penis in my cargo hold This is probably 85% of Star Citizen fantasies.
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