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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Beet Wagon posted:

This particular case is too poopy for even me to :shrek: in, I'm afraid.


Why must the Star Citizen thread doxx everyone it sees :negative:

I touched the poop. :)

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov posted:

I touched the poop. :)

10 goons 1 whale

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Beet Wagon posted:

Why must the Star Citizen thread doxx everyone it sees :negative:

i'm not obsessed :argh: derek should stop pretending to be beetgirl kayak doloria and fight uwe boll like a man

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Raskolnikov posted:

I touched the poop. :)

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Death of a Spaceman

e: ha ha ha wtf it's loving real https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/12879-Death-Of-A-Spaceman

Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 11, 2016

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





POOL IS CLOSED posted:

i'm not obsessed :argh: derek should stop pretending to be beetgirl kayak doloria and fight uwe boll like a man

let me tell you all about beetgirl kayak deloria er_dova smart!!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Weeeeeeee!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


Yes. I I truly believe there will be suicides when this game project scam in progress goes belly up. It's very sad. :smith:

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

:magical:

I'd almost feel bad suicide ganking his freighter and tainting the fantasy world too.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Not projecting


Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Enchanted Hat posted:

:magical:

I'd almost feel bad suicide ganking his freighter and tainting the fantasy world too.

Don't worry, that will never happen.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Speaking of the pupper, Mrs. Beet took him to some kind of weird Harry Potter party at the bookstore last night and he won the costume contest apparently.



I should make him a Star Commando suit and take him to CitCon... of course that would require me to actually go to loving CitCon, and no thanks.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


no need to make up anything in this thread

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Don't worry, that will never happen.

Sandi has been assured of this.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

quote:

I can see this thing becoming great eventually, but it worries me that I haven't been utterly amazed by it; not because I think the game is a bad game, but because I think I might be a bad gamer.

quote:

my weird personal quirk of being unable to appreciate Star Citizen

The possibility that Star Citizen might actually be bad is literally unthinkable to these people

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beet Wagon posted:

Speaking of the pupper, Mrs. Beet took him to some kind of weird Harry Potter party at the bookstore last night and he won the costume contest apparently.



I should make him a Star Commando suit and take him to CitCon... of course that would require me to actually go to loving CitCon, and no thanks.

Oh my God your dog is the best.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Fat Shat Sings posted:

I can come up with some speculation that sounds realistic

CRobberts: How's the errr Model look?
Artist: Right here.
CRobberts: What are these things on the front?
Artist: Big guns? They've been in since the concept.
CRobberts: This is theuhhhh hauling ship! It will need escorts! It's like a ahhh a semi truck needing jeeps and tanks to guard it! It can't have artillery!
Artist: What is....I mean.....where did this come from....
CRobberts: You don't see Semi trucks with big errrr tank barrels all over them! It needs to be lightly ahhhh armed!
Artist: I mean there is nothing that says that....We have thousands of dev hours on making these things guns
CRobberts: Why wasn't I uhhhh told
Artist: You were at the imaginarium the last six months.
CRobberts: Just make them.....uhhh....parking sensors or something.
Artist: It's almost like you have some need to focus on pointless minutiae and the "roles" everything is supposed to play that you are forcing us to turn this ship with a clear concept and work already done on it into some kind of weird future vision only you have of a space tractor trailer for situations you have imagined. You are like an autistic child screeching and smashing your face into a wall because another kid put a gun in one of your GI Joe's hands and they are supposed to be off duty during the hours of 0500-0900.
CRobberts: Get to work on those parking sensors, I'll get the programmers to make the parking mechanics. You see how hard it is to park tractor trailers in real life?
Artist: I just figured it out, you are airplane autistic instead of train autistic

It's ok. All of the backers are on the spectrum.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Foo Diddley posted:

The possibility that Star Citizen might actually be bad is literally unthinkable to these people

Star citizen cannot fail, it can only be failed

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Beet Wagon posted:

Speaking of the pupper, Mrs. Beet took him to some kind of weird Harry Potter party at the bookstore last night and he won the costume contest apparently.



I should make him a Star Commando suit and take him to CitCon... of course that would require me to actually go to loving CitCon, and no thanks.

He doesn't seem to pleased about graduating from Dogwarts

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Thoatse posted:

He doesn't seem to pleased about graduating from Dogwarts

He got happier about it when he went into the bookstore and got mobbed by everyone haha

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

Beet Wagon posted:

Speaking of the pupper, Mrs. Beet took him to some kind of weird Harry Potter party at the bookstore last night and he won the costume contest apparently.



I should make him a Star Commando suit and take him to CitCon... of course that would require me to actually go to loving CitCon, and no thanks.

:gerty:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hahaha, holy poo poo this dude is nuts.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Beet Wagon posted:

Speaking of the pupper, Mrs. Beet took him to some kind of weird Harry Potter party at the bookstore last night and he won the costume contest apparently.



I should make him a Star Commando suit and take him to CitCon... of course that would require me to actually go to loving CitCon, and no thanks.

I have never wanted to bellyscratch a Gryffindor until now.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Samizdata posted:

I have never wanted to bellyscratch a Gryffindor until now.

I am not intimately familiar with the Harry Potter universe, but I've been informed that he is in fact a Ravenclaw :colbert:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The entire To Be Or Not To Be speech from Hamlet, but at the end he says "Not to be" and kills himself.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
you bitches just got a new thread and I just realized it



any new good meltdowns???

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the something awfuls of outrageous opinion
or to take arms against a smart of troubles

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

you bitches just got a new thread and I just realized it



any new good meltdowns???

Er_dova had a pretty spectacular one, deleted his reddit account, then made several new ones in order to continue melting down

Ghostlight posted:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the something awfuls of outrageous opinion
or to take arms against a smart of troubles

Thanks for this; I was trying to do something similar but couldn't come up with anything

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

you bitches just got a new thread and I just realized it



any new good meltdowns???

not really, but the thread is still relatively new

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
has there been any new ships announced in the past.......................................two weeks???

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
all profits from the latest ship are to go to helping crytek make their unpaid staff whole! :haw:

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
omg I have to read this guys novel

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

I hate Derek Smart because I pretend that he's trying to ruin the novel I'm working on

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It's a prequel to the Matrix where the protagonist helps the machines kidnap people to be put into the first batch of battery wank pods.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Foo Diddley posted:

I hate Derek Smart because I pretend that he's trying to ruin the novel I'm working on

Derek Smart hacked my manuscipt and replaced every instance of the word Rape with "Get a refund". My novel is now 50 pages longer as a result.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
he's not actually written anything down but it's all there in his head you see and it'll be the greatest novel.

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Wrecked Angle
May 12, 2012

"JURASSIC PARK!"

Foo Diddley posted:

The possibility that Star Citizen might actually be bad is literally unthinkable to these people

It really is and that's because if they do acknowledge that, the whole thing falls apart. All the time Star Citizen is due to come out and be a blockbuster hit which redefines gaming for the next 20 years then it's all okay.

As soon as you think that Star Citizen might either a. not come out or b. come out and be crap, all of a sudden all the other poo poo becomes a problem. You then realise you've spent hundreds or thousands on a poo poo game and not only that, but the man you've given your hard earned cash to blew it on vinyl wrap and space doors for his offices, pursuing his dream of being a big-time movie producer and jetting around the globe visiting his 4 pointless studios.

At that point, you realise you've been loving had and no mistake.

Wrecked Angle fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Dec 11, 2016

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