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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That's all that came today (and a bunch of other stuff we'd ordered). So unless you used Power Word: IRL name...

No there should be one more under the previous name from Amazon today. It's really good.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
That's everything USPS delivered.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nevermind I'm retarded. Enjoy your anthracite coal and wood SHIMs

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Have you put the shims on probation yet?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Lazy Reservist posted:

Have you put the shims on probation yet?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
No, just the cole

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That's a really good gift, imo.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rad Lieutenant posted:

No, just the cole

IS THAT THE JOKE?!
:vince:

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Rad Lieutenant posted:

No, just the cole

:tviv:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

IS THAT THE JOKE?!
:vince:

Next delivery will be a cow whip

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Next delivery will be a cow whip

quit while you're ahead

bengy81
May 8, 2010
My SS just hit me with some sweet digital games to play, and he promises that there may even be a jar of cum on the way! Truly is the season of sharing!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well I don't wanna get banned for not delivering 💁

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I don't think my santee opened his stuff yet :/

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



All my stuff finally arrived. I forgot how slow shipping is when you can't order from Amazon. If I mail it tomorrow, my victim should have it by, I dunno, Thursday at the latest.

I should also be back in town tonight after a mini-vacation. Hopefully I don't have a box of something gross waiting for me.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Arc Light posted:

All my stuff finally arrived. I forgot how slow shipping is when you can't order from Amazon. If I mail it tomorrow, my victim should have it by, I dunno, Thursday at the latest.

I should also be back in town tonight after a mini-vacation. Hopefully I don't have a box of something gross waiting for me.

Doodoo, the gift that lasts a lifetime :madmax:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

bengy81 posted:

Doodoo, the gift that lasts a lifetime :madmax:

That's actually cancer.

Also SHIM and COLE is a smart and clever loving gift. Holy poo poo.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



For whoever had me, I've been out of town since Thursday and I'm heading home tomorrow. Roommates haven't said anything about a package showing up, but they also like to smoke so I don't know if the one would've even noticed anyways.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I also routinely forget to check my mail when smoking cigarettes.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm ordering my poo poo this week.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ordered last item today. poo poo will likely get to the recipient between Christmas and New Years.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Sorry Secret Santee. I was going to get something clever and completely useless but I am not a clever man and I ran out of time trying to think of something. Instead, I got you an actual gift that doesn't have dicks on it or anything. I must be getting old.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Sorry Secret Santee. I was going to get something clever and completely useless but I am not a clever man and I ran out of time trying to think of something. Instead, I got you an actual gift that doesn't have dicks on it or anything. I must be getting old.

Same

Just gonna relish on my successful glitterbomb from last year

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I was kinda vaguely clever but all my gifts are useful. Just sent out today.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm at the post office sending my package to my victimsantee right now

Edit: package should be delivered Thursday

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Dec 13, 2016

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm at the post office sending my package to my victimsantee right now

I think I'm hungry or high bothbut I read that as Vietnamese

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



God drat it.

I didn't know this existed until I'd already ordered all my stuff. Would have been perfect.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R9V5X3C/ref=?tag=natdee-20

"YES REAL RACCOON FACE ON FRONT OF THE HAT"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"EACH RACCOON HAT VARIES BECAUSE REAL RACCOON"

"GREAT FOR MOUNTAIN MAN RENDEZVOUS" :lol:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
"HAT MAY BE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN PICTURED-BECAUSE FACE OF RACOON MAY VARY"

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

Soulex posted:

I also routinely forget to check my mail when smoking cigarettes.

That's for the best. I plan keeping open flames and live radios away from my mailbox for a while.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Gift away. Not sure how long it will take but if you haven't posted about it by New Years I'll shoot you a PM :ohdear:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Gift away. Not sure how long it will take but if you haven't posted about it by New Years I'll shoot you a PM :ohdear:

i'm gonna catch the gay from it, aren't i?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

i'm gonna catch the gay from it, aren't i?

It's too late. The gay is already inside you.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm out of town starting the 24th of December (for 2 weeks) so I hope, dear santa, your bee-infested eau-de-fetal-pig pepper spray or JO crystal or XXXXL anime shirt w/e gets here before then!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I've got half my gift ready. The other half, well, not yet...

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's too late. The gay is already inside you.

The gay is coming from inside the thread

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

The gay is coming from inside the thread

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The SO said something showed up addressed to a Lord of Breasts, I should be back in town next week, which is also when I'll be sending out my SS's's's's's's gift

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



USPS tracking says my gift should arrive at its destination on Friday. The samples are already dead, so it probably doesn't matter how long you let it sit in the mailbox.

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