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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Crosspostin'.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


What was the purpose of this? Is the girls family super racist, and as such the brother is intentionally pissing off the parents? Or Is it because the girl is a huge Chief Keef fan, and would enjoy being photoshopped next to him?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

oldpainless posted:

Trick question. There was no kid nor was there a dad. In fact there wasn't even a note.

What about Granny? :ohdear:

Or was the porn for her?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

BrigadierSensible posted:

What was the purpose of this? Is the girls family super racist, and as such the brother is intentionally pissing off the parents? Or Is it because the girl is a huge Chief Keef fan, and would enjoy being photoshopped next to him?

https://twitter.com/Lynnier/status/806952533528719361
https://twitter.com/isaacsvobodny/status/806959762038554624

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


No Honor in photoshop.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Wait apparently this is the actual brother

https://twitter.com/ZachSvobodny/status/808487237990150145

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

BrigadierSensible posted:

What was the purpose of this? Is the girls family super racist, and as such the brother is intentionally pissing off the parents? Or Is it because the girl is a huge Chief Keef fan, and would enjoy being photoshopped next to him?

http://www.complex.com/music/2016/12/brother-photoshops-sister-next-chief-keef-sends-as-christmas-card

It was accompanied by a letter supposedly from the sister explaining that she's pregnant and has dropped out of college to be with Chief Keef, so there's a little bit more to the prank than just a photo of a white girl with a black boyfriend, at least

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

hogmartin posted:

If I've got that stuck in my head now to the tune of "shave and a haircut", then you all might as well too. Enjoy.

life's little pleasures

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Frostyhawk posted:

Never try to engage costumers who are sporadically transforming into a werewolf.

Aisle 42 of the world's largest art supply store

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

STDH taken too far:

http://jezebel.com/report-woman-charged-for-allegedly-fabricating-a-story-1790123843

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Speaking of STDH caught in the act, what ever happened to "I asked the manager, he said this is a fried rat" guy and that gal who shot a selfie video in her car, tearfully recounting how she just comforted a clerk who'd gotten berated at walmart? IIRC rat dude refused to show reporters the "rat" and selfie gal doubled the gently caress down even after security camera footage proved she was an attention-seeking idiot, but that's the last I heard about either of them.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011


My kids love my Custer's Revenge bedtime story.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

BgRdMchne posted:

My kids love my Custer's Revenge bedtime story.

:eyepoop:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!


CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

My professor is a gay savage, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Speaking of STDH caught in the act, what ever happened to "I asked the manager, he said this is a fried rat" guy and that gal who shot a selfie video in her car, tearfully recounting how she just comforted a clerk who'd gotten berated at walmart? IIRC rat dude refused to show reporters the "rat" and selfie gal doubled the gently caress down even after security camera footage proved she was an attention-seeking idiot, but that's the last I heard about either of them.

Or that mommy blogger who said a man slapped her kid at Walmart because he had a pink bow.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

goose willis posted:

professor thing

The most unbelievable part about this is that a professor would find it funny to see an exam with grades that poor. In my experience they either get incredibly angry, or realize they screwed up either in teaching or writing the exam. The worst insult I got was "in Russia none of you would have ever been admitted to university and you are embarrassments to yourselves and your family", not "ur retarded LMAO XDDDDD".

pc lithman
Oct 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
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Non Serviam posted:

Or that mommy blogger who said a man slapped her kid at Walmart because he had a pink bow.
why would a man wearing a pink bow cause him to go around slapping kids at walmart

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I dunno, I sometime do say things like that about exams I had to grade. But not to my students. And yeah I guess it comes more from anger and need to vent.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


My professor, who failed math as a kid, got fired because he sent an e-mail written in fluent poo poo-that-didn't-happenese to me, a literary shaking retired veteran active marine ranger.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Does "fired" in this case mean you shot him :confused:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

Does "fired" in this case mean you shot him :confused:

I open-palm slammed him into the next world in perfect karate.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

My professor is a gay savage, not that there's anything wrong with that.
I didn't know Dan had a teaching gig

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Isn't revealing student grades like that a FERPA violation?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Isn't revealing student grades like that a FERPA violation?

:lol: if exam grades aren't just posted on the notice board.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Jerry Cotton posted:

:lol: if exam grades aren't just posted on the notice board.

If you use a number or something as an identifier, something that only the individual students and the instructor are privy to, sure. But not with full names where any student can see it, and absolutely not for the purposes of humiliating a student for poor performance.
I actually looked it up, and disclosure of educational records (which includes grades) requires the student's prior written consent.

So if this happened, it is 100% a FERPA violation, and the professor wouldn't have much of a defense.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The worst insult I got was "in Russia none of you would have ever been admitted to university and you are embarrassments to yourselves and your family", not "ur retarded LMAO XDDDDD".

Did a student follow it up with "Yeah, because in Russia we'd be too loving depressed to do anything but drink and shoot ourselves."

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

pc lithman posted:

why would a man wearing a pink bow cause him to go around slapping kids at walmart

The blog post had him as some caricature of a redneck. The woman who posted it has a history of Internet attention-seeking trying to go viral.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Eponine posted:

The blog post had him as some caricature of a redneck. The woman who posted it has a history of Internet attention-seeking trying to go viral.

Then it got reported on the media, which brought attention to the woman, who then went crazy, had some sort of collapse, etc.
All for Internet fame.

Edit. https://www.buzzfeed.com/lilyhiottmillis/a-two-year-old-boy-got-assaulted-at-wal-mart-for-wearing-a-p?sub=2498413_1472349

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
y'all the joke was that rather than correctly interpret the sentence as describing a small boy with a pink bow, who was smacked by a man, the poster drolly pretended to interpret it as a man wearing a pink bow, who smacked a boy

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

chitoryu12 posted:

Did a student follow it up with "Yeah, because in Russia we'd be too loving depressed to do anything but drink and shoot ourselves."

He punctuated it with throwing the exam pile in the trash and walking out not to return until the next week. Mostly everyone sat there in silence and retrieved our exams from the trash after he left.

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

InediblePenguin posted:

y'all the joke was that rather than correctly interpret the sentence as describing a small boy with a pink bow, who was smacked by a man, the poster drolly pretended to interpret it as a man wearing a pink bow, who smacked a boy

subtlety doesn't play well here.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

InediblePenguin posted:

y'all the joke was that rather than correctly interpret the sentence as describing a small boy with a pink bow, who was smacked by a man, the poster drolly pretended to interpret it as a man wearing a pink bow, who smacked a boy

Sometimes the joke is ignoring the previous joke that fell flat though.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

AlbieQuirky posted:

Sometimes the joke is ignoring the previous joke that fell flat though.

Precisely

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
it's me, i'm the butt :(

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I would have threatened this kid with an academic dishonesty charge for improperly formatting his dumb song quote.

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I would have threatened this kid with an academic dishonesty charge for improperly formatting his dumb song quote.



http://www.news-leader.com/story/ne...lobal/95335334/

quote:

Wallace said he really did hope for extra credit, but was also trying to conduct an experiment and planned to present his findings to his class, saying he "wanted to show how fast fake news spreads throughout social media, illustrate how gullible people on the internet are, and prove that you can't believe everything you see on the internet as well."

lmao, yeah right

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I would have threatened this kid with an academic dishonesty charge for improperly formatting his dumb song quote.



Sorry, kid, the policy is No Extra Credit, not Amuse Me and Get Extra Credit.

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


System Metternich posted:

lmao, yeah right

This would be a great chance to catch them in the lie. "Oh, you were running an experiment? Great. Present your findings in a paper due this Friday."

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