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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I forgot, what's "blockers" dog whistle for bullshit, much like all the other citizen lingo
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Sappo569 posted:What do you think the Citizens would do , if the big announcement tomorrow ended up being : That escalated rather quickly. 
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not 1. A new ship sale will be hinted at for the future (gotta keep them fish hooked) 2. 2.6 postponed and will be released by Christmas because of PR not actual progress 3. Sandi and/or Chris do something Cringe-worthy. (Bonus points if together) 4. Chris expands the game scope again with questions. 5. Derek will tweet throughout the charade and drop one-liners followed by *BREAKING NEWS* -- READ MY NEW BLOG Did I cheat by using Derek?
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tooterfish posted:How did CIG manage to get so many loving idiots in one place? Dynamic mesh technology allows 1,000 idiots on a server.
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not 1. Lots of delays while they try to get their build to compile. 2. Awkward dead air. 3. At least one quotable hot mic moment. 4. A look of wide-eyed terror. 5. No Ben.
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tooterfish posted:How did CIG manage to get so many loving idiots in one place? Promised all the dreams while pretending to be at the same time a mature studio and a cheeky underdog. Never nailing any features allow the backers to project the "dream game" they have in their mind on the product. Turning shopping into act of faith for a majorly unspiritual, introvert population. Astroturf propaganda. Fake scarcity.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5iodrp/what_will_you_purchase_at_the_sale/ What will you purchase at the sale? The first three comments are "Nothing!". 
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AlbieQuirky posted:When is the best drat livestream ever since it was a little girl scheduled to start? 7pm GMT.
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1. Delayed start ofc 2. No Crobbers or Sandi cos holidays 3. lovely streamer set up again with delayed lets do some other poo poo like parade around the hanger. 4. Some talk about new lovely social side. might include some slides. 5. Star Marine with no new stuff and a pitch for a ship sale.
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1. ! raffle 2. ! raffle 3. ! raffle 4. <message deleted> 5. ! raffle Roll roll roll your build loving up the stream Chris is high, Ben is fat Sandi lives the dream
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AlbieQuirky posted:When is the best drat livestream ever since it was a little girl scheduled to start? Here's the countdown timer: http://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...am&csz=1/H3PVjD Here's the RSI thread: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/361722/holiday-2016-livestream-hype-thread Here's the Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen Have a great day!
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chochmah posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5iodrp/what_will_you_purchase_at_the_sale/ Well you see the blue bar marked Content in this internal schedule? That is where "DREAMS" happen.
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1. They will show a 'people of cig' movie , similar to what you would see after a horrific plane crash. Lots of fade cuts to the next person. 2. At least one of the shots will be Chris and or Sandi smiling and waving as they board a private jet 3. Ben is nowhere to be found 4. Sale sale sale
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I guarantee that 100% of money from this sale is what's going into affording all the executive bonuses they have planned. These poor schmucks will be spending their budgeted Christmas money to help out millionaires running a scam buy more useless poo poo this winter.
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I need a little help here, brothers and sisters. All the time I have spent on Reddit in the Citizenry threads are making me wonder what it would be like to back RSI. I know I shouldn't, but I want that dream. Please, help me hang tough and save me before it is too late!
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1. Sandi won't be on the live stream since she's still furious about her resting bitch face moment. However she will still appear in a pre taped and edited piece. (Narcissism runs strong in that one). 2. Chris won't be on the live stream since he will "still be busy in the UK". However, like Sandi, he will have a pre taped and edited segment to wish everyone well and to send him more money. 3. Derek will breathe heavy into his open mic as he watches the stream making it uncomfortable for the majority of his viewers. 4. This thread and Reddit thread will have diametrically opposed view points of what happened and what it represents. Neither viewpoint will be actually accurate. 5. The stream will not only start late but their please standby portion will also start late and will be glitchy ad for ship sales featuring drills sergeant (who will have a similar name and style to that guy in the tv and movie)
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just wanted to personally thank moma/toast for putting in a good word and getting my refund processed. Without that push from you toast I dont think they would have done it.
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peter gabriel posted:SO PUMPED!!!! 2.6 come on! WHO'S HYPED???? JACKED TO THE RITZ sorry i am eating now
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Truga posted:you guys have no idea, this game is going to be the Citizen Tane of gaming Rosebutt!!! *parp*
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Lladre posted:1. Sandi won't be on the live stream since she's still furious about her resting bitch face moment. However she will still appear in a pre taped and edited piece. (Narcissism runs strong in that one). 6 shitzens masturbating furiously on the tiniest thing.
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Ah poo poo I might not be able to watch the livestream this year. If any of my predictions come true I pick Samizdata to be incredibly smug all over the thread for me.
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Beet Wagon posted:Ah poo poo I might not be able to watch the livestream this year. I got your back, buddy. Your faith is what I need to pull me back from the brink. EDIT: Wait. Does that make me the Anti-MoMA? Because if so, that is kinda awesome. Samizdata fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Dec 16, 2016 |
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Samizdata posted:I got your back, buddy. Your faith is what I need to pull me back from the brink. I for one think Samizdata is doing an excellent job and I can't wait to see what new vicarious smugness his next update will bring!
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No, you're "Everything is six feet to the left MoMA" There is no anti-MoMA, just a series of MoMAs from alternate timelines where mundane things are a little bit different.
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Beet Wagon posted:No, you're "Everything is six feet to the left MoMA" Well, hell then, so I am MoMA with an inadequately adjustable belt. Dang.
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Beet Wagon posted:Ah poo poo I might not be able to watch the livestream this year. You will regret your words when they release Squadron 42 Prologue live on stream.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:When is the stream? spacetoaster posted:Here's the countdown timer: http://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...am&csz=1/H3PVjD I'm not going to be able to catch it because I'm taking my kids to watch Rogue One. SAD!
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kikkelivelho posted:You will regret your words when they release Squadron 42 Prologue live on stream. <stares at Ben playing Galaga during the stream> Yeahhhhhhhh, riiiiiiiiiiight... Also, mods, sounds like time for a mod challenge/involuntary  on this one, especially as he is mod sassing.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:When is the stream? In 2 hours 45 minutes like 11am pst noon mountain 1 pm central 2pm est because I have no idea what that euroscum gmt thing is supposed to be!!!
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AP posted:CIG update. Disco Lando has been told to log in to the forums. Probably because....  https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/809533111553892352 Scruffpuff posted:My guess is that he's not starting a dialogue - he's getting his predictions out there, to the public, with timestamps, because when this collapses and all the poo poo floats to the surface, he'll have a huge archive of material that can be cross-referenced with the newly surfaced facts. They'll either match up with what he's been saying all along, or not. Either way it goes it'll be funny as poo poo, but for very different reasons. Busted  Shitizens still don't get how my plan works; even though I tend to use my social media posts as cited links in my blogs and statements. It's uncanny to me that people can be so dumb as to ignore the obvious. Kinda like my Quora response to Star Citizen (over 1300 views to date) which has them in knots over on /r/ds because somehow they can't reconcile why I would even respond, let alone in the manner that I did. Because somehow, they are of the opinion that I want to turn people away from the project, watch it burn etc, this despite the fact that since it's pure and utter shite, my sole purpose is to have people try it for themselves, see that I'm right, then either run far away, or tell their friends to get a refund or run away. And those who do try and like it enough to spend money on it, will be part of the rage machine down the road when the collapse comes. They're clueless. TheAgent posted:yea, most of them are on sa or have seen Derek's Twitter That's what some of these Shitizen clowns don't get. NONE of us are out to hurt anyone. I don't know about about other leakers, by my sole purpose, since day one, has always been about accountability. Which is why my target remains the project and those heading it. Like anyone is going to risk ruining someone's job and/or livelihood just to score points and lols against some inconsequential rear end-clowns on the Internet. At the end of the day, if CIG sees something that's false, the onus is on them to take the necessary action and prove it to be false. It really is that simple. It's not like they can't afford the legal bills. Samizdata posted:Hey, Derek, will you please stop telling people I am one of your alts, already? This is getting really stale. They won't care, everyone is my alt.
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