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Mine arrived today! High-quality notebook and an old-school fountain pen. This may be the way that I end up keeping track of the names of my scuba students 
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Icon Of Sin posted:Mine arrived today! High-quality notebook and an old-school fountain pen. This may be the way that I end up keeping track of the names of my scuba students I kept looking for used panty machines but ran out of time to ship from Japan. I took some fountain pens and nice paper with me on my last float and practiced writing while we were underway and really enjoyed it. I figured you might have a use for a really good notebook and a pretty decent pen. You can refill it with Pilot cartridges or bottled fountain pen ink using the adapter. It's a fine nib so it will write on pretty much any paper. Sorry it's not a giant dick or anything.
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Dec 15, 2016 10:49
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Part two of your gift arrived Santa.  Ya did good kid (assuming those boxes aren't full of scorpions...)
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Dec 15, 2016 14:26
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I hope my Satan Claus delivers before I go on vacation next Friday. Also hope my santee is okay, he got the rest of his poo poo a week ago and disappeared. 
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Dec 15, 2016 18:20
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I hope my Satan Claus delivers before I go on vacation next Friday. Also hope my santee is okay, he got the rest of his poo poo a week ago and disappeared. Did your gift kill him?
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Dec 15, 2016 18:43
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Sent! Hope it doesn't break in transit, I bundled it up well in foam and paper but I still worry.
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Dec 15, 2016 22:33
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bengy81 posted:Did your gift kill him?
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Dec 15, 2016 22:53
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Goddamn Santa loving delivered
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Dec 16, 2016 00:22
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I hope my Satan Claus delivers before I go on vacation next Friday. Also hope my santee is okay, he got the rest of his poo poo a week ago and disappeared. If you killed him with your "gift," you'll probably get sweet red text out of it.
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Dec 16, 2016 00:23
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I'm sorry Santee no walrus dick for you. The shipping place on the island ran out of shipping tubes so I got a bigger box and put some extra goodies to help you with your ED. I hope you like erections lasting longer than four hours. And for god sake wash your hands after handling some of the products before going to the bathroom.
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Dec 16, 2016 00:44
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  Not sure how official this really is 🤔 In my defense pretty much all those "buried in the yard" jokes were other people making fun of me.  Love the stickers       Not sure what to do with the naval charts but I'm gonna wear that hat, gonna put those books with my case law stuff in my office, gonna eat those bugs & gonna put that subdued satanic flag on my unmarked car. Also I have your return address Arc Light, does the base x ray incoming mail by any chance? Hail Santa 🎅🏻
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Dec 16, 2016 00:46
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Ahahaha that rules.
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Dec 16, 2016 00:56
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Awesome stuff! Anyway, my gift hasn't arrived yet. BUT. I did get something special at the office gift exchange:  CHEAP RACIST BEER The best kind of free beer. Not trying to set expectations or anything. Just saying. That's what was appropriate in a stuffy office setting.
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Dec 16, 2016 01:05
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My stuff arrived today. Gonna wrap and package it up tonight and send it off to the lucky guy or gal or both.
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Dec 16, 2016 01:09
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
Hmmm no V/R must be fake
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Dec 16, 2016 01:30
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Uh post the link please tia ASSMAN 
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Dec 16, 2016 01:54
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Santa MCNally delivered! He gave me crab(s) 
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Dec 16, 2016 02:16
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Got a package from Santa today! Thanks bb, you know what I like! bengy81 fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Dec 16, 2016 |
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Dec 16, 2016 03:14
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Hail Santa Awesome, USPS still had the package listed out for delivery. I was afraid it got lost. The map is just a gee-whiz thing, because I thought it was cool. It was used by the Air Corps in WWII, made of silk so that it wouldn't tear or dissolve easily in the event of a water landing. And the dig about your backyard burial was really a self-deprecating shot at my own terrible murder joke deeper in the package. You should def slip some larva into your friends' food. So, yes, that is my real return address. It's not my real name, because I like being able to take precautions when I receive something from GiP. When I get something labeled with that name, I know to open it far from witnesses. Do they x-ray packages on-base? I guess there's only one way to find out.
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Dec 16, 2016 06:01
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Lazy Reservist posted:Santa MCNally delivered! Goddamn, the wordplay this year. Whoever said puns are the lowest form of humor was dead on the inside.
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Dec 16, 2016 06:03
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 Oh goody, boxes addressed to my forum name! It must be that special time of year! These ones come straight from Amazon, and don't hiss or get hot when I shake them, so I probably don't have to open them in the garage like previous years!  Ooh, nice wrapping paper! Let's see what the card says!    Right, where were we.  Oh god.  I'm sorry, mom. I'm sorry I wasn't a better son.  Oh man, just what I've always wanted to get pounded in the butt by!  Let's see what's in the other box!  I guess... I guess this is supposed to go in my butt? E: DOES NOT GO IN BUTT
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Dec 16, 2016 07:57
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Dead Reckoning posted:
Nice. Flanged prevents it from getting stuck at least.
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Dec 16, 2016 09:56
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That counseling statement hnnnnghhhh
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Dec 16, 2016 16:39
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That hourglass is cool as poo poo.
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Dec 16, 2016 17:55
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Godholio posted:That hourglass is cool as poo poo.
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Dec 16, 2016 18:07
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My gift should've arrived this morning for my Santee. I hope he likes it 
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Dec 16, 2016 19:57
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Uh, oh, there's a box here! I'm gonna go dig out some rubber gloves and post it up in a bit! Should I be worried? I am worried.
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Dec 16, 2016 23:42
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Oh, my. It's... it's more beautiful than I ever imagined.
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Dec 17, 2016 02:07
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Well don't keep us waiting Christ
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Dec 17, 2016 02:09
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OK, here we go!  Satan has seen fit to bless me with art which come from the   Some very fine literature:  Awww yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this   And finally, the pièce de résistance:  I don't have any frames on hand, so this will have to do for now. Conveniently enough, there are already a few hooks where I will be able to showcase these incredible works!  Thank you, Satan Pesticide! 
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Dec 17, 2016 02:31
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That loving sea
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Dec 17, 2016 02:34
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I'm glad you enjoyed. The butt booster is a product of  , King of the Hill, and a now very screwed up amazon recommendation list.
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Dec 17, 2016 02:41
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ElMaligno posted:That loving sea i don't even do sportsball and i love it
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Dec 17, 2016 02:47
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better show up to a seahawks game with that thing
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Dec 17, 2016 03:09
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Pesticide20 posted:I'm glad you enjoyed. The butt booster is a product of My amazon recommendations are loving weird because aim shopping for actual Christmas presents so it's like "Hey! Check out this awesome kid's play set with swing and club house. Also check out this rape victim kit." Couldn't send stuff out today due to rain and lazy. Ship tomorrow for sure amongst the errands.
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Dec 17, 2016 03:26
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Everything is here but the last piece, coming from China. Santa will be a little late, but just a little!
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Dec 17, 2016 03:41
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I just want to point out to anyone that missed it that I made the pubes out of 12s
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Dec 17, 2016 03:46
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Pesticide20 posted:I just want to point out to anyone that missed it that I made the pubes out of 12s p.s. Finally got everything together for my Santee, so this will be on the way soon.
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Naked Bear posted:Awww yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this   Is that a flashbang in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  Am I flexing? Why don't you come over here and find out, bb? :bigtran: 
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oh oh god
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