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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



amenenema posted:

The only other topic that compares re: total goon anger induced is cycling on public roads. It's truly a sight to behold.

That's the Shaggar-signal

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Read the thread title, you loving dolts.


TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

JoelJoel posted:

Read the thread title, you loving dolts.



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Please tell me there's a youtube video of this.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Wowporn posted:

Lol I love goons reactions to vegans

Lol if you think I'm angry, or even serious. Well, I am serious about the eating vegans thing. If you're going to eat human, wouldn't you rather eat free range organic human?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Having smelled the atrocity that is a vegan fart, no.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Kwyndig posted:

Lol if you think I'm angry, or even serious. Well, I am serious about the eating vegans thing. If you're going to eat human, wouldn't you rather eat free range organic human?

Only if its the same price or cheaper and tastes better.

In the meantime I'll continue paying for larger higher quality Chiquita bananas at half the price of those puny diseased "organic" ones.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
"Big banana = better" says man with stars & stripes avatar. Go figure.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

DavidAlltheTime posted:

"Big banana = better" says man with stars & stripes avatar. Go figure.



Well she seems to be enjoying it :colbert:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Who What Now posted:

That's crazy-talk. Name one good thing you can have too much of?

Chocolate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Who What Now posted:

That's crazy-talk. Name one good thing you can have too much of?

Mangos are mildly toxic.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Insects are basically organic robots. They just barely count as animals.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

Insects are basically organic robots. They just barely count as animals.

To be fair humans are also basically organic robots.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

That's just more arms to give handjobs with, that's always a good thing.

Edit:

Augustus was fine and mangos are gross and therefore not good.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

FreudianSlippers posted:

Insects are basically organic robots. They just barely count as animals.

Bees can count

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

ImpAtom posted:

To be fair humans are also basically organic robots.

But humans can both love unlike cold robots and have never ever followed the sacred laws of robotics

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Calaveron posted:

But humans can both love unlike cold robots and have never ever followed the sacred laws of robotics

Humans can love robots, but robots can't love humans back. That's the real tragedy.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Pick posted:

Bees can count

Ants can count too. We discovered that if we attach stilts to the ants' legs to make their paces longer, they look hilarious

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Guy Goodbody posted:

Humans can love robots, but robots can't love humans back. That's the real tragedy.

good news

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

TheLightPurges posted:

How do you give bees antibiotics. And pesticides are good. Crying about pesticides as a concept is a stupid hippy thing

He was saying that poor management and sloppy use of pesticides can be harmful, not crying about all pesticides. How can you argue with that?

E: oops response from way back, my bad.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Thats like legit the saddest thing i've seen all day.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Calaveron posted:

But humans can both love unlike cold robots and have never ever followed the sacred laws of robotics

TEACH ME ABOUT THIS HUMAN EMOTION YOU CALL "LOVE"

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Pharnakes posted:

Commercial bee farms are pretty disgusting operations really. Yeah who cares about an individual bee but the aggregate harm that is being done to the environment/ecosystem through poor management and sloppy use of pesticides and antibiotics is a real concern. Unfortunately if you try and bring this argument up a lot of people just dismiss you as another stupid hippy because idiots like vegans will go around crying over the cruelty to a bee in a completely ridiculous fashion. Just because there are a bunch of idiots championing bee rights or whatever doesn't mean that bees aren't in need of more protections, it just means those people are a bunch of idiots. There are a whole lot of very valid and depressing reasons why bees (and all small insect life really) do need help to be able to continue to exist along side modern farming techniques.

Whip them harder.

theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005

It hungers.... for a bit of Wensleydale.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Pick posted:

Bees can count

To three. That's hardly anything.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That is a hologram that is helpful, not a robot that loves.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Guy Goodbody posted:

That is a hologram that is helpful, not a robot that loves.

It's basically Siri as an anime girl, yeah.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
I was ok with it until it said, "Missed you, darling." :stare:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Kwyndig posted:

It's basically Siri as an anime girl, yeah.

Presumably it's safely sealed behind a wipe-clean screen?

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

The only thing that'd improve this is to apply the blue filter to the dog as well.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



theSpokeyDokey posted:

It hungers.... for a bit of Wensleydale.

nice

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Calaveron posted:

But humans can both love unlike cold robots and have never ever followed the sacred laws of robotics

That's my favorite CAPTCHA. "To prove you are not a robot, injure a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Tasteful Dickpic posted:

That's my favorite CAPTCHA. "To prove you are not a robot, injure a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm."

The one with the button for uploading proof of said human being harmed?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Most people just slap themselves
Hey i dont judge

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Most people just slap themselves
Hey i dont judge

But that doesn't prove anything, because if you aren't a human you can slap yourself without violating the first directive

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Without violating the Third Law of Self-Preservation? I think not!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Without violating the Third Law of Self-Preservation? I think not!

But it could calibrate it's slap to be powerful enough to harm a human but not powerful enough to harm it's human like robot skin

So it would appear to have harmed itself if you thought it was a human.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Why aren't you turning the turtle over?

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Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

Choco1980 posted:

Why aren't you turning the turtle over?

gently caress that turtle; he knows what he did.

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