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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

FreudianSlippers posted:

Doctored footage.

You know, I thought the Flat Earthers were kind of out there, but Elvis denialism, in the sense that he'd never existed? Well.. well.. :psyduck: well...

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

A hoax drummed up by monarchists to give the idea of absolute monarchy credibility by first creating a "King of Rock" . Elvis is an anglicized version of the Irish name Ailbe which is derived from ail meaning "rock". It's such a transparent lie that they need their fake rock king Rock.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You know, I thought the Flat Earthers were kind of out there, but Elvis denialism, in the sense that he'd never existed? Well.. well.. :psyduck: well...

Are you familiar with Small Luke and Bigger Luke?



http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Van Dis posted:

Are you familiar with Small Luke and Bigger Luke?



http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

:psyboom:

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
This has got to to be some conspiracy theory version of Poe's Law.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Uh.... Elvis absolutely existed, my dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qka6JrKUM5U

Do we really have to post footage of Ragnar Lođbrók from the History Channel to refute your ridiculous "proof"?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

InediblePenguin posted:

I had photoshop open



I still have it open if it needs a tweak
This is awesome, thank you!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Karate Bastard posted:

I have a raging compulsion not to know what a "vag-scented femstick" is, so why don't you tell me.

so were you thinking of some kind of roll-on reodorant stick steeped with eau de vagina that transwomen can buy, or what

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Van Dis posted:

Are you familiar with Small Luke and Bigger Luke?



http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

Occam's spinning in his grave

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Van Dis posted:

Are you familiar with Small Luke and Bigger Luke?



http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

Why is this evidence of a bigger Luke and not a smaller Han Solo?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so were you thinking of some kind of roll-on reodorant stick steeped with eau de vagina that transwomen can buy, or what

I skimmed it the first time and thought she was rejoicing that the cat was eating her tampons. Honestly, the probation made more sense that way.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Das Boo posted:

I skimmed it the first time and thought she was rejoicing that the cat was eating her tampons. Honestly, the probation made more sense that way.

I think that post was like when you see a weird rear end bug in your house: You're not sure what the hell it is but you smash it anyway.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Buckets posted:

Why is this evidence of a bigger Luke and not a smaller Han Solo?

dont post small han

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Powaqoatse posted:

dont post small han

Why, does it upset Donald Trum?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I think that post was like when you see a weird rear end bug in your house: You're not sure what the hell it is but you smash it anyway.

Bugs are our friends and allies

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Buckets posted:

Why is this evidence of a bigger Luke and not a smaller Han Solo?

You shut your whore mouth!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so were you thinking of some kind of roll-on reodorant stick steeped with eau de vagina that transwomen can buy, or what

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Powaqoatse posted:

dont post small han

why, does it trigger people who lived through the great chinese famine?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

About the Marathon Bombing Movie

Volkerball posted:

*badass movie announcer voice*

IT WAS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY

HE WAS BLEEDING OUT IN A BOAT.

"look i dunno who this guy is but I'll die for my country to get him!"

*tanks rolling down the streets*

THERE WAS NO WAY FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE BOAT

*cops kick in random persons front door*

THIS SUMMER *heart beat*, IT'S *heart beat*

TEENAGER DYING IN A BOAT

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Is that what Assassin's Creed is about?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so were you thinking of some kind of roll-on reodorant stick steeped with eau de vagina that transwomen can buy, or what

Uh, you say that like it isn't a thing that exists. https://www.amazon.com/VULVA-Original-real-vaginal-scent/dp/B00828QIIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DSTZbS6LvA

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Calaveron posted:

But humans can both love unlike cold robots and have never ever followed the sacred laws of robotics

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

That's my favorite CAPTCHA. "To prove you are not a robot, injure a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm."

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

:siren: TOP SECRET MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

Palpek created a final shrimp/pastry gif that he never got to post back when that derail happened. He posted it in the mod forum, and I am breaking all the rules to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9vBKvBJ.gifv

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Amazing. Also today I saw the "small pastry" thread topic tag for the first time.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

FactsAreUseless posted:

:siren: TOP SECRET MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

Palpek created a final shrimp/pastry gif that he never got to post back when that derail happened. He posted it in the mod forum, and I am breaking all the rules to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9vBKvBJ.gifv


That's beautiful. It can't be kept a secret.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
We've got our top people working on it.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

:siren: TOP SECRET MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

Palpek created a final shrimp/pastry gif that he never got to post back when that derail happened. He posted it in the mod forum, and I am breaking all the rules to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9vBKvBJ.gifv

It belongs in a museum :allears:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Solice Kirsk posted:

We've got our top people working on it.

TOP. MEN.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Uh, yeah. It's amazing. So good.

I'm getting a file not found. Is that the joke?

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Outrail posted:

Uh, yeah. It's amazing. So good.

I'm getting a file not found. Is that the joke?

No there is in fact "a thing" there.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

FactsAreUseless posted:

:siren: TOP SECRET MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

Palpek created a final shrimp/pastry gif that he never got to post back when that derail happened. He posted it in the mod forum, and I am breaking all the rules to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9vBKvBJ.gifv

:siren: PAGING LOWTAX, PAGING LOWTAX, MOD FORUM LEAK, REPEAT, MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:siren: PAGING LOWTAX, PAGING LOWTAX, MOD FORUM LEAK, REPEAT, MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

On Day Five of being waterboarded in a shed in Missouri FAU mutters to himself, "it was just a GIF..."

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

:siren: TOP SECRET MOD FORUM LEAK :siren:

Palpek created a final shrimp/pastry gif that he never got to post back when that derail happened. He posted it in the mod forum, and I am breaking all the rules to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9vBKvBJ.gifv

You're doing God's work, FAU.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Shark Sandwich posted:

On Day Five of being waterboarded in a shed in Missouri FAU mutters to himself, "it was just a GIF..."
It was only a gif
How did it end up like this

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

terrenblade posted:

This kills the Christ.

This also kills the Christ.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

It was only a gif
How did it end up like this
Lmfao

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

It was only a gif
How did it end up like this

Wait what? That doesn't rhyme at all. How are you pronouncing .gif?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

dpack_1 posted:

Wait what? That doesn't rhyme at all. How are you pronouncing .gif?

Jife, rhymes with 'life'

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

dpack_1 posted:

Wait what? That doesn't rhyme at all. How are you pronouncing .gif?

"gif"

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Oh bring us your giffy pudding

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