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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ah, tapioca, or some say boba

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



You didn't butter the bread you loving idiot.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

RareAcumen posted:


NO PIZZA RULES.




Lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

You didn't butter the bread you loving idiot.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Hirayuki posted:

Chia seeds and basil seeds are all right, yes, once you get used to them. I'm still not sold on bubble tea; something about the thwock of the tapioca getting sucked up the straw sets off :gonk: vibes deep within me. Yet somehow I still crave bubble tea once in a while.


Tapioca sucks; lychee jellies are pro tier

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

RareAcumen posted:


NO PIZZA RULES.




Be careful on... JUDAS PRIEST FRIDAY

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Honestly, every day should be Judas Priest Friday.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

Code Jockey posted:

Tapioca sucks; lychee jellies are pro tier

I like both on my bubble tea

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012













ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




Hell loving yeah I would. Maybe too much sauce but I would not care right now. Or ever.

Also I'd eat the poo poo out of that bukacake.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HP Artsandcrafts posted:



I don't even know what to say about this.

When my brain processed the presence of the banana I involuntarily narrowed my eyes and said "no" out loud.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

This comic was by the Nedroid guy, and Little Caesars recently stole it without giving credit to him.

https://twitter.com/nedroid/status/805922738774876160

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Honestly, every day should be Judas Priest Friday.

If Van Canto covered Judas Priest ever, imagine me posting that here. Have this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzLSYZ2P8&hd=1

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Bubble tea is my favorite!

Also, both kinds of Smarties are good. They don't look like rockets; why the gently caress would you call them Rockets? They look more like smart than they do like rockets, dammit. :colbert:


Yeah, we needed a stock photo for this exact situation.


A canned Scotch egg? :barf:


Ignoring the fact that this is balls-out disgusting, I feel like the mustard is a bad choice. Pretzel notwithstanding.


:usa: NO GOT DAM COMMIE MILK GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Fleta Mcgurn posted:


A canned Scotch egg? :barf:
It's okay: it's just "Scotch" eggs, and mini ones at that.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Hirayuki posted:

It's okay: it's just a "Scotch" egg, and a mini one at that.

Oh, I didn't see the quotes. Maybe they're "Scotch" in the same sense as that kid who wears a kilt to prom despite the fact that he was born and lives in Ottawa and doesn't even have a Scottish last name, MY FRIEND SEAN. He did wear underwear, I asked.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

They look more like smart than they do like rockets, dammit. :colbert:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


A canned Scotch egg? :barf:


:usa: NO GOT DAM COMMIE MILK GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would and would just to say I did.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Sweet As Sin posted:

I like both on my bubble tea

At the same time? :magical:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Fleta Mcgurn posted:



Ignoring the fact that this is balls-out disgusting, I feel like the mustard is a bad choice. Pretzel notwithstanding.

I don't even know how this is supposed to work structurally. Wouldn't the hotdog part just rip off the moment you tried to pick up the slice with it? If you wanted mini pretzel dogs with pizza for god knows what reason it seems like it would make more sense to just buy them seperately. Who wants a pizza with the crust ripped off?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't even know how this is supposed to work structurally. Wouldn't the hotdog part just rip off the moment you tried to pick up the slice with it? If you wanted mini pretzel dogs with pizza for god knows what reason it seems like it would make more sense to just buy them seperately. Who wants a pizza with the crust ripped off?

I've tried most of those segmented crust gimmicks from pizza hut and they never look much like the picture (neither does the pizza though). They are more firmly attached than you'd expect and I think they are supposed to be aimed at people who eat the crust first. The only pizzahut "specialty" crust worth getting is plain old stuffed crust and I wish they'd stop messing with it.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't even know how this is supposed to work structurally.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I've tried most of those segmented crust gimmicks from pizza hut and they never look much like the picture (neither does the pizza though). They are more firmly attached than you'd expect and I think they are supposed to be aimed at people who eat the crust first. The only pizzahut "specialty" crust worth getting is plain old stuffed crust and I wish they'd stop messing with it.

1. People eat the crust first? Animals.

2. Wasn't there a cheeseburger version at some Pizza Huts?

fake edit: yup, UK Pizza Hut

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

And for the Australian branches, pies.



Always with the loving pies.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Synthbuttrange posted:

And for the Australian branches, pies.



Always with the loving pies.

yo dawg I heard you like pies so I put pies all over your pie

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Synthbuttrange posted:

And for the Australian branches, pies.



Always with the loving pies.

It would be better than a regular Pizza Hut pizza though (just because party pies are better than Pizza Hut pizza).

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

I absolutely can't handle drinks with something slimy in them. Juice with pulp or aloe vera gel, bubble tea, etc. It feels like I'm consuming something that's not supposed to be in my beverage.



Triggered

Orbitz is seriously loving disgusting though.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

1. People eat the crust first? Animals.

2. Wasn't there a cheeseburger version at some Pizza Huts?

fake edit: yup, UK Pizza Hut



This was actually pretty good...

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



I'd never order one of these, but I love looking at them because they're like dazzling bready UFOs

Speaking of stock photos, I found us a thread mascot:



ETA small pastry tax

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 12:43 on Dec 21, 2016

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Username/post combo

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
:wtc:

Also I cannot believe how often Orbitz has come up in conversation for me in the past month.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

yeah I eat rear end posted:

It just looks like a thin crust cheese pizza cut like an idiot would cut it. Otherwise perfectly fine though.

Twin Cities here. All pizza should have the toppings under the cheese, a cracker-like crust, a spicy sauce, baked in a circle, and cut into squares.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



mostlygray posted:

Twin Cities here. All pizza should have the toppings under the cheese, a cracker-like crust, a spicy sauce, baked in a circle, and cut into squares.

:allbuttons:

All pizza should have tons of cheese of at least five varieties, super aged, and a thick crust that's crispy on the outside and doughy on the inside, and lots of meat. And no goddamn whole chunks of tomato in the sauce.

So long as those attributes are fulfilled, things like deep dish or pan or whatever else are a-okay with me.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

God i feel like a broken record


No pizzer yules



Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Dec 21, 2016

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Rigged Death Trap posted:

No pizzer yules



this is cute but probably very wet; that's way too much spinach

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

mostlygray posted:

Twin Cities here.
:hfive:

quote:

All pizza should have the toppings under the cheese,
yes

quote:

a cracker-like crust,
also yes

quote:

a spicy sauce,
perfect

quote:

baked in a circle,
obviously

quote:

and cut into squares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

mostlygray posted:

Twin Cities here. All pizza should have the toppings under the cheese, a cracker-like crust, a spicy sauce, baked in a circle, and cut into squares.

i'm glad you have contained all your bad pizza ideas to one AREA

OBAMNA PHONE has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Dec 21, 2016

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Bad Pizza Idea City is Chicago, thank you very much. :colbert:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

BraveUlysses posted:

i'm glad you have contained all your bad pizza ideas to one single city

ah yes the twin cities is my favorite city as well.

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Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
I'm a Cultural Pizza Geographer ama

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