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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Slim Pickens posted:

Apparently they don't do peanut butter and chocolate according to some random forum from 2007 or something but the Reese's got cut when they asked for my first born at the post office.

huh? nah i'm pretty sure i've seen those available here

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

there are people who haven't had salt water taffy?!

:stare:

one less in the world

eating one right now in fact

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

there are people who haven't had salt water taffy?!

:stare:

That poo poo is everywhere in Utah, I was completely sick of it within about 18 months of moving there as a kid. poo poo sells for pennies.

Edit: There's definitely chocolate flavored taffy. Not sure about PB, but I can check tomorrow or Friday when I'm in Utah. Hell, maybe I'll throw in 8 lbs of it for my SS recipient if I have spare change to get rid of.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Dec 22, 2016

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I got it! The dick pillow is a work of art I need to setup imgur on my phone so I can post pics. You definitely did a great job as a secret Santa.

Thanks for the gifts, and the laughs.

Glad you got a laugh, & hope you really do like the art. Two of my genuine favorites :thumbsup:


E: also post your findings after taking those supplements for a week or so

beanieson fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Dec 22, 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A package has been delivered! :getin:

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I'm starting to feel left out. D:

I'm sure my Santa is a stand-up guy and everything, but we can all agree that it would be hilarious as gently caress if I ended up with a deadbeat.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
My secret santa stuff arrives today or tomorrow. I'll have it shipped out Monday.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Last reminder to santa that I'm leaving tomorrow and won't be back until the new year, so good job being lazy. :thumbsup:

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
:catdrugs:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Not involved with SS, however UPS has been overwhelmed yet again with packages. I have 4 packages stuck between a hub and a truck. Been like this for the last three days.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Also a lot of shippers hire third party couriers to do final delivery so things may say delivered when actually they're in jimbob deliveries van.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also a lot of shippers hire third party couriers to do final delivery so things may say delivered when actually they're in jimbob deliveries van.

Amazon started using random people as couriers. GOD BLESS THE GIG ECONOMY

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Out for delivery santee.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hey Moo looks like a box came in



There's a letter and it's not addressed to me.


Bag of toys and catnip? Gotta inspect that poo poo!


Best done on the floor



Boy this catnip sure looks like it needs the poo poo rabbit kicked out of it!



All new swag for Moo and she's a happy tired cat




But there's some human stuff in there too.


And this dope coffee mug



Thanks Derek Domino! The cat loves her new poo poo and everything you got me is awesome!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

10/10 cat would give it CATWEED

My stuff should arrive tomorrow all things hoping.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The itty bitty kitty committee

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





why the hell's he get two presents

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I had several people who wanted either two people to give gifts to or wanted to send but not receive. Holly Bloops was the name I drew out of the hat.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I had several people who wanted either two people to give gifts to or wanted to send but not receive. Holly Bloops was the name I drew out of the hat.

So they wanted to be power tops like you, huh?

Does this mean Holly Bloops is a power bottom????

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Goddrat it. This post will make sense in about 10 days.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I had several people who wanted either two people to give gifts to or wanted to send but not receive. Holly Bloops was the name I drew out of the hat.

Tis better to give than receive

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I had several people who wanted either two people to give gifts to or wanted to send but not receive. Holly Bloops was the name I drew out of the hat.

Well gently caress. I didn't even realize this was an option.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

My secret santa is loving lucky I hadn't sent his gift out (been having troubles) and it was too expensive. However. I took a picture so that this can be an idea for next year.



BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Naked Bear posted:

A package has been delivered! :getin:

IT HAS ARRIVED


Ears from a pig, good start!


There *was* a stuffed pig toy for Bruce, but it's missing.


Pig's last known photograph.


Jack Davis! Hell yeah, my favorite Mad artist!


Another kind of book, looks cool.


A stogie, I'll save this for New Years.


And...a Alice pouch and Skillcraft pencil? OK.

A very Merry Christmas to a very Naked Bear! Thanks a bunch!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Lookit that tail! :buddy: Have a good one, dude!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Thanks secret-melthir!

The books are a riot and the other items will all get use.

I'm a little scared of the beer and wine bottle. ...

Nothing gonna make me piss hot?

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Nah. The B is a double Belgian the F is williams fireside ale. The bottle is mead. Give it another two months or so for best taste but if you want to get hosed up on the drink of my people its good to drink now. That bottle will probanly gently caress you up if you drink the whole thing at once by yourself. So find a comfy chair and enjoy. And for god sakes wash your hands after handleing the peppers

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

LingcodKilla posted:



Thanks secret-melthir!

The books are a riot and the other items will all get use.

I'm a little scared of the beer and wine bottle. ...

Nothing gonna make me piss hot?

That's, uh, one hell of a theme

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

Nah. The B is a double Belgian the F is williams fireside ale. The bottle is mead. Give it another two months or so for best taste but if you want to get hosed up on the drink of my people its good to drink now. That bottle will probanly gently caress you up if you drink the whole thing at once by yourself. So find a comfy chair and enjoy. And for god sakes wash your hands after handleing the peppers

Mead!!! Ok two months it is. Exciting!

Hahah not sure what I'm going to do with the peppers but a spicy fish soup may be in its future.

David Bowie Knife
May 22, 2010

KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME
:suicide::suicide::suicide:
KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME
I sent my stuff priority today, so it might not make it by Christmas, but within a day or two. I would have sent it sooner, but I was TDY for most of the month.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

LingcodKilla posted:

Mead!!! Ok two months it is. Exciting!

Hahah not sure what I'm going to do with the peppers but a spicy fish soup may be in its future.

I sent a letter with a generalized scale. None of them are below a million Scoville.

Didn't know if you had a cat or dog so sent things for both.

I couldn't find a shipping tube for the walrus dick so you got all the random extras i could fit to make up for it. Sorry man.

Edit: Candle in there for lady friend.

Melthir fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 24, 2016

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

I sent a letter with a generalized scale. None of them are below a million Scoville.

Didn't know if you had a cat or dog so sent things for both.

I couldn't find a shipping tube for the walrus dick so you got all the random extras i could fit to make up for it. Sorry man.

Edit: Candle in there for lady friend.

Oh holy poo poo i missed out on a walrus dick? I'll send you a tube if thats what it takes.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Is it big enough?



It collapses down.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
How do you even cook walrus dick? I can't find recipes anywhere.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Rad Lieutenant posted:

How do you even cook walrus dick? I can't find recipes anywhere.

Same as sea lion dick would be my guess.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

LingcodKilla posted:

Is it big enough?



It collapses down.

Pm sent. Youll get a late dickmas but ill get it there

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
A gipmas miracle

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

How do you even cook walrus dick? I can't find recipes anywhere.

SMOKE THAT DONG

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two finger is an expert at smoking dongs

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
Gift finally went out, santee. It won't arrive until the first week of January, but it'll be worth the wait :wink:

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Two finger is an expert at smoking dongs

i resent that

i smoke the whole animal

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