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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkWj-jd1ric

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

http://www.themarysue.com/carrie-fisher-script-doctor/

i think she did stuff on the Force Awakens script i dunno

She must not have been much of a doctor because all those movies still came out terrible.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
If she dies I hope it's while wearing that Slave Leia outfit, and they bury her in it with an open casket funeral beforehand so we can glimpse the glory one final time.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
If she dies I hope they pull a Poochy in the next star war

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mustached5thGrader posted:

If she dies I hope they pull a Poochy in the next star war

Dude. Alderaan.



SHe's not going back to her home planet.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I kind of hope if it comes down to a life support thing, they wait until 2017 just because 2016 already has enough of a body count.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


They should just make her a life support suit that she could wear around.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
I can't tell if it would be funnier if Betty white died on dec 31 to clinch that "2016 has not been le epic!" internet thing or if she died in January 1 2017 to get everyone crying about 2017 not being le epic or FTW!

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



She was great as the nun Jay went down on in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Mustached5thGrader posted:

I can't tell if it would be funnier if Betty white died on dec 31 to clinch that "2016 has not been le epic!" internet thing or if she died in January 1 2017 to get everyone crying about 2017 not being le epic or FTW!

your body already knows the answer to this, ask it.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

They should just make her a life support suit that she could wear around.

Since it's her heart and not her lungs, would that mean she'd have a really loud heartbeat sound effect instead of mechanical breathing?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

2016 owned.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
update: they just announced she died :(

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
that's something someone will post later in this thread

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

you irl posted:

update: they just announced she died :(

RIP Carrie :(

is what I'll say when that happens

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Mustached5thGrader posted:

I can't tell if it would be funnier if Betty white died on dec 31 to clinch that "2016 has not been le epic!" internet thing or if she died in January 1 2017 to get everyone crying about 2017 not being le epic or FTW!

It would be funny if Hillary dies in 2016

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

you irl posted:

update: they just announced she died :(

quoted for posterity :(

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

butterbar posted:

It would be funny if Hillary dies in 2016

Murder Suicide pact with Trump.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
bernie sanders and betty white just died in a car accident , gently caress you 2016

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Miyamoto kills himself on Dec 31 because he read in the New York Times that Mario games are considered sexist.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I'm glad Bowie and Scalia died.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


You guys just wait and see, even more people are going to buy it in 2017

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Memorial reels will flow forever into an audience of sand.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

some guy on the bus posted:

Miyamoto kills himself on Dec 31 because he read in the New York Times that Mario games are considered sexist.

no it'll be something like this:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Yeah thats nasty they're brothers ffs, plus everyone knows it's Peach and Daisy that has the lezzie relationship. Now that every female character is a lesbian now it's time for them to come out. They play tennis together.

RIP Carrie Fisher

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

They should just make her a life support suit that she could wear around.

Like this?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

FuturePastNow posted:

You guys just wait and see, even more people are going to buy it in 2017

If I could bring back any celebrity that died from 2015 or 2016, it would be Roddy Piper and Leonard Nimoy from 2015.

Between 2014 and 2016, it would be Robin Williams and Harold Ramis from 2014.

I don't get this 2016 meme. A lot of celebrities die every year. Dumbass millenials.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

some guy on the bus posted:

If I could bring back any celebrity that died from 2015 or 2016, it would be Roddy Piper and Leonard Nimoy from 2015.

Between 2014 and 2016, it would be Robin Williams and Harold Ramis from 2014.

I don't get this 2016 meme. A lot of celebrities die every year. Dumbass millenials.

David Bowie died dude.

David Bowie.

God drat gently caress this gay earth

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

8-Bit Scholar posted:

David Bowie died dude.

David Bowie.

God drat gently caress this gay earth

Despite pretending to be straight he still caught the gay cancer. Karma's a bitch.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I wonder if I'm a sociopath because every time I read about a celebrity death my first reaction is "who gives a poo poo."

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

FedEx Mercury posted:

I wonder if I'm a sociopath because every time I read about a celebrity death my first reaction is "who gives a poo poo."

Dunno, I give know who gives a poo poo and then I get tingles in my groinal area because they got owned bigly.

Sex Cop
Mar 22, 2015

You have the right to remain horny.

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

They should just make her a life support suit that she could wear around.

It should look just like Captain Pike's wheelchair.

Welp, looks like Kylo Ren is gonna have to kill his mother, too.

Code 1: A Star Wars Story

Princess Laya Ongurney

OK, that's all I've got.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Boinks posted:

She was great as the nun Jay went down on in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Ironically Jay's actor would have a better chance of scoring with her than the character Jay would have, on account of Jay is a lightweight compared to Jason Mewes or Carrie Fisher.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

FedEx Mercury posted:

I wonder if I'm a sociopath because every time I read about a celebrity death my first reaction is "who gives a poo poo."

I lust for celebrity death

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Sometimes I think about how many current celebrities I would sacrifice to bring back Rodney Dangerfield for 25 minutes and boy howdy I get all fired up

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sex Cop posted:

It should look just like Captain Pike's wheelchair.

Welp, looks like Kylo Ren is gonna have to kill his mother, too.

Code 1: A Star Wars Story

Princess Laya Ongurney

OK, that's all I've got.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lemon posted:

Sometimes I think about how many current celebrities I would sacrifice to bring back Rodney Dangerfield for 25 minutes and boy howdy I get all fired up

What if we could bring back Phil Hartman but leave his wife dead?

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Bip Roberts posted:

What if we could bring back Phil Hartman but leave his wife dead?

Oh boy, I always wanted Houseguest part 2.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

some guy on the bus posted:

Oh boy, I always wanted Houseguest part 2.

I bet Phil would have laid a slick burn on joe rogan during newsradio season 5 and he would have put a shotgun in his mouth.

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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Bip Roberts posted:

What if we could bring back Phil Hartman but leave his wife dead?

I dunno. Then he would almost certainly have been the voice of Zapp Brannigan and I'm pretty happy with the Zapp we got.

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