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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

As long as you don't live in Venezuela, Syria or Iraq then statistically speaking 2016 was more likely than not a good year for you.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I want her cold.

Carbonite cold.

She's no good to me dead.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
im quite voluminous (but low in density) so i live in all 3 simultaneously

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

i cant feel a connection on any level with someone unless they interact with me personally

a reasoned, rational defense of the massive mental black hole that is celebrity worship culture

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
The most important person in the world to me is my mother, followed closely by Chris Pratt.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


At least she lived long enough to confirm that she and Harrison Ford were bangin' back in the day, and that he wasn't very good at it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I wish all of us were dead instead of Carrie Fisher

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Lord of Pie posted:

At least she lived long enough to confirm that she and Harrison Ford were bangin' back in the day, and that he wasn't very good at it

Whoah really? Define "wasn't very good"

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

vyst posted:

I wish all of us were dead instead of Carrie Fisher

Same, I wish all of you were dead instead of Carrie Fisher

deetron69
Jan 18, 2005
so who are they gonna get to be princess leia? Bo Derek would be funny

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

butterbar posted:

Whoah really? Define "wasn't very good"

he kept trying to shove his dick in her ear

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

butterbar posted:

Whoah really? Define "wasn't very good"

That boulder scene in raiders was a metaphor.

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
Turns out cocaethylene is actually pretty loving toxic to your heart, say your prayers 80's pop stars

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Lord of Pie posted:

At least she lived long enough to confirm that she and Harrison Ford were bangin' back in the day, and that he wasn't very good at it

She was all numbed up from the massive amounts of coke. I doubt a dream team of John Holmes Ron Jeremy and Peter north could have done much for 70's Carrie.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I'm going to stay off Facebook for at least a few days so I can ignore everyone melodramatically talking about how 2016 was the WORST EVAR!!!!!!!!!! It's annoying af
Gee I wonder why people hate 2016

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

HarlanHell posted:

She was all numbed up from the massive amounts of coke. I doubt a dream team of John Holmes Ron Jeremy and Peter north could have done much for 70's Carrie.

Or Ford was as limp as Indy's whip.

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

HarlanHell posted:

She was all numbed up from the massive amounts of coke. I doubt a dream team of John Holmes Ron Jeremy and Peter north could have done much for 70's Carrie.

Hmm pics plz

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Dan Akroyd is now responsible for the deaths of two of his costars.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

She's no good to me dead.

:golfclap:

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Dan Akroyd is now responsible for the deaths of two of his costars.

Not counting Harold Ramis?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





fox news using a picture from the christmas special lol

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Count Freebasie posted:

Not counting Harold Ramis?

I don't think Akroyd got Ramis addicted to cocaine. Did he?

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Dan Akroyd is now responsible for the deaths of two of his costars.

I blame him indirectly for Robin Williams, and Chris Farley too. The mans a monster who will one day rob us of Bill Murray as well.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
In her memory, her most memorable performance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRrm59Z_0w4

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

HarlanHell posted:

I blame him indirectly for Robin Williams, and Chris Farley too. The mans a monster who will one day rob us of Bill Murray as well.

No matter how it happens, the only one who will be responsible for the death of Bill Murray is Bill Murray.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Celeb death pools getting a lot easier to predict

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Good job they perfected her CGI golem in Rouge One

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
2016 can go suck a gently caress :(

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

2016 posted:

Terminate her, immediately.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I could see me naming my daughter Carrie

Not after the actress but y'know, it's not a bad name

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

DoctorStrangelove posted:

As long as you don't live in Venezuela, Syria or Iraq then statistically speaking 2016 was more likely than not a good year for you.

Nah there are way more than just three lovely places to live.

Sucks about princess leah that jabba costume gives me a strong impulse to do sex at her but now she's dead so no thanks.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

butterbar posted:

Whoah really? Define "wasn't very good"

evidence: he kisses terribly on screen and probably irl too

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

GobiasIndustries posted:

2016 can go suck a gently caress :(

and how exactly does 2016 suck a gently caress? *donnie darko voice*

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Wait until we find out that it was the crash diet she had to go on to be in Star Wars 7 that killed her. They told her she had to lose 40 pounds to be in it. Star Wars and JJ Abrams might have killed her.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I bet disney were keeping that spoiler alert secret for episode VIII but now that's out of the bag.

I'm not surprised the main cast are dying out this year, they waited over 31 years to put them in new sequels and they look like they should be loving retired! Jesus christ, give these old folks some peace!

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Secular Humanist posted:

Nah there are way more than just three lovely places to live.

Sucks about princess leah that jabba costume gives me a strong impulse to do sex at her but now she's dead so no thanks.

Not the only lovely places to live but they're the ones that are worse this year than last year. Maybe also Yemen.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck

why did you do this

Kraps
Sep 9, 2011

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Echo Chamber posted:

Gee I wonder why people hate 2016

I like blaming things on the arbitrary concept of the numbers on our calendar demarcing the current year

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HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Junior Jr. posted:

I bet disney were keeping that spoiler alert secret for episode VIII but now that's out of the bag.

I'm not surprised the main cast are dying out this year, they waited over 31 years to put them in new sequels and they look like they should be loving retired! Jesus christ, give these old folks some peace!

Jesus is off to a good start, hes already got Leia and R2D2.

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