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ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008




It was meant to be a meatloaf cone wrapped in beer bread and topped with cheese, but I made the bread batter too thin and it ran off the meatloaf while baking.

Despite appearances, it was delicious.

Astrobastard posted:

How the gently caress can anyone not like Malt Vinegar? Sometimes I just see it in the cupboard and Ill just take a swig of it.

Lemon Juice also. Just takes a bit of time to get used to the tongue burn and profuse sweating.

Worchestershire sauce is the superior drinking sauce, but malt or balsamic vinegar are acceptable substitutes if the worst has happened and you're out of worchestershire.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Tis the season for small pastry trees.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

I think it's more that sour needs to be properly balanced with other flavors. Like a good Thai soup that incorporates sour as well as savory and salty is balanced and delicious. Just pouring malt vinegar over your fish and chips risks overpowering the basic foods, especially as they typically aren't heavily seasoned to begin with.

That's why you get "curry sauce" with your fish and chips.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

ToxicFrog posted:



It was meant to be a meatloaf cone wrapped in beer bread and topped with cheese, but I made the bread batter too thin and it ran off the meatloaf while baking.

Despite appearances, it was delicious.


Worchestershire sauce is the superior drinking sauce, but malt or balsamic vinegar are acceptable substitutes if the worst has happened and you're out of worchestershire.

No... Rules...

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

ToxicFrog posted:



It was meant to be a meatloaf cone wrapped in beer bread and topped with cheese, but I made the bread batter too thin and it ran off the meatloaf while baking.

Despite appearances, it was delicious.


Worchestershire sauce is the superior drinking sauce, but malt or balsamic vinegar are acceptable substitutes if the worst has happened and you're out of worchestershire.

Meatloaf Princess, is that you?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

ToxicFrog posted:

Worchestershire sauce is the superior drinking sauce, but malt or balsamic vinegar are acceptable substitutes if the worst has happened and you're out of worchestershire.

Ahem.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



Walking past the Henderson's factory in the morning on my way to lectures was a real highlight

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Recommended by Sean Bean!

rotoscoped
Oct 30, 2010


Oh hey, frozen fried shri-


:confused:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
We need to go further. Someone needs to find a box of frozen shrimp filled mini croissant po' boy pizza burgers. For science.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

ToxicFrog posted:



meatloaf cone

MODS! MODS!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
'meatloaf cone' sounds like an auto-translate gone wrong.

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

:wooper:

It's the legendary volcano bakemeat. It's really real.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Mmmmm, meatloaf cone!

Haifisch posted:

Tis the season for small pastry trees.



Awww, this is precious.








This tears it. We NEED pizza rules.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

Astrobastard posted:

... tongue burn and profuse sweating.

???

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Steve gets greeted to some fried fish with a side of 2 month old baby diaper contents.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No pizza rule now, no pizza rules forever. :colbert:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

whiteyfats posted:

No pizza rule now, no pizza rules forever. :colbert:

Without Pizza Rules, will there still be Law? "

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ToxicFrog posted:

meatloaf cone

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It came from corporate "use our product, please" recipes:

Baked Sloppy Joe Cups


Sloppy Joe Slider Pull Aparts


Sloppy Joe's Tacos


Sloppy Joe Mini Pizzas

quote:

These little pizzas are made with Sloppy Joe meat mixture on flattened biscuits with mozzarella cheese

Vegetarian Sloppy Joes

(those are lentils)

Sloppy Joe Jalopy Sandwiches

quote:

Sloppy Joe sandwiches become a jalopy when [PRODUCT PLACEMENT] meat mixture is placed on split mini rolls and decorated with frank pieces and vegetables to look like a car. Beep, beep! Out of our way. We're on our way to Yum Town!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Haifisch posted:

(those are lentils)

Small brown lentils are a surprisingly good substitute for ground beef in anything saucy.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: We're on our way to Yum Town!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Haifisch posted:

Sloppy Joe Jalopy Sandwiches


We broke down on the back roads heading into Yum Town, and then some madman with a rusty, serrated pizza cutter stalked us, rambling on all the while about rules of some kind and how there are none.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Haifisch posted:

It came from corporate "use our product, please" recipes:

Baked Sloppy Joe Cups


Sloppy Joe Slider Pull Aparts


Sloppy Joe's Tacos


Sloppy Joe Mini Pizzas



Vegetarian Sloppy Joes

(those are lentils)

Sloppy Joe Jalopy Sandwiches


Is it bad that I would eat all these?

Except the lentils gently caress lentils. They taste good, but they make me barf.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I don't understand sloppy joes. They just weren't a thing for me growing up.

When the school lunch was sloppy joes, they just provided a bun, a styrofoam container of tomato-meat-thing, and a spoon. I thought it was some sort of chili and I ate it separate from the bread, and I don't think I saw anyone ever actually make a sandwich out of it. I had no idea you were supposed to do that.

Edit: I do like the tiny sloppy joe car, though. It's cute. :3:

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

SystemLogoff posted:

:wooper:

It's the legendary volcano bakemeat. It's really real.

https://youtu.be/ZP7K9SycELA

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Haifisch posted:

It came from corporate "use our product, please" recipes:

I see nothing wrong here. :colbert:

I mean this is the only kind of odd thing:

quote:

Vegetarian Sloppy Joes

(those are lentils)


... and still, I fuckin' might. That doesn't really look too bad, and I like lentils, so maybe.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Haifisch posted:


Sloppy Joe Slider Pull Aparts


This is shockingly unsloppy. Fastidious Joe.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

No look, this is the ANTI food porn thread

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



Please don't doxx my dick food blog

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


SystemLogoff posted:

:wooper:

It's the legendary volcano bakemeat. It's really real.

That's actually what I was going for. :v:

RoboRodent posted:

I don't understand sloppy joes. They just weren't a thing for me growing up.

When the school lunch was sloppy joes, they just provided a bun, a styrofoam container of tomato-meat-thing, and a spoon. I thought it was some sort of chili and I ate it separate from the bread, and I don't think I saw anyone ever actually make a sandwich out of it. I had no idea you were supposed to do that.

Edit: I do like the tiny sloppy joe car, though. It's cute. :3:

Sloppy joes are just a sad, weak imitation of keema pav anyways. :shrug:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Mmmmm, meatloaf cone!


Awww, this is precious.








This tears it. We NEED pizza rules.

I can never tell anymore if these are jokes or serious

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I, uh, wanna know how to make these

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Cockovers.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

RoboRodent posted:

I don't understand sloppy joes. They just weren't a thing for me growing up.

When the school lunch was sloppy joes, they just provided a bun, a styrofoam container of tomato-meat-thing, and a spoon. I thought it was some sort of chili and I ate it separate from the bread, and I don't think I saw anyone ever actually make a sandwich out of it. I had no idea you were supposed to do that.
I've never bought it as pre-prepared or frozen meal either, but every time I make a ragu/spag bolognese or mince meat chili, then the left overs are apparently called "sloppy joes".
As an aussie I had no idea of the name, but I always eat the left overs in toasted sandwiches, so I've been eating sloppy joes for a while.
I have memories of the TV show "roseanne" with their 'loose meat sandwich' restaurant though, which I imagine was the same thing :v:

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Dec 28, 2016

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

CommonShore posted:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/01/magazine/betty-crockers-absurd-gorgeous-atomic-age-creations.html?_r=0

tl;dr packaged food and the like was well-marketed as to become a modern status symbol.

Great article, interesting to note that Pierpaolo Ferrari and Maurizio Cattelan are still active, most recently with the Toilet Paper line from Seletti. You can definitely recognize their handiwork in the cook book pictures.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Fo3 posted:

I've never bought it as pre-prepared or frozen meal either, but every time I make a ragu/spag bolognese or mince meat chili, then the left overs are apparently called "sloppy joes".
As an aussie I had no idea of the name, but I always eat the left overs in toasted sandwiches, so I've been eating sloppy joes for a while.
I have memories of the TV show "roseanne" with their 'loose meat sandwich' restaurant though, which I imagine was the same thing :v:

Sloppy Joes, strictly speaking, are a distinct thing with a sauce that has a different flavor profile than either bolognese or chili. The key flavor elements are brown sugar and Worcestershire sauce.

They were created in the US in the 1930s, so pretty sure they weren't inspired in any way by keema pav (which is loving delicious, whereas Sloppy Joes are overly sweet and viscous).

Loose meat sandwiches (also called tavern sandwiches) are another thing entirely. They're ground beef sautéed with onions with a dash of Worcestershire sauce. Very different texture from the sauce-heavy Sloppy Joe.

:colbert:

One of the dubious benefits of editing cookbooks is that you learn all about foods you dislike, as well as foods you like.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Dec 28, 2016

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHGb6eoZPI

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