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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

StarkRavingMad posted:

I'm starting to think maybe they're just...happy together?

Well we know that. We're talking about inevitability

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your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


sticklefifer posted:

"Everyone I've ever cut a promo on will protect her."

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

StarkRavingMad posted:

I'm starting to think maybe they're just...happy together?

So were Kevin and Nancy and look how that ended

Kevin is a nudist now

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

remember when everyone was all like what the gently caress about Reby and Matt Hardy? And now they're like the awesome family? Save the snide comments for after they have a public dust up.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

coconono posted:

remember when everyone was all like what the gently caress about Reby and Matt Hardy? And now they're like the awesome family? Save the snide comments for after they have a public dust up.

no.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Reby and Matt were able to have a whole company listening to their every word, with a hit never-ending angle

In order for Del Rio and Paige to pull that off, Del Rio has to show up and stay at an event the company holds long enough for the angle to start, let alone continue. This is practically an insurmountable task you're asking him to do here

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Look he could go to the shows he's contractually obligated to go to who have paid him an appearance fee up front, but these giant piles of coke aren't going to snort themselves.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Look he could go to the shows he's contractually obligated to go to who have paid him an appearance fee up front, but these giant piles of coke aren't going to snort themselves.

If he doesn't bust for autism nobody will.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I hope she breaks up with that roided out lunkhead and dates me.

:same:

You're good people.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
lol https://twitter.com/STRIGGA/status/815972811026137089

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
lets get 2017 started baby!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Órale

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lol

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/815983175117799424

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol gently caress this idiot couple

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004
Can't wait for Del Rio to no-show his wedding.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

God this is so good

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Skaw posted:

Can't wait for Del Rio to no-show his wedding.

He's going to beat up the priest in a jealous rage

edit: Paige told Del Rio she was not touched by the padre

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
i'm the dumb finger tattoo she probably got like last year even though they were a hipster craze back in like 2006.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



That's gaudy as hell and too big for her finger. I bet ADR just stole it from his last wife.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/status/816062854457593856

Um

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

wow congrats

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Paige is on Raw today i think?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


Make me, alberto

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Paige is on Raw today i think?

She showed up for a health check with the doctor then left I believe

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Well? Del Rio is pregnant. Discuss.

Rowdy Ringsports › Alberto Del Rio is pregnant. Who is the father?

AMReese fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jan 3, 2017

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Sugar Blaster posted:

i'm the dumb finger tattoo she probably got like last year even though they were a hipster craze back in like 2006.

I believe it says "papi" and she got it when she went fully insane over ADR so yeah, like last year

Endless Mike posted:

That's gaudy as hell and too big for her finger. I bet ADR just stole it from his last wife.

its one of those things that's so gaudy that it just looks fake. Either that or ADR totally got it out of a gumball machine

Solus posted:

She showed up for a health check with the doctor then left I believe

oh man I hope ADR totally did knock her up

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

How big is Paige's dick?

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

AMReese posted:

Well? Del Rio is pregnant. Discuss.

Rowdy Ringsports › Alberto Del Rio is pregnant. Who is the father?

Rafy Tortuga

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
At this point I'm just looking forward to a promo where ADR lights a laptop on fire while yelling about the internet having the scoops, brother.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

PWI confirms Del Rio was arrested in Austria for a brawl in a nightclub along with his brother lol

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
But was this before or after he was supposed to wrestle?

edit: wait this doesnt matter because he's gonna end up having to miss shows lol

keevo fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jan 3, 2017

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Alberto del Rio, the most entertaining man in wrestling

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

extradite THIS! posted:

Alberto del Rio, the most entertaining man in wrestling

We needed a new Sabu

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Pretty disrespectful for a pregnant man to get into a bar fight imo.

It's also too early to be running a miscarriage angle Alberto.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
okay marks the dogs are in the enclosed pool area talk about it

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

extradite THIS! posted:

Alberto del Rio, the most entertaining man in wrestling

Wouldn't that require him to actually wrestle a match?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/MattCalicchio1/status/816079716067241984

who's that, you ask?

http://www.hobokenhorse.com/2013/12/beth-mason-political-operative-matt.html

quote:

Matt Calicchio, the full time Hoboken political operative for Beth Mason who most recently worked on the failed Raia-Mason "One Hoboken" campaign was summoned and arraigned in charges alleged by Jackie Carmody, a Hoboken senior who heads the Fox Hills tenant association.

The list of charges recounted by court observers reportedly include harassment, attempted assault and trespassing. Confirmation on the exact charges and complete police report were not available at publication. At least part of the allegation(s) stem from Calicchio becoming embroiled in some dispute where he allegedly "raised his fist" against the senior resident.

Wait no, he's also a nutjob superfan AND corrupt New Jersey politician

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I feel really embarrassed, Del Rio is really putting one over on us marks

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


So is ADR pregnant in the butt or...?

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