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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

shiksa posted:

i cant remember if i specifically knew marky mark was gonna star in it but i sure as heck knew they were gonna make a ham-fisted movie about that poo poo like the entire time it was going down.

Muslims don't have rights (but it's ok because it's another muslim telling her she doesn't have rights)

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

Nah I'm not watching Raw I'm just in the thread. The only thing on TV I watch is "Beat Bobby Flay."

You should turn it on. WWE Raw is very good.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

bartok posted:

You knew if they were going to do a Boston Marathon Bombing movie they were going to get ol' Marky Mark to play a cop.

i naively thought that was too on the nose i think

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm trying to think of the last time KO had a match where the pop up powerbomb wasn't countered by a simple leapfrog, literally the first time the leapfrog has actually been useful for anything

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Brock Lesnar posted:

is there a single person here paying attention to this match

me

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

There was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his name o B I N G O B I N G O B I N G O And

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

YOU'RE SUCH A COWARD KEVIN

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
holy loving poo poo you have to be kidding me

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I'm white shirt guy calling Kevin a coward

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
TOPE SUACIDA BY THE ARCHITECT

- mauro

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Haha I'm the guy saying boooooo to Kevin Owens.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
This may be the first time in wrestling history that the ref noticed cheating outside the ring.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Intruder posted:

I'm trying to think of the last time KO had a match where the pop up powerbomb wasn't countered by a simple leapfrog, literally the first time the leapfrog has actually been useful for anything

i wish seth could still do the curb stomp

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

RacistGuidingLight posted:

You should turn it on. WWE Raw is very good.

This is bad advice.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I've become conscious of the fact we're 30 minutes in.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

ijii posted:

I hope Smackdown getting better ratings than Raw for a week wasn't just a fluke due to holidays. Whatever is happening over there needs not to stop.

It was a fluke due to a bunch of circumstances:

* Heavily promoted, PPV-like card for SD.
* Return of John Cena
* The biggest MNF game in 2 years

I'd really like it if it was just rewarding SD booking, but I doubt it.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


which one of you is the guy telling Kevin Owens to listen to Colin Cowherd ?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Intruder posted:

Imagine having your #1 champion (ostensibly) in a non title match to start the show where the loser is barred from ringside for the secondary title match

Jesus

And then imagine the Champ being so stupid as to get himself blatantly disqualified.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
KO throwing the bell away before john cone could call for it was a pro move

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

RacistGuidingLight posted:

You should turn it on. WWE Raw is very good.

Oh bullshit.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

So is Owens officially a weaker champion than Rollins was at this point

bartok
May 10, 2006



I just don't give a poo poo about this match I mean I guess it was technically okay.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

BWV posted:

which one of you is the guy telling Kevin Owens to listen to Colin Cowherd ?

He should, it's a good show.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

just tuned in, whatever happened was dumb

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
well that was freakin stupid

oh yeah the face goes for a post-match cheap finisher yes that is good booking raw.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

i, for one, am excited by this fresh new year's direction for raw

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i wonder if roman reigns will lose

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

Oh bullshit.

Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins had a good match.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

Oh bullshit.

Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins had a good match.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

shiksa posted:

well that was freakin stupid

oh yeah the face goes for a post-match cheap finisher yes that is good booking raw.

Didn't KO attack him first?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Rabi-Ribi is a very good game, just fyi

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oatgan posted:

i wish seth could still do the curb stomp

A popup powerbomb counter into a curbstomp would make me uncomfortably happy, even more than the curbstomp into RKO did

bartok
May 10, 2006



Hasn't Reigns beaten Jericho clean on a half dozen Raws before this?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Planet Fitness is a scam don't go there.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Come on it's time to go do the Mario

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

shiksa posted:

well that was freakin stupid

oh yeah the face goes for a post-match cheap finisher yes that is good booking raw.

Didn't Vince say he didn't want faces or heels anymore? lol

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

popped in, saw that ending, got BOOO YOU'RE SUCH A COWARD KEVIN out of it. I consider these 5 minutes a wash and am going to peace out before things go south because they absolutely will

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Brock Lesnar posted:

Rabi-Ribi is a very good game, just fyi

I just googled that and... wow... that's what I'm talking about

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Oh Snapple! posted:

So is Owens officially a weaker champion than Rollins was at this point

Owens reign is now Seth's reign blended with Miz's from years ago, replete with only being able to cleanly beat his former pal Sami Zayn (John Morrison) and his current constantly interfering best friend inevitably turning on him (Riley) making him look even worse.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Jiro posted:

Planet Fitness is a scam don't go there.

Yeah it's a building not a planet. What a crock of poo poo!

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