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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

a.lo posted:

carls jr got rid of the el diablo burger they once had the lady cashier felt so sorry for me that we are going on a date thursday

burger has more upside

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DeepDickPizza posted:

I know they are tops in the conference and America's Team, but still surprised after how this season's been for the league overall. Good for them.

The Cowboys are garbage and so is Dallas and Jerry Jones should go gently caress himself

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

shiksa posted:

oh so val venis, cool.

Literally none of that was like Val Venis, you entitled cis-gender.

Brock Lesnar posted:

what do you sound like when you cum

I'm a droning groaner. I don't growl, I don't moan, it's just a low rumbling "OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH...."

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

a.lo posted:

carls jr got rid of the el diablo burger they once had the lady cashier felt so sorry for me that we are going on a date thursday

Well that's one way to get a date I guess, good luck

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

DoctorGonzo posted:

I hope Braun wins.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

"Title run" is kayfabe exposing!!

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

DoctorGonzo posted:

I hope Braun wins.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Intruder posted:

The Cowboys are garbage and so is Dallas and Jerry Jones should go gently caress himself

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Heh, Jameis gettin' boos.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011

I said well-booked

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie. HHH HHH HHH

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol are they retconning that match to be 26 seconds? It took more than 26 seconds for the staredown to end

God Goldberg really does have the best spear in the business though even at 50

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


haha i love roman reigns

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fart blood posted:

Literally none of that was like Val Venis, you entitled cis-gender.


I'm a droning groaner. I don't growl, I don't moan, it's just a low rumbling "OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH...."

well then punch it up to make it more like the valbowski this isnt hard dude you wanna get your dick wet or what

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Intruder posted:

The Cowboys are garbage and so is Dallas and Jerry Jones should go gently caress himself

:agreed:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

Literally none of that was like Val Venis, you entitled cis-gender.


I'm a droning groaner. I don't growl, I don't moan, it's just a low rumbling "OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH...."

Please write a promo in the style of Val Venis, owning the patriarchy and heteronormativity.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
when will a wrestler bring a gun to the ring

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Cram it, Zayn

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRRRRRG

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GreatestLurker posted:

He's lost thrice against James Ellsworth

With outside interference. He murderer him straight 1 on 1

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope Sami ties Braun down to the ground and then dances just out of reach of him while the ref counts to 10.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I like Sami Zayn's dumb ska music but it seems so inappropriate for serious poo poo like a last man standing match

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Brock Lesnar posted:

when will a wrestler bring a gun to the ring

let me out there ill bring 2 of them *flexes*

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
what reason will mick appear for in the middle of the match in order to drag out time or is braun going to do an uninterrupted 15 minutes match

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

MotU posted:

burger has more upside

the bun probably has less yeast in it too.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoctorGonzo posted:

Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie. HHH HHH HHH

That's 9 Hs!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
BRAUUUUNNNN

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I think this is dumb because Goldberg is being built in a way where he should probably win the rumble but at the same time gently caress he's 50 there's no way they let him win the rumble right? Plus WWE loves swerves

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

RONNNNNN

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope braun strowman eviscerates and cannibalizes sami zayn

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

the bun probably has less yeast in it too.

nice

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

shiksa posted:

well then punch it up to make it more like the valbowski this isnt hard dude you wanna get your dick wet or what

But I don't wanna talk about Ron Paul.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Jojo looks so happy to be witness to Sami Zayn's gruesome murder.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
jesus, sami's shiner

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who's ready for BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

when will a wrestler bring a gun to the ring

yikes
that's hen i tune out

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Did Sami touch Paige or something?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

I hope Sami ties Braun down to the ground and then dances just out of reach of him while the ref counts to 10.

He should Skank instead

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sami Zayn will win and I will never let Soothing Vapors forget it.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sami's tights are awful

Just the worst

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