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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






That was loving dumb. Theres literally no advantage to Braun Strowman winning. But this is WWE where they consistently make the stupidest decisions.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Reminder that Sami is being made to look like dick so that Roman can look awesome burying Braun

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


kayfabe Mick is the most incompetent gm

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I'm the little kid telling Braun to stop it.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Asses to Asses

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
happy new year to the loser from the undercard, sami zayn

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
We're about 4 months away from Zayn being Never Good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

So with Sami losing.... what was the point of any of this?

When Roman Reigns pins Braun people will really cheer Roman!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Intruder posted:

So with Sami losing.... what was the point of any of this?

Step 1: month long program during which Braun repeatedly murders Sami
Step 2: Feed Braun to Roman Reigns

(edit) dammit Jerusalem

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I can't wait for the big dawg Roman Reigns to save us from this BRAAAUUUN

:ughh:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
is sami heading to smackdown yet?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Reminder that Sami is being made to look like dick so that Roman can look awesome burying Braun

:smith:

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Raw is really good at getting the crowd into poo poo for like 5 seconds before telling them they suck and their opinion is wrong

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Match was cool tho

Doesn't matter much to me anymore. It's so inexcusably awful.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Intruder posted:

I really don't understand this WWE storytelling where the good guy uses a bunch of weapons against a bad guy who refuses to lower himself to that level and uses only his own abilities

Strowman is a monster that nobody will stand up against because they're too scared to. Sami has huge balls, so he takes up the challenge, but he also knows he's outmatched, so he uses everything he has at his disposal to take him down.

Think of it like this: Strowman is not another wrestler to compete against. He's a monster who must be put down.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

BWV posted:

kayfabe Mick is the most incompetent gm

"sami i can't let you fight braun he'll kill you!"

*stands by and does nothing as braun attacks sami strapped into a stretcher*

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Intruder posted:

So with Sami losing.... what was the point of any of this?

Raw.txt

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
This could've been Eva Marie

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh poo poo USC and Penn are tied with 27 seconds.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

That DICK! posted:

A stretcher job for a few power slams lol

I liked the Cornette podcast where he talked about how much better it was to call in real paramedics and end up stuck in a hospital for hours because THE BUSINESS

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sportsgenius86 posted:

Reminder that Sami is being made to look like dick so that Roman can look awesome burying Braun

Bow wow

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Braun did nothing wrong.

Mick looks like crap.

I miss David Bowie.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sami is less over now than before.

Pointless booking.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Wait I have another fast food pickup line:

::ahem::

Yes, I'll have a hot butt full of farts. TWO Straws, please. ::wink afterward. Wink again if they don't wink back::

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Here is how I imagine NXT superstars react when they are called up:

NXT Star finds out they are going to Smackdown: :toot:

NXT Star finds out they are going to RAW: :smith:

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
Let's take bets on how many Roman spears it will take to keep Braun down for the pin.

I say 1.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

i appreciate that sami got killed, and then sami got killed again, and now the commentators are making clear how dramatically sami sucks, and now you can stay tuned to wwe.com for updates on that sucky loser sami zayn

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I don't have to admire poo poo btw

you can admire deez nuts

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Sami-kun..

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Jerusalem posted:

This storyline is,"Can the smaller good guy with plenty of heart beat the bigger guy who just smashes dudes?" and the answer is,"No of course he can't."

Raw Is Nihilism

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Jack rules and is one of the few good parts about RAW

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

why. why did i tune back in for that. i even knew what was going to happen.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Wait people thought Sami was going to win? Nah you save that victory for some like the Big Dog it's WWE monster heel booking 101. Sami Zayn is just in the Hacksaw Jim Duggan/Tugboat role of getting destroyed to by the big bad monster who seems unstoppable until our hero the Big Dog Roman Reigns can stop him. Stretch that out and you can easily get three PPVs worth of Braun losing to Roman.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I do not like Raw but I do like Jack Gallagher.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cool

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Intruder posted:

So with Sami losing.... what was the point of any of this?

WWE believes David and Goliath had a bad ending

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Braun

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
oh poo poo 3 crusiers and Xavier

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Holy poo poo, a cruiserweight and regular dudes in the same room

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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Holy poo poo, a cruiserweight and regular dudes in the same room



EDIT: The post so nice it showed up twice

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