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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
make jack gallagher universal champ

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

WWE believes David and Goliath had a bad ending

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Needs More Ditka posted:

Raw Is Nihilism


makes sense, nihilism is exhausting

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

DarkstarIV posted:

Here is how I imagine NXT superstars react when they are called up:

NXT Star finds out they are going to Smackdown: :toot:

NXT Star finds out they are going to RAW: :smith:

They're probably just happy to get real money either way.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
wait i missed the first hour was that weird crewman in the flannel and bad facial hair mick

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Hey look they took the Vaudevillains and fused them into one tiny dude

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jack Gallagher is far too cool for me

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

CarlCX posted:

i appreciate that sami got killed, and then sami got killed again, and now the commentators are making clear how dramatically sami sucks, and now you can stay tuned to wwe.com for updates on that sucky loser sami zayn

Hahaha. Gotta love Graves overselling that it was the worst beating he's ever seen in WWE history and the finishing sequence wasn't even memorable or good.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Gorn Myson posted:

That was loving dumb. Theres literally no advantage to Braun Strowman winning. But this is WWE where they consistently make the stupidest decisions.

why would they put Zayn over

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

wait i missed the first hour was that weird crewman in the flannel and bad facial hair mick

yes

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Needs More Ditka posted:

Hey look they took the Vaudevillains and fused them into one tiny dude

how big is THE D

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
Sami Zayn should not have won

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Galla-HER!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Needs More Ditka posted:

Raw Is Nihilism

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
They couldn't even protect Zayn a LITTLE in the loss. Jesus gently caress.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
"I'll have the hot dog."

"Okay, is that for here?"

"No, it's for HERE" ::point to her vagina::

Man I am so good at pickup lines.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sami has two of the top 10 matches of the year according to WWE's own website

but he's a loving loser who just got beat up the worst anyone has been beaten up so gently caress him

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Basic Chunnel posted:

why would they put Zayn over

In fact, it's that jerk's fault for getting cheered when he said he'd go to Smackdown.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
are they really releasing a new underworld movie in 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I'm so glad Owens found his Disney Princess :unsmith:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

fart blood posted:

"I'll have the hot dog."

"Okay, is that for here?"

"No, it's for HERE" ::point to her vagina::

Man I am so good at pickup lines.

thanks but im gay

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
if we're being generous they're trying to do the "stone cold didnt tap" thing with sami to build up his character as the guy who never gives up, but its not like stone cold just got his rear end handed to him for months without any win. like, if bret had a sharpshooter on a passed out, bloody steve austin for like 4 straight months.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Codependent Poster posted:

Sami has two of the top 10 matches of the year according to WWE's own website

but he's a loving loser who just got beat up the worst anyone has been beaten up so gently caress him

He also has 1 of the top 3 matches in 2017

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

That show looks like traaaaaaash

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
What? More new pointless content for the Network?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
bring it to the table looks really stupid

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

a.lo posted:

thanks but im gay

then replace ::point to her vagina:: with ::point to his butt or mouth::

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

A wwe version of PTI? Hmmm

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao what won't wwe try to replicate talking smack for raw

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


that little girl doesn't really thinks new day rocks tbh

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

That movie is terrible

But, Big E could probably throw a football over those mountains

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
lol at all you babies crying about your favorite guy losing

itt: people complaining about their favorites not winning and trying to say it's objectively bad booking

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
those were like rockets holy poo poo kofi

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Quick the New Day are here, get a shot of a fan trying to pick something up off the floor!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that new show looks like poo poo

bartok
May 10, 2006



Supposedly they had to rewrite the new Underworld movie because I, Frankenstein was suppose to be a big part of the new one.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
What Bella is doing instead of watching Raw.



Good dog.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

jackofarcades posted:

lol at all you babies crying about your favorite guy losing

itt: people complaining about their favorites not winning and trying to say it's objectively bad booking

braun won

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

oatgan posted:

That show looks like traaaaaaash

Pardon the Interruption is very topical and new and fresh

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

nobody laugh

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