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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Samizdata posted:

Nutty Buddy's are the Little Debbie snack. Nutter Butters are more classy, being from Keebler.

what the hell is a nutty buddy

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

AlmightyBob posted:

what the hell is a nutty buddy

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

AlmightyBob posted:

what the hell is a nutty buddy



Apparently there is regional packaging. I have seen them as Nutty Buddies.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

I was thinking of Nutter Butters which are also pretty good for packaged cookies on occasion.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
When Keebler cracked the Girl Scout Cookie code, it was a good and terrible day for us all. Because now we can get Coconut Dreams year round.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Bubblyblubber posted:

We WILL go to Yum Town and you WILL like it, young man!



I'm the optical illusion that is behind the plate

Legs before a picnic banket? or a weird tie on a hairless chest dude

Televisio Frankus
Jun 8, 2010

sweeperbravo posted:

I'm the optical illusion that is behind the plate

Legs before a picnic banket? or a weird tie on a hairless chest dude

A tiny plate being held by someone with huge sausage fingers.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


McSpergin posted:

Back a fair bit but this is exactly my partner's mum to a tee. She grew up in rural Queensland and was out of the house by her early 20's and never learnt to cook, so within a year or so of leaving home suddenly she had a husband and her first kid and got stuck having to self teach to cook. I try to politely decline offers for dinner at their house as often as possible :(
She was also raised in the era when "any fat is bad on your meat but sugar is perfectly fine" and "what are spices you fruitcake?!" Were the general consensus (my grandma is the same)

The saddest part is that all of kids think that sort of food is acceptable and will just shovel it down. To the point where the first time I took my partner anywhere moderately out there (Indian), it blew her mind, and we've been places that she absolutely wouldn't eat because "there's too much fat on the meat".

Also her sister and brother literally ate a bite of rissoles their mum seasoned with oregano and wouldn't eat the rest because it was too much, the thought of me cooking something for them scares them because I don't buy the leanest meat possible (lol if you buy lean meat tho) and I don't cook steaks past well done and I use fruity spices like pepper and rosemary

They also wouldn't eat some pork ribs I did on my smoker when their mum was in hospital, despite the fat having all but melted away.

It's thoroughly disappointing, having been raised by a chef grandmother (other one, the one who eats like my partner was a pub lunch cook in the 60s-90s), and a food scientist mum. Thankfully dad and his sister inherited a love of food like my mum has taught us, but it's incredibly concerning when they give me things like crumbed frozen fish because nobody in the house likes it (I hate it but I take it to be polite, and because it's hard to get good fresh seafood where I live currently - mega downer when you're raised on prawns, fresh barramundi, scallops, fresh squid and octopus and Moreton bay bugs)

TL:DR my entire partners family are babies about food

uuuugh, I hate that. My family refuses to eat things with "too much spice" (read: a tsp of anything that's not salt or pepper) in it, or meat that's below well done. It's honestly so sad and disgusting. Every time I cook, they'll complain about it being too spicy or too weird (since when is oregano weird?); it's gotten to the point where I've just started snapping at them not to eat it if they don't like it. Don't ask me to cook for you and then complain about it.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Sociopastry posted:

uuuugh, I hate that. My family refuses to eat things with "too much spice" (read: a tsp of anything that's not salt or pepper) in it, or meat that's below well done. It's honestly so sad and disgusting. Every time I cook, they'll complain about it being too spicy or too weird (since when is oregano weird?); it's gotten to the point where I've just started snapping at them not to eat it if they don't like it. Don't ask me to cook for you and then complain about it.

Cook nothing but curries for them :getin:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Take them to restaurants too nice/ethnic to have safe, bland options. :devil:

(Followed by them complaining about the 'weird restaurant' you insisted on, and can we please just go to Generic Family Diner next time)

Zweihander01
May 4, 2009

Bubblyblubber posted:

We WILL go to Yum Town and you WILL like it, young man!



Hold on, is that a loving pig snout at the bottom?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



FPzero posted:

I was thinking of Nutter Butters which are also pretty good for packaged cookies on occasion.

When it comes to packaged cookies, I think I'm a slave to the cult of the Oreo. I'm sad that they stopped the limeade flavor, that was my favorite. Though the red velvet and cream cheese one is great too.

The worsts though is a three way tie for the reeses peanut butter cup, swedish fish, or candy corn flavors. Christ those are all terrible, but at least two of them are understandably terrible. How do you gently caress up a reeses flavor?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Oreos are loving disgusting.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Make your own cookies you heathens.

e: See, this person has the right idea.

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

McSpergin posted:

It's thoroughly disappointing, having been raised by a chef grandmother (other one, the one who eats like my partner was a pub lunch cook in the 60s-90s), and a food scientist mum. Thankfully dad and his sister inherited a love of food like my mum has taught us, but it's incredibly concerning when they give me things like crumbed frozen fish because nobody in the house likes it (I hate it but I take it to be polite, and because it's hard to get good fresh seafood where I live currently - mega downer when you're raised on prawns, fresh barramundi, scallops, fresh squid and octopus and Moreton bay bugs

I feel you, having been born and raised up on the gulf coast of Florida fresh seafood is mother's milk to me. The first time someone tried to give me fish sticks as a kid I distinctly remember saying "That's not fish!" and throwing it on the floor. I still stand by that action :colbert:

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


McSpergin posted:

Back a fair bit but this is exactly my partner's mum to a tee. She grew up in rural Queensland and was out of the house by her early 20's and never learnt to cook, so within a year or so of leaving home suddenly she had a husband and her first kid and got stuck having to self teach to cook. I try to politely decline offers for dinner at their house as often as possible :(
She was also raised in the era when "any fat is bad on your meat but sugar is perfectly fine" and "what are spices you fruitcake?!" Were the general consensus (my grandma is the same)

The saddest part is that all of kids think that sort of food is acceptable and will just shovel it down. To the point where the first time I took my partner anywhere moderately out there (Indian), it blew her mind, and we've been places that she absolutely wouldn't eat because "there's too much fat on the meat".

My wife described her parents as nearly exactly the same. Born in North qld, cooked 'meat and two veg' pretty much all her life. But I felt her mum over-seasons food, and they seem to have no problem with global cuisine.

Her sister on the other hand just feeds her kids (and a few times me) bland flavourless mush and they seem to be fine with it (as much as kids that are apathetic about food can be), Despite her having the ability to cook normally. I guess she just doesn't care.

(Edit) Bugs are anti food porn when just listed on a menu as " bugs" with no explanation for tourists like me.

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Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

Synthbuttrange posted:

NOW PUT BOBA IN IT



This appears to be a thing from the Philippines called taho.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Speaking of Philippino desserts Halo Halo is the poo poo. It's also a dessert that frequently features loose corn.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Razorwired posted:

Speaking of Philippino desserts Halo Halo is the poo poo. It's also a dessert that frequently features loose corn.



Only two things in life should be layered and they're both lasagnas.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Synthbuttrange posted:

My guess is tau fu fa, which is very light tofu with a sweet syrup and some flavouring. Its a nice chinese dessert.

And by that you mean it's a savory dish that only criminals and decadent perverts eat as a desert!
This is a dumb China joke because it's eaten as a sweet dish in some parts of China and a savory dish in other parts and it's basically the NY vs Deep Dish argument of Chinese food, people get very defensive about it.

Razorwired posted:

Speaking of Philippino desserts Halo Halo is the poo poo. It's also a dessert that frequently features loose corn.



Oh god these things exist beyond Jollibee? I thought the outbreak was contained.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Decrepus posted:

Only two things in life should be layered and they're both lasagnas.

What about tiramisu or trifle?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Are sandwiches a lasagna?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I reeeeeally like halo-halo!!!

This eggplant looks like Jay Sherman:


and now the ugly









hahaah look its ur moms vagina lol





:frog: :getin:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I'm gonna make a bushel of these to sell at a farmers market as "rustic organic peppers" for $7 a pound.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

zedprime posted:

I'm gonna make a bushel of these to sell at a farmers market as "rustic organic peppers" for $7 a pound.

you forgot Artisanal Heirloom in there

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


What a lovely prolapse.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Bud K ninja sword posted:

you forgot Artisanal Heirloom in there

free-range

raised in a gluten-free air pocket

in vegan space

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Sociopastry posted:

Every time I cook, they'll complain about it being too spicy or too weird (since when is oregano weird?);
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za_KilRD-do

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

free-range

raised in a gluten-free air pocket

in vegan space

we will make millions you made it even better
:capitalism:

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013

McSpergin posted:

QLD food sadness

this is gonna sound weird but are you in toowoomba or ipswich cos I dont know anywhere else in SE QLD that has this level of terrible food ideas


speaking of the Bible Belt of whatever country we are in thanks whoever introduced Dorothy Lynch Dressing it is a fascinating look into another world



this is a Dorothy Lynch Salad Dressing Taste-a-Like creation by @Sisterwife3




a salad that was once called Elizabeth




I have no idea

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Zweihander01 posted:

Hold on, is that a loving pig snout at the bottom?

Well, in a way. The pink stuff is grilled smoked sausage, so it's bound to have some assorted pig bits in it.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

invisible jerk posted:





I have no idea

The saddest dip

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013
it said it was chicken salad

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

invisible jerk posted:

it said it was chicken salad

It lied.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I would've guessed it was hummus. Hummus is delicious but it's not an attractive food.

Chicken salad is a much worse option.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
My go-to cheese ball dip is onion, cream cheese, that "chipped beef" you get in the jars, Worcestershire sauce, and as much chili powder as you want in a food processor.

Not pretty, though!

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


I've tried poo poo-on-a-shingle out of historical curiosity and even consumer-grade chipped beef is the literal antithesis of sustenance and nutrition, sorry.

I did just try pickled herring in sour cream in a New Year's context and it was pretty delicious if photographically thread-worthy though.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:



Looks bad todd

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

HookedOnChthonics posted:

I did just try pickled herring in sour cream in a New Year's context and it was pretty delicious if photographically thread-worthy though.
Creamed herring on Ritz crackers is one of my favorite things to snack on, but it is definitely not a food that will ever win points for appearance.

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