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Deathy McDeath posted:Turn off the lights.  
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Jan 6, 2017 00:43
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Deathy McDeath posted:Turn off the lights.
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Jan 6, 2017 00:49
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Hey Melthir, my love is coming for you Soulex
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Jan 6, 2017 00:50
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shame on an IGA posted:Deathy, this gonna live right here over my fireplace forever. Yeeeeeeesssssssss
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Jan 6, 2017 00:51
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Naked Bear posted:ahahahahahaha holy poo poo Edit: UPS says my recipient should be disappointed tomorrow. That seems optimistic, so maybe Saturday.
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Jan 6, 2017 00:58
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Godholio posted:Edit: UPS says my recipient should be disappointed tomorrow. That seems optimistic, so maybe Saturday. UPS e-mailed me and said to be disappointed tomorrow.
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shame on an IGA posted:UPS just said my santee has recieved delivery They really should have named this ginger ale "Satan's Anus." Photos later.
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Jan 6, 2017 03:00
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McNally posted:They really should have named this ginger ale "Satan's Anus." Are you gonna gently caress it?
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Jan 6, 2017 03:05
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Soulex posted:Are you gonna gently caress it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-ts5_nuF8
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Jan 6, 2017 03:11
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Soulex posted:Are you gonna gently caress it? If you can fit into a bottle, then I feel bad for you.
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Jan 6, 2017 03:15
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McNally posted:If you can fit into a bottle, then I feel bad for you. Depends on the bottle. Also don't feel bad for me. If your dick being bigger than mine helps with all of the bullshit in your life, Then I am glad I can be the one not hosed up thing you got going. its not
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Jan 6, 2017 03:33
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Soulex posted:its not 
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Jan 6, 2017 04:02
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Soulex posted:Hey Melthir, Better than on me. yrmv
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Jan 6, 2017 04:03
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You mean to tell me they haven't taken that too?
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Jan 6, 2017 07:16
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Jan 6, 2017 23:22
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Great news! The holidays are here! I received both a package and a LETTER from my most secret of Santas!  Okay, I will follow these instructions.  The nice UPS man brought me something! I wonder what it could be!  This looks very safe. The contents are well-protected (as they should be)  What the...   oh Oh now I get it! Thanks santa! These are a wonderful pair of...uh...shorts? Thick, white, absorbent shorts? Wait...I may have a better idea  But there's more!  gently caress YES let's kill John Conner!!  I actually didn't read the letter until after I had opened the package. Oopsie! This explains so much  Oh, and video game funbux! Now I can buy all those dating sims on Steam! Thank you Murderbot for being a fabulous secret satan
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Jan 6, 2017 23:53
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So yesterday UPS dropped off a box! Clearly they took the labeling as a challenge, not a warning. Inside was a card, a smaller box, and a bunch of bottles. Let's check out the card, first.   Thanks, man. It's been getting easier and everything, but it's still hard. Let's check out the smaller box.  It's certainly a classy box! Let's open 'er up.  I'm just going to pretend that it's a wine stopper and say I have no need of it because I don't drink wine. Finally, a dozen of these:  Holy poo poo. These are... certainly a beverage. Thanks, Santa!
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Jan 7, 2017 00:26
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That's loving amazing. I'm super jealous of your hand made machine shop dildo.
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Jan 7, 2017 01:37
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A package has arrived! Addressed to...Die Lutschenfuhrer. My German is no good anymore but "The Suck Leader"? It's lovingly decaled   Alright let's open this bitch up. Smells a little dank, but it doesn't sounds like anything is alive in there. That may be good or bad.        and immediate catspicion  What the   My wife thought this was a sex toy, but my penis is far too   Cat is displeased but sat still for a photo. Hope that's the intended use of this thing. Thank you Satan! Mao is currently high as hell.
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Jan 7, 2017 02:08
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I think that's one of those Ostrich pillows that look dumb as gently caress but really comfortable Owns insanely hard
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Jan 7, 2017 02:22
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Deathy McDeath posted:I think that's one of those Ostrich pillows that look dumb as gently caress but really comfortable  there's no way this isn't a sex thing
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Jan 7, 2017 02:30
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I think it's designed so that you can lay back in comfort while somebody shoves a dick in your mouth. Maybe the holes on the sides are so that people can remind you how many more cocks are waiting.
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Jan 7, 2017 02:35
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Someone, somewhere already had sex with it.
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Jan 7, 2017 04:34
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Jan 7, 2017 04:43
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EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD
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Jan 7, 2017 04:45
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holocaust bloopers posted:EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD
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Jan 7, 2017 04:50
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holocaust bloopers posted:EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD ah, the donald trump approach to governance
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Jan 7, 2017 05:03
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Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8La-lkA-o
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Jan 7, 2017 08:02
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Mr. Nice! posted:Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference. That's one cute killer!
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Jan 7, 2017 11:25
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Mr. Nice! posted:Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference. 
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Jan 7, 2017 18:15
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This was just before I passed out last night. The mouse is MIA. I'm pretty sure hector hid it.
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Jan 7, 2017 18:19
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Mr. Nice! posted:This was just before I passed out last night. The mouse is MIA. I'm pretty sure hector hid it. Check under the couch.
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Jan 7, 2017 22:21
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Check to see if my Santa is there too please.
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Jan 8, 2017 03:09
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Check under the couch. I found it and it looks like a dog got it. It's not completely destroyed but enough so that hector is only getting it when it's just he and I in the room.
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Jan 8, 2017 03:14
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Soulex posted:Check to see if my Santa is there too please. Hyrulehooker says no go on the package yet but they dont always show up till 6pm alaskan time so if its out for delivery it should show up.
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Jan 8, 2017 03:20
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Melthir posted:Hyrulehooker says no go on the package yet but they dont always show up till 6pm alaskan time so if its out for delivery it should show up. Yeah I sent it a few days ago so it should be a day or two more. I forgot what I did with the tracking info because I just wanted to wash my brain of what I just did.
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Jan 8, 2017 03:40
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Man, don't sweat it. This is the second package that hasn't been delivered correctly because of my forwarding address. If it costs a bunch to ship, PM me.
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Jan 8, 2017 06:00
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David Bowie Knife posted:Man, don't sweat it. This is the second package that hasn't been delivered correctly because of my forwarding address. If it costs a bunch to ship, PM me. Your stuff is currently in... Denver??????????????????? lmao
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 IF YOUR GIFT HASN'T BEEN DELIVERED PLEASE POST
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