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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/EmmyCic/status/817180168842342401

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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Why has Wario eaten Kirby?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Elizabethan Error posted:

Why has Wario eaten Kirby?

For some reason I read this in Strong Bad's voice

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I'm the yellow m for wario.

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001


I get that the pink is the nose but it looks like a human face being slowly enveloped by the cookie.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
It looks like a pile of bones with some decomposing flesh still left to go

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhriooooooo

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hirayuki posted:

surimi extruded into baby-eel shapes--



Huh.

Huh.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I'm sure vegetarians love this, and would eat it voluntarily.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Surimi's white fishmeat, it's made into all sorts of things in asian food mostly. Fishballs, crab sticks, etc.

Speaking of crab sticks, ever wonder how they're made? How the red pattern goes on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxug_coJ-o&t=430s

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
The state tree of Texas is the Pecan.

Fai, why are you telling us this in this thread?

Because I just found that out, because I had to visit the Arbor Day Foundation's website.

Why?

NONE OF YOU JOKERS ATE A loving PIZZABURGER HOT DOG SO I HAD TO MAKE ONE SO A CHARITY COULD GET A DONATION

Trip Report: Pizzaburger HOT DOG

Well, goodness. There were no Pizzaburgers to be found 'round here, so I asked goon Dreamin Spice World War II to tell me what the hell they were and how I could replicate one.

He was happy to oblige.

As you can see below, I've got some lovely ciabatta bread from the Walmart discount cart, pizza sauce, fresh imported mozzarella cheese, pickles, and HOT DOGs. Except they're not HOT DOGs, they're veggie dogs, but you work with what you've got, ok?



I guess let me back up a bit and explain what the hell these things are. Pizzaburgers come in packs of two in the freezer section at the grocery store and, according to Dreamin Spice World War II, they're excellent drunk food.

While this may be the case for the store-bought variety, my experience was a bit different. The clash of fresh cheese, Walmart bread, and soy hotdogs was a vehicular collision in my mouth and stomach.

Goon Keru summed it up aptly for me while he coached me through eating it. "So it's an edible Portsmouth Sinfonia, then?"

Yeah.





Special thanks to Dreamin Spice World War II and Keru, and congrats to the Arbor Day Foundation, the only real winner here today, to whom I sent a donation because since I technically won my own challenge, I got to choose. Trees rock.

I think I should lie down.

BONUS!


edit: I have been informed that Dreamin now goes by Spice World War II. Sincere apologies.

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Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
I am in awe.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I feel like mozzarella cheese was a mistake there.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
Please don't die Fai.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
amaaaazing! Thanks for your suffering, Fai!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It doesn't look bad but I can't imagine that poo poo working at all

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
Mmm, steamed rhino skin.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

TRIGGERED


that meat looks fake

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
I was scrolling on FB at 3am without my glasses. First glance it looked like a poop in a toilet.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Everything on that plate looks as dry as the Sahara.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Nascardad posted:

I was scrolling on FB at 3am without my glasses. First glance it looked like a poop in a toilet.

So then you took your contacts out?

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff












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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
My o Mia! That sure Taste'a Like'a Pizza!

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Please don't eat tadpoles. :(

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





there's so much going on here

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I'm the pizza flavored pizza fries

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches



I'm the dwight

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

This doesn't bother me in the slightest



The Snoo posted:

there's so much going on here
I feel like the concept was developed by an eleven year old latchkey kid

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I like Dwight. :smithcloud:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I have had that tortilla lasagna, or lasagna-style enchiladas, whatever you want to call it, and it was pretty good.

But then while typing the word enchilada, I thought of the blue corn enchiladas mole at Maria's in Santa Fe, and now the thought of Old El Paso Taco Bake is like ashes in my mouth. Ashes.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Is this real?

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Tiggum posted:

Is this real?

So real.

Don't click this link boys, just a pic of a lady with her dick in a hotdog bap, covered in ketchup. Thank imgur's random image button.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/rFyKu :nws:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That's not a link, fool.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Subjunctive posted:

That's not a link, fool.

Oh man, fixed it.

[edit]
My o Mia! That sure Taste'a Like'a Pizza!!

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Tony Bologna posted:

So real.

Don't click this link boys, just a pic of a lady with her dick in a hotdog bap, covered in ketchup. Thank imgur's random image button.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/rFyKu :nws:

That's so gross! Ketchup on a hot dog 🤢

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



What the gently caress

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

cash crab posted:

What the gently caress

Roasted sprouts and mushrooms are good.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.


If I were drunk as gently caress, I would buy the poo poo out of these.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

blunt for century posted:

If I were drunk as gently caress, I would buy the poo poo out of these.

What animal do you think the rib meat is from? Chickens don't have much.

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