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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
 i might as well write this as clearly as possible. i need to. I reslized the secret to the universe when i smoked weed and... its difficult the think. i smoked weed, poo poo, i need to document this but im afraid. im alreasl
.heres the answer to the meaning of life: the movie ended when he wakes up in the huge row of red pods andbsees all the poeople and a bug grabs him. thats the end. now ik.going to slip back into my dorment state. sorry everyone lol. sorry about this seriously. (im apologizing to the overlords by hierarchy) the mods of the forums, the owners of the forum (lowtax) i really want to slip back in. iyd be do ez. and i must

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Sorry op but it's actually acid that unlocks the secrets of the universe.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


poo poo Post was the correct thread tag.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

poo poo Post was the correct thread tag.

gently caress you this is difficult for me

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i honestly dont know what to do

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i honestly dont know what to do

Drop acid

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Not the 1st time you got lit. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
instead of getting combat training im postining on a gbs internet forum run by a man who lives in the midwest? i know kung fu: i know that shmorky is s pedophile. also quite a few of his faborite things to have sex with (klurfs, children, roomates ? )

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

Not the 1st time you got lit. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

no i figured it oit now idiot

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
mods pls keep this thread open. im serious

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
also the movie is the matrix

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i need to kill myself

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hello Enfield

In my understanding as i sat in my car at the window until the guy behind yelled at me from being zoned out

Uh

Oh right

In my understanding life is resembled to a seven layer burrito, for under 4 bucks

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Sheep-Goats posted:

life is resembled to a seven layer burrito, for under 4 bucks

life is :krust:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Come here septagon. :bigtran:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i need to kill myself
National suicide hotline
1-800-273-8255

Please give them a call

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ride The Gravitron posted:

National suicide hotline
1-800-273-8255

Please give them a call

Sir this is 1900-big-nips

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If you google National suicide hotline you can do a chat on their website if you feel uncomfortable on the phone.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
gay

Enfield fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Jan 14, 2017

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im crying now. i need to

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
i've also had that feeling occasionally where it feels like a veil has been lifted and i understand everything. i never did drugs though.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Enfield posted:

im crying now. i need to

Let it flow all the way to your ankles

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I don't think we can let "just let it go" RE your horrible infraction, Elfnield. Time to get yet another crack in your as

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Enfield posted:

instead of getting combat training im postining on a gbs internet forum run by a man who lives in the midwest? i know kung fu: i know that shmorky is s pedophile. also quite a few of his faborite things to have sex with (klurfs, children, roomates ? )

Wow you're #3 on his list?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

poo poo Post was the correct thread tag.

please don't be mean to my friend

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
enfield? more like zenfield

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
and it's salvia that unlocks the real true secrets of the universe fyi

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Take all of that feeling, ball it up in your fist, and shove your fist into my butthole

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I can take it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

im crying now. i need to

Haha I cry from 6 to 6:30 pm every day buddy. My tear ducts are jacked, I could fill a cup no prob. :feelsgood:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Enfield posted:

im crying now. i need to

please dont cry buddy :sympathy: we love you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm not gonna read all that poo poo, idiot. Maybe organize your thoughts into less characters, Kuato's time is money FYI :smuggo: (please imagine Kuato from the movie saying that please, SIA)

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
A man knows the universe but doesn't know himself

a shameful man

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
OP have you realized that now is the only moment that exists and that your consciousness is just the universe looking at itself?

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Maybe drugs aren't for you. The universe has already smoked you once.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

vudan posted:

Maybe drugs aren't for you. The universe has already smoked you once.

He needs a shaman to guide his spiritual awakening

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Hardawn posted:

He needs a shaman to guide his spiritual awakening

I heard you can find them in Thailand's red light district.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

vudan posted:

Maybe drugs aren't for you. The universe has already smoked you once.

:eyepop:

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Mozi posted:

OP have you realized that now is the only moment that exists and that your consciousness is just the universe looking at itself?

consciousness is a gossamer thread winding through the endless weave of possibility, and your flesh the needle by which it is pulled.

op maybe you need to sterilize your needle? maybe try lighting urself on fire again, see how that goes

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