Hayao Miyazaki sucks; isn't real anime

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Ayeka: May 28, 2016

Hayao Miyazaki sucks. His movies are dumb and boring. Better anime exists in this world:

Tenchi Muyo
Mad Bull 34
Dragon Ball Z

Just to name a few;

All better pieces of art than that dumb stupid film about that giant Furby, Totoro.

Spirited Away was dumb and stupid too. If you like it you're dumb.

This is my opinion, tough poo poo if you disagree. Prove me wrong, I dare you.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

tenchi muyo? really?

# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:34

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

really?

# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:34

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Anime is for children OP

# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:36

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Akira is the only good anime

# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:42

Invisible Handjob: Apr 7, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

get him everybody he's a pedo

# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:44

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

really?

No, he is saying things he thinks people will be bothered by without any jokes. This is because that's as funny and original the op's idiot mind is capable of being.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Flesh Forge posted:

Anime is for children OP

# ? Jan 11, 2017 11:05

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

remember, eva is gay.

if you like it, you're a loser.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 11:07

Killer Low Life: Sep 6, 2010

Invisible Handjob posted:

get him everybody he's a pedo

# ? Jan 11, 2017 11:13

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

the great anime schism of our time, who will step forward to lead the reformation

not me anime sucks

# ? Jan 11, 2017 11:15

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

drilldo squirt posted:

No, he is saying things he thinks people will be bothered by without any jokes. This is because that's as funny and original the op's idiot mind is capable of being.

uh-ohhh! hahaha

# ? Jan 11, 2017 11:55

Orange DeviI: Nov 9, 2011; by Hand Knit

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

tenchi muyo? really?

# ? Jan 11, 2017 11:59

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

It's not Anime? Might be worth checking out then!

# ? Jan 11, 2017 12:00

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

but all anime is bad

and it all belongs in the trash

there are no exceptions

# ? Jan 11, 2017 12:23

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dragonstoned posted:

but all anime is bad

and it all belongs in the trash

there are no exceptions

# ? Jan 11, 2017 12:24

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Ninja scroll

# ? Jan 11, 2017 13:34

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

anime was a mistake

# ? Jan 11, 2017 13:45

Dicky mouse: Apr 11, 2008; "No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

wasnt there an anime of tops? like the spinny things

# ? Jan 11, 2017 13:50

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

the only good anime is lum the rest can get stuffed

# ? Jan 11, 2017 13:55

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Dragonstoned posted:

but all anime is bad

and it all belongs in the trash

there are no exceptions

# ? Jan 11, 2017 13:56

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

Dragonstoned posted:

but all anime is bad

and it all belongs in the trash

there are no exceptions

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:01

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Dragonstoned posted:

but all anime is bad

and it all belongs in the trash

there are no exceptions

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:44

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

luv 2 date boys posted:

the only good anime is

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:46

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Most anime seems almost as though it was made as a deliberate insult to hayao miyazaki and the philosophy of his work.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:48

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

For gently caress sake I've been klurfed on and it's horrifying

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:49

Dicky mouse: Apr 11, 2008; "No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

I saw this one cool canadian anime it was called heavy metal....

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:54

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

Dicky mouse posted:

I saw this one cool canadian anime it was called heavy metal....

detroit metal city

# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:59

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

mlp is just american anime

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:01

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

if only there was a forum for this thread

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:02

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I don't watch cartoons OP.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

*OP sighs and unsheathes his keyboard*

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Mercrom: Jul 17, 2009

i started watching an honest to god well made anime about adults at a publishing company making a dictionary and i feel like im either going insane or witnessing an actual miracle

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:10

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Mercrom posted:

i started watching an honest to god well made anime about adults at a publishing company making a dictionary and i feel like im either going insane or witnessing an actual miracle

that sounds real fuckin bad.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:12

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

All anime sucks OP

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Mercrom posted:

i started watching an honest to god well made anime about adults at a publishing company making a dictionary and i feel like im either going insane or witnessing an actual miracle

They should make anime nature shows too. But not of fantastical animals, just regular animated animals with really boring narration.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:16

OWLS!: Sep 17, 2009; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Anime is cartoons.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:18

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Solice Kirsk posted:

They should make anime nature shows too. But not of fantastical animals, just regular animated animals with really boring narration.

That'd be great for the budget because I've seen the source material and the animals NEVER loving MOVE.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:29

Womyn Capote: Jul 5, 2004

This is a honeypot thread right?

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JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

They should remake old 90s sitcoms as anime. I could go for some anime versions of Herman's Head and that show where Sam Kinison was the angel on some guy's shoulder trying to get him through life.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 15:38

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