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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

sorla78 posted:

So what's the job market doing....

Squadron 42 and Star Citizen 3.0 in 2017 - -certainly seems possible.



Animation
Seniors
- 2 Senior Animators needed in Frankfurt and Manchester

Art
Leads
- 1 Lead Environment Artist needed in Manchester
- 1 Lead Character Artist needed in Manchester
- 1 Lead Vehicle Artist needed in Manchester

Seniors
- 2 Senior Environment Artists needed in Frankfurt and Manchester
- 1 Senior Props Artist needed in Manchester

Basic
- 2 VFX Artists needed in Frankfurt and Manchester
- 2 Environment Artists needed in Frankfurt and Manchester
- 1 Props Artist needed in Manchester
- 1 Technical Artist
- 1 Lighting Artist
- 1 Concept Artist
- 1 3D Vehicle Artist
- 1 Graphic Designer

Audio

Seniors:
- 1 Senior Sound Designer needed in Manchester

Design

Seniors:
- 2 Senior Level Designer needed in Manchester and Frankfurt
- 1 Senior Systems Designer needed in Frankfurt
- 1 Senior Cinematic Artist/Designer needed in Frankfurt

Basic:
- 1 Level Designer needed in Manchester

Engineering

Leads:
- 1 Lead Build Engineer / Manager needed in Frankfurt

Seniors:
- 1 Senior Tools Programmer needed in Frankfurt
- 1 Senior Engine Programmer needed in Frankfurt
- 1 Senior Game/Animation Programmer needed in Frankfurt
- 1 Senior Game/AI Programmer needed in Frankfurt
- 2 Senior Graphics Programmer needed in Frankfurt and Manchester
- 1 Senior Game Programmer needed in Frankfurt
- 1 Senior Gameplay Engineer needed in Los Angeles
- 1 Senior Server Engineer needed in Austin

Basics:
- 1 Build Engineer needed in Frankfurt
- 1 Gameplay Engineer needed in Los Angeles
- 1 Tools Engineer needed in Los Angeles
- 1 Dev Ops Engineer needed in Austin
- 1 UI Programmer needed in Manchester
- 1 Gameplay Programmer needed in Manchester
- 1 Animation Programmer needed in Manchester
- 1 Tools Programmer needed in Manchester
- 1 Network Programmer needed in Manchester

Marketing

Leads:
- 1 Lead Graphic Artist needed in LA

Basics:
- 1 Marketing Gameplay Capture Artist needed in LA
- 1 Graphic Designer needed in LA
- 1 Copywriter needed in LA
- 1 Cinematographer needed in Manchester

QA

Senior:
- 1 Senior QA Tester needed in Frankfurt

Basic:
- 2 Quality Assurance Tester needed in Frankfurt and Manchester

Support

Basic:
- 1 IT System Admin needed in LA
- 1 Receptionist needed in Manchester
- 1 Junior Finance Assistant needed in Manchester

UI

Basic:
- 1 UI Programmer needed in Manchester
- 1 Graphic Designer needed in Manchester

Sure are a lot of Lead and Senior openings for a project that has been going for 5 years.

Weird.

:krust:

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006


🎵 I'm blue
Yeah I'm a blue Shrek, guy
Step a foot in my swamp
And you're gonna die 🎵
Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Sure are a lot of Lead and Senior openings for a project that has been going for 5 years.

Weird.

:krust:

They need a Junior financial assistant though. Probably to plow through the refund queue.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails?

Not me - at any given moment his teeth will be in contact with more food remains so it just wouldn't add up

Also who the gently caress uses his cuspids for that kind of stuff? Lower incisors or gtfo :colbert:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
So wait





People AREN'T getting refunds???

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails?

Nah, Ben is a suction-feeder like the noble whale shark.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Mr.Tophat posted:

So wait





People AREN'T getting refunds???

:eyepop:

Tophat lives! Praise be!

free Tophat

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I pledge alliegance to the scam

One game under Crobbers

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Thanks for remembering me while I went into post remission, my non posting is all better now, I can now confirm that MoMa dies at the end of this sordid tale. Sorry chum, but you're gunna get refactored in a desert

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Does he at least go out honorably, surrounded by enemies but fighting until the last?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
You wanna know a secret my adorable pet?

Its

A

Scam


Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

My god, the Stimperor does have a heart of liquid gold after all.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

If you get a refund now you won't get lti on your ships when the game comes out and is amazing, you will have to slum it with the regular plebs. The only way to make sure that you get to B'tak with the rest of the elite commandos is to keep pledging. Star Citizen can never fail, but you can fail Star Citizen.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Beet Wagon posted:

Does he at least go out honorably, surrounded by enemies but fighting until the last?

The Final Pledge involves facing your inner demons and denying that anything is the matter while you dehydrate in the desert heat and fending off vultures with your CIG door pass. The lucky ones hallucinate a cockpit, which clips into a oasis. What a feature! An oasis! Not just an oasis, one that is literally a vision.

The unlucky ones hear every um and ah that Crobberts ever uttered to the rising crescendo of air horns.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Mr.Tophat posted:

You wanna know a secret my adorable pet?

Its

A

Scam




This is a good cat imo.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

So who's the final boss in Star Citizen

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Propagandist posted:

So who's the final boss in Star Citizen

Trams Kered

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Propagandist posted:

So who's the final boss in Star Citizen

Chargebacks

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

DapperDon posted:

Yuuup.

I am only a refined adult when I have to be. Other than that, I work real hard so that one weekend a month I get a cheat food day and let me loving tell you do I loving cheat with poo poo just like this.

Imma let you finish, but first, I want to tell people in the UK what this loving country does with a bacon sandwich.

First, they'll cut the bacon real thick. Promising, eh? Then they loving cover it in brown sugar. If that's not spitting on the grave of the poor damned pig, they'll then put that fucker on top of a puck of egg-based breakfast product, then put that on a loving croissant.

A loving croissant.

Nuclear death can't come quick enough.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Mr.Tophat posted:

So wait





People AREN'T getting refunds???

:eyepop:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Hav posted:

Imma let you finish, but first, I want to tell people in the UK what this loving country does with a bacon sandwich

Sick filth but I appreciate your journalistic drive to deliver food related truths, I hope you find some brown sauce to assuage you in your future bacon endeavours

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Hav posted:



A loving croissant.

Nuclear death can't come quick enough.

This is the kind of thing that makes me want to kick a puppy.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
sorry Tophat, your shitposts kinda ring hollow to me...

I miss Eonwe. :(

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

You know, I'm not 100% sure this isn't faked to begin with. Look at the size of Chris' head. It's never that peanut-like. Look at the glass of water he's got, it's bigger than he is.

Is Erin's head really the same size as a lightswitch cover? :crossarms:

Look at the lighting on Chris' face. I'm not going to get much closer but it also looks like he's got a silhouette of jpeg artifacting.

Chris is not in that room.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

CrazyLoon posted:

sorry Tophat, your shitposts kinda ring hollow to me...

I miss Eonwe. :(

And that other dude, who made the most majestic posts ever.
Forgot his name tho.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

I'll never not laugh at the Parpman quartet, or my old av's dead sexdoll face, or my Pinhead Crobbler in a silly hat.

Your shops really are the loving best lmao

Parpershop quartet :colbert:

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.
Will there be Sex Robots in Star Citizen? Asking for a friend.

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Beet Wagon posted:

Nah, Ben is a suction-feeder like the noble whale shark.


Nice

(also check your PMs)

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

I preferred your old avatar, mr tophat.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

nawledgelambo posted:

There is always something with these people. Jesus. Do they do ANY sort of damage mitigation? Or is it just kind of a 'walk into work, what can I gently caress up and embarrass the company with today?'

Why can't people walk into Monsanto with that attitude :mad:

Dedication is a double edged blade.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Chalks posted:

I preferred your old avatar, mr tophat.

:same:

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

And that other dude, who made the most majestic posts ever.
Forgot his name tho.

Gorf?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

cool new Polack jokes posted:

You know, I'm not 100% sure this isn't faked to begin with. Look at the size of Chris' head. It's never that peanut-like. Look at the glass of water he's got, it's bigger than he is.

Is Erin's head really the same size as a lightswitch cover? :crossarms:

Look at the lighting on Chris' face. I'm not going to get much closer but it also looks like he's got a silhouette of jpeg artifacting.

Chris is not in that room.

I don't know what's real anymore.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

cool new Polack jokes posted:

You know, I'm not 100% sure this isn't faked to begin with. Look at the size of Chris' head. It's never that peanut-like. Look at the glass of water he's got, it's bigger than he is.

Is Erin's head really the same size as a lightswitch cover? :crossarms:

Look at the lighting on Chris' face. I'm not going to get much closer but it also looks like he's got a silhouette of jpeg artifacting.

Chris is not in that room.

Now that I look at it, you might be onto something.

Erins head is slightly larger than a doorhandle in the pic, and look at Chris' neck compared to his head. :eyepop:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
If you hold your thumb up to the pic the scale is way off, no way that's Chris's real head

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

yeah, he made some quality posts.

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

peter gabriel posted:

If you hold your thumb up to the pic the scale is way off, no way that's Chris's real head

It's a CIG inception. A CIGception if you will.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Chalks posted:

I preferred your old avatar, mr tophat.

I changed it to reduce the agony from my multi posts.

Didn't help the agony for most

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Hav posted:

Imma let you finish, but first, I want to tell people in the UK what this loving country does with a bacon sandwich.

First, they'll cut the bacon real thick. Promising, eh? Then they loving cover it in brown sugar. If that's not spitting on the grave of the poor damned pig, they'll then put that fucker on top of a puck of egg-based breakfast product, then put that on a loving croissant.

A loving croissant.

Nuclear death can't come quick enough.

Lmao at the idea of England trying to shame anyone's food get the h*ck outta here with that nonsense smh

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
The bacon sandwich is a rousing thing when done correctly, it's practically a smelling salt for builders

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