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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sillybones posted:

I ate what ever that dark stuff was at the bottom of my oven last night and had the exact same vision. DOUBLE CONFIRMED

I watched some SC fan vids on YT back to back. During my seizure, I heard the same.

DEREK SMART LEVEL CONFIRMED!

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Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Sillybones posted:



Seems okay. Maybe the background was touched up?

I didn't know Marble Hornets had a new season.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

cool new Polack jokes posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTvS6nSSvQ&t=50s

"Like a Banu slave, I only have hope for the future"

:stare:

e: and once again nice hosed up eyebrows like wow how can you even say the word fidelity when the people in your "game*" look like THAT

It's a prerendered scene with no interactivity and that's as nice as they can make it look. It's a sweet thought, Chris Roberts seeing all these new, beautiful space games coming out- and in truly impotent frustration, not knowing why his can't look like that too.

You know, I think this is the first time I've ever watched one of these "Grand Tour" videos, and it's absolutely horrifying. It like someone took Tekken 2 era animations and mapped some hi-poly uncanny valley nightmare onto it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Remember, life's too short not to be going at FULL BURN



KICKING IT TO OVERDRIVE


FUUULLLL BUUURRRRNNNNNNNN



see you next time

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Those refund requests will start getting denied very SoonTM

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

"Dear CIG, can I have my $7,200 back? Thanks, -a backer in 2017"

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
boy that 3.0 better done hit soon, or I think these roberts boys are in for some trouble!

*slides across the hood of a limited edition porsche*

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Sillybones posted:



Seems okay. Maybe the background was touched up?

You're right, it's probably nothing. I should probably take a step back- this is literally "staring too long into the abyss".

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Man, that guy torpedoed his own argument before it even got going. By admitting that the pledge is a contract (and let's be real here purchases of a product are a form of contract in any legal system with the barest of consumer protections) he essentially admits there are terms related to it that if not met are actionable by one of the party to withdraw from it with reimbursement.

Toast's toothless TOS travesty can't stop anyone, only insolvency will prevent refunds being issued.


BeefThief posted:

Those refund requests will start getting denied very SoonTM

Well, by denied I assume you mean there won't be a customer assistance in existence to answer anyone's requests.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

MeLKoR posted:

The OA is the biggest piece of poo poo waste of time I went through in the last couple of decades and I still watch The Walking Dead. It ends it a bunch of idiots performing a ridiculous interpretive dance for a school shooter.

It means Original Angel by the way, and no, it's not tongue in cheek.

I want my 8 hours back.

There, you already got more value out of this thread than the whales will ever get from CIG and you didn't even have to pay me a dime.

You mean you didn't turn it off in the first 10 minutes after that sex scene that looked like someone rubbing two dolls together and the ridiculous "looking out of the window forlornly with my pert bottom on show for all to see" scene?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


gotta buy all that fancy furniture to make a game its just the cost of development

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


guarlaugh.gif

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
What was that picture of that ship's cockpit that the "fidelity" button or whatever removed?

Part of that seemed oddly familiar and looked like they had been archered off these.

radd
Jun 16, 2001

Super Spacefortress

Kosumo posted:

E: I have catte (very bad catte, bites to much to often) pictures but am unsure how to post them, if someone could explain in a non CIG tutorial type way, I shall pay my tax.

Here is how:

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Kosumo posted:

E: I have catte (very bad catte, bites to much to often) pictures but am unsure how to post them, if someone could explain in a non CIG tutorial type way, I shall pay my tax.

In one sentence: Go to imgur.com > New Post > Drag and Drop your picture > right click the image > choose Copy Image Address > paste image address in SA post.

Oh and you must be waving your hands the entire time.

(Image address has to end with .jpg for the picture to show inline.)

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard



Cymelion's hangar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltJxs0GCsM4

"After hearing Enya's incredible song Long Long Journey I made this with World of Warcraft and using Fraps. The song itself I feel seems to fit easily in the WOW setting I have applied it to and no I would not expect it to be as fitting if I had used an Orc Warlock. If you are not a big fan of Enya I do invite you to tolerate it at least to appreciate the effort."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZpUHBPjsfM





Mirificus fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jan 12, 2017

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


Hahaha this is all lies. Why would you be so zealous about a lovely game that you're willing to take time out of your day to lie to strangers about it? What happens when the strangers find out it's lies? Another satisfied customer? How much is Cymelion in for? Help!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012






Posted back in 2013 lol

Idiots have given this thumb shaped man over $141 million united states dollareedoos to take another crack at finally maybe possibly creating his dream game. 3rd attempt jesus christ

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

BeefThief posted:

Hahaha this is all lies. Why would you be so zealous about a lovely game that you're willing to take time out of your day to lie to strangers about it? What happens when the strangers find out it's lies? Another satisfied customer? How much is Cymelion in for? Help!

When life gives you pixels--make lemonade.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

zcrow posted:

And then it crashes to desktop.

Thank you for playing Wing CommanderStar Citizen!

WLMortis
Sep 28, 2001
Nebulosis Defunctus
Slippery Tilde

Thoatse posted:

guarlaugh.gif



?

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

The Titanic posted:

The 2018 mocap team is already being hand picked by Ortwins porn company. Questions changed from "Do you like being tickled?" To "Do you mind if we masturbate over your digital likeness while a cock screwed to a mop handle recklessly abuses you?"

Wrecklessly optimistic is how Annabelle Boo Huxley likes it

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

mooooore fidelity?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

"Blah blah if he got X amount of crowdfunding, Y investment company would give him mega bucks blah blah"

"blah blah no investors means no time limits blah blah"

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo



sooo. zanorith one of you nerds?

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:



sooo. zanorith one of you nerds?

Not directly but when he's asleep I slip a headset on him that's attached to a tape player playing a cassette encouraging him to get into dumb internet fights over Star Citizen.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Xak80 needs to buy an SA account and join the :pgabz:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Sappo569 posted:






Posted back in 2013 lol

Idiots have given this thumb shaped man over $141 million united states dollareedoos to take another crack at finally maybe possibly creating his dream game. 3rd attempt jesus christ

You gots to believe in yourself. Positize the negative! When life throws pies in your face, you make yourself a tall cool glass of piemonade

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

The Titanic posted:

You're free! Welcome back, friend. :shobon:

Captain Ahab had been submerged under the water with his nemesis for what seemed like an eternity. The crew looked on, wondering if the ivory leg could sustain him under the waves. After long moments, the whale rose up from the murky waters, bleeding as it rolled in agony to shake the still alive and still stabbing Ahab.

"FROM HELL'S HEART I REFUND THEE"

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Kobbo_Fett posted:

What is thy bidding, my master?

In the begining, there was a dream. In the middle, there was a studio. In the end? As the great lyricists Linkin Park stated, 'it doesn't even matter'

So with this in mind, enjoy the ride and pledge your mind, body, chair, soul and posts to the void that is the dream of Star Citizen. It's like Zanakand, but instead of Aeons we have whales, and instead of a sphere system, we have backer goals.

'lets all go to the ELE guys!'

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

You gots to believe in yourself. Positize the negative! When life throws pies in your face, you make yourself a tall cool glass of piemonade

But is the piemonade 64bit conversion and 2.2 x10^8km^2 wide?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Oh wait in FFX there is literally a massive whale fuggg it's perfect

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

You gots to believe in yourself. Positize the negative! When life throws pies in your face, you make yourself a tall cool glass of piemonade

You know when you have 140 millions of stupid nerds money and a leased sportscar even failure can feel like success.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Mr.Tophat posted:

Oh wait in FFX there is literally a massive whale fuggg it's perfect
at the end it turns out even you are dreams

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Sillybones posted:



Seems okay. Maybe the background was touched up?

So is this an edit with a joke I don't get, or some photo thing? I saved almost all (39) edits of the photo, so I was just asking.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
If someone is loving with Cymelion please stop, you're freaking him out. I've been talking to the dude for over a year, he's deep in denial, determined to go down with the ship no matter what happens and he gets on my nerves on occasion but he's not actively malicious. Now he's saying that someone is sending him messages on Youtube that he's interpreting as threats and that someone made an account with a similar name and is posting racist stuff on reddit to make him look bad.

Dude is flipping out thinking SA is trawling his online presence and organizing some sort of mass attack on him. If any of you is touching the poop, please stop.


e: Cymelion is not a paid shill, of that I'm positively sure. The level of commitment he poured into this game makes me suspect he has some serious issues going on his life and at the very least he should get therapy, but he's a victim not a villain. Stop poking my pet whale. :argh:

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Jan 12, 2017

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Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
God drat I've missed Tophat. Thread good again.



Probably hosed something up by posting tax on mobile.

Exinos fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jan 12, 2017

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