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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Subjunctive posted:

What animal do you think the rib meat is from? Chickens don't have much.

jim beam doesn't give a poo poo :getin:




it's possum. possum ribs

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Subjunctive posted:

What animal do you think the rib meat is from? Chickens don't have much.

Arguably, chicken breast is rib meat.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Have hipster donuts gone too far?


Subjunctive posted:

What animal do you think the rib meat is from? Chickens don't have much.
It's a slurry of all the chicken rib meat they couldn't use elsewhere. :pseudo:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Usually when they say chicken rib meat they mean the tenderloin bit, with the white piece of uh. Tough collagen or something running down the middle?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

Usually when they say chicken rib meat they mean the tenderloin bit, with the white piece of uh. Tough collagen or something running down the middle?

This is true, yes.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Haifisch posted:

Have hipster donuts gone too far?


It's a slurry of all the chicken rib meat they couldn't use elsewhere. :pseudo:

If it used one of those "Cronuts" instead of a standard or cake donut then I could see this possibly working

Would still be weird as hell though

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Haifisch posted:

Have hipster donuts gone too far?


That is clearly an edible plate with a hole in it. Some sort of...plonut?

Edit: gently caress it, that shall be the canonical word for donuts and quasi-donuts used as a plating device. There ARE donut rules damnit!

RandomPauI has a new favorite as of 09:13 on Jan 11, 2017

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

http://i.imgur.com/V2N9ygs.gifv

churros!

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Looks like poo poo, why is it wet, man i need my bingo card

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




More like churr-no!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Aramek posted:

Roasted sprouts and mushrooms are good.

Roasted sprouts and mushrooms are for faggots.

put some mushrooms in the gravy, it'd be pretty good :v:

root beer has a new favorite as of 09:49 on Mar 9, 2017

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

blunt for century posted:

If I were drunk as gently caress, I would buy the poo poo out of these.

I would buy the poo poo out of these sober.

Once.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Aesop Poprock posted:

It doesn't look bad but I can't imagine that poo poo working at all

You know that feeling the first time you saw a Geiger painting and you were like "cool biomechanical stuff dude" and then you looked closer and with every second that passed your eyes widened as you noticed previously undiscovered details?

It was that, but with food.

Every bite was another hidden dong revealed.


To hell with sending a poet, they should've sent a loving assassin

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

That is poop. That is poop that somebody peed on.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mymla posted:

That is poop. That is poop that somebody peed on.

That's ain't pee, bro.
:shmorky:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




phmilly chemstek

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Haifisch posted:

Have hipster donuts gone too far?


It's a slurry of all the chicken rib meat they couldn't use elsewhere. :pseudo:

Is any sort of savory donut actually good? I've tried a donut sausage egg sandwich, a donut pork bbq sandwich and a bearclaw peanut butter and bacon burger and every single one of them was disgusting. I think I kept trying cause everyone was raving about them. They were all from places that were known for that poo poo too

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is any sort of savory donut actually good?
Not if you have taste buds.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I tried some grilled cheese donuts when in Cincinnati and they were ok

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Just use a drat bagel.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I like savouries 10x more than I like sweets, so I'd totally try a savory doughnut.

Maybe that's why my fave are those maple "long johns" with the salted peanuts on the top.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Donuts with maple frosting and crumbled bacon on top are loving delicious.

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Aesop Poprock posted:

Is any sort of savory donut actually good? I've tried a donut sausage egg sandwich, a donut pork bbq sandwich and a bearclaw peanut butter and bacon burger and every single one of them was disgusting. I think I kept trying cause everyone was raving about them. They were all from places that were known for that poo poo too

The overt sweetness of a glazed donut is enough to mask the complete lack of body in cheap lovely cardboard meat in any 'Luther burger' to make it taste good.

But you still know you're eating trash, and it's still a sweet donut.

Which is fine, because trash food can still be tasty.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Introducing Taco Bells latest hellspawn: The Naked Chicken Chalupa.



It's a fried chicken disk.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That chicken is not naked.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It's naked underneath its breading. :pervert:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Introducing Taco Bells latest hellspawn: The Naked Chicken Chalupa.



It's a fried chicken disk.

Aggressively would

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Introducing Taco Bells latest hellspawn: The Naked Chicken Chalupa.



It's a fried chicken disk.

Would. Probably more than once.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Introducing Taco Bells latest hellspawn: The Naked Chicken Chalupa.



It's a fried chicken disk.

Where's the beef? Or can you get it with grilled chicken inside instead of just whatever white goo that is?

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Introducing Taco Bells latest hellspawn: The Naked Chicken Chalupa.



It's a fried chicken disk.

Not only will I, but I must.



This, however, I shall not.

E: that's some sort of fruit dessert bullshit absolutely would not. gently caress that. I'm mad now. That's a regular pie not a pizza pie.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

gently caress no, it's probably soaked in urine too

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Roasted sprouts and mushrooms are for faggots.

Nah ideally it should be mushy peas and gravy for them.


Just an unflattering photo:


A human being dumpling that really looks a bit undercooked.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


This makes me genuinely angry. There is zero reason to put that much gold on food. Zero. Gold is not going to enhance the taste. I can sort of get on board with small-tiny-flecks-of-gold as a decorative element but I think edible glitter is probably going to do the same job just as well and not be horrifically stupid and expensive. But this? No, this is just a whole lot of metal on top of perfectly good food so that you can say you're so rich you can afford to eat and poo poo out gold. Motherfucker. This isn't food and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

The pizza contains 24K gold edible flakes, white stilton cheese, Ossetra caviar from the Caspian Sea, and truffles and fois gras

And salty as hell?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


well I guess if you can't polish a turd, at least you can poo poo glitter

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Synthbuttrange posted:

gently caress no, it's probably soaked in urine too

Gold and urine? Somebody call the president elect!

Thank you! Thank you! Here all week!
:downsrim:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NewFatMike posted:

Not only will I, but I must.



This, however, I shall not.

E: that's some sort of fruit dessert bullshit absolutely would not. gently caress that. I'm mad now. That's a regular pie not a pizza pie.

You wish it was fruit dessert bullshit, it looks like caviar and orchid pedals.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

NewFatMike posted:

Not only will I, but I must.



This, however, I shall not.

E: that's some sort of fruit dessert bullshit absolutely would not. gently caress that. I'm mad now. That's a regular pie not a pizza pie.

There's like 10$ worth of gold on that pizza so it's obviously targeting idiots

https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Gold-25-3-3-square-sheets/dp/B0006GSQYK

e: doesn't even look like caviar but lumpfish roe

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Lumpfish roe" is like a tailor-made name for being a cheap replacement for something posh.

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Caviar (in some countries) has to be very specific:
Has to be from a certain species of sturgeon from the caspian sea, and has to be preserved in a specific way.

Like you cant call a sparkling wine champagne if it wasnt made in champagne.

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