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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

darkarchon posted:

So I started my CICO method of a 500kcal deficit every day.

Current stats are:
77.7kg total weight
30.69kg muscle (39.5%)
16.55kg fat (21.3%)
6.22kg visceral fat (8%)

Goal is:
71kg total weight
30.69kg muscle (43.2%)
9.85kg fat (13.8%)
6.22kg visceral fat (8.7%)

:colbert:

Wish me luck mah bois. Wonder if I hit that goal before 3.0 is released.

Long live the heavy thing lifters!

Best of luck.

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intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

More ships capitan

[Sandi's FB] "Updating the Aurora!"


And chris has his stock face again.

why the gently caress are they redoing the aurora again. ffs this what the 3rd or 4th revision. How about doing the loving ships that arent in game yet. loving clowns.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Spermanent Record posted:

Don't do Atkins. Eat many a veg. Put them in your tum.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

More ships capitan

[Sandi's FB] "Updating the Aurora!"


And chris has his stock face again.

death march is coming along nicely

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

MeLKoR posted:

He isn't.
What's the reddit account then?

How is someone pretending to be racist Cymelion on reddit without using Cyrnelion or Cymeli0n or Cymelion_ etc?

Jerry Nitz
Mar 3, 2013
Longtime lurker here. I just wanted to take a moment to thank you one and all (bar MoMa, Fuckasaurus, Lazrin, FAU, Dick Shart and Marching Powder) for all the laughs. I was lost for a long time due to buttcoin not collapsing in a cataclysmic fashion. The last thread drat well saved my soul.

Here's to 6665 more!

Also gently caress cig

Thirsty Dog
May 31, 2007

Sorry to hear someone is being nasty to cymelion but the "he's ok really" narrative does require ignoring all those times he's been an utter oval office on Reddit.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
AtV is up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6tWxM_d0o

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

intardnation posted:

why the gently caress are they redoing the aurora again. ffs this what the 3rd or 4th revision. How about doing the loving ships that arent in game yet. loving clowns.

Because Chris says so.
Notice the 3 view screens. Which one is Chris happy with? TRICK QUESTION! NONE! Chris is never happy

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jan 12, 2017

Jerry Nitz
Mar 3, 2013
Longtime lurker here. I just wanted to take a moment to thank you one and all (bar MoMa, Fuckasaurus, Lazrin, FAU, Dick Shart and Marching Powder, and the creep who shamed the poor person molested on that stream and then tried the puppetmaster defense) for all the laughs. I was lost for a long time due to buttcoin not collapsing in a cataclysmic event. The last thread drat well saved my soul.

Here's to 6665 more!

Also gently caress cig so bad

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

HycoCam posted:

In one sentence: Go to imgur.com > New Post > Drag and Drop your picture > right click the image > choose Copy Image Address > paste image address in SA post.

Oh and you must be waving your hands the entire time.

(Image address has to end with .jpg for the picture to show inline.)



Thanks HypoCam, have this tax for helping.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

The lamps, oh the loving lamps
:negative:

also, no new footage so far lol.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6tWxM_d0o&t=136s

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Madcosby posted:

Well, goons do have a history of harrassing online and trying to embarrass people affiliated with the program. See Ben, Sandi, WTFSaurus,etc

Just want to point out that everyone listed continues to do fine embarassing themselves without anyone's help.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Now, how do I make it so it's not to big to start with but if you click on it, it enlarges?

Here is a picture of him, Hickory, offering his belly for pats but it's a trap, he really wants to claw and bite you.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.


As an expert in GleepGlop linguistics, I can confirm that text reads "Get a Refund"

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:



So what do you see? cool hu? nice! well yes.

But if this image is showing real time moons and planets moving around suns. Then it actually means allot more.

CIG will KNOW the exact time and date over all time zones as to when and where each solar eclipse like this is to take place.

So in posters and videos screens there will be announcements not to forget on such a date the great Eclipse of whatever!!

This would and should mean that creates tourism, so a ton of AI, as well as human players will need to services of tour ship operators to ferry them to these events, this in turn means rich pickings for pirates which in term means more need for security escorts.

This also would create an event for those of us with ships like the Reliant News van. Gotta record those moments in history.

So what is a very nice screen shot, is actually a whole load of stuff to do.

:negative:

What looks like nothing... is really everything :psyduck:

I love how these pre-rendered, not available to the public cutscenes are extrapolated upon. Like if there's sandworms... that means there's persistent, dynamic underground sandworm tunnels for me and my pirate friends to set up shop in, hehe... :madmax:

Beet Wagon posted:

I get a thousand dollar refund because CIG directly lied to me and treated me like poo poo, and all the backers howl that I'm murdering their dreams and should get a variety of horrible diseases.

This dude gets a thousand dollar refund because of some vague reason about not liking the game's direction, and all his little buddies have absolutely zero problem with it except for that he put it somewhere Derek could tweet about it.

There really is no justice.

You took a thousand dollars out of Chris Roberts' pocket, and took food out of his childrens' mouths (and by me having to reference their existence to shame you, you have doxxed them. :mad:). Nice work.

MilesK posted:

Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about MegaMap :ohdear:

Already in the game, citizen!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Kosumo posted:

Now, how do I make it so it's not to big to start with but if you click on it, it enlarges?

Here is a picture of him, Hickory, offering his belly for pats but it's a trap, he really wants to claw and bite you.



:3:

[timg][/timg] instead of [img][/img]

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

More ships capitan

[Sandi's FB] "Updating the Aurora!"


And chris has his stock face again.
Is that his teeth showing from behind?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I'm the guy who has to keep his marriage a secret and will fire you for bringing it up, please don't doxx me.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

You know its alien when a simple 'hello' takes 50 seconds to write out.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

SelenicMartian posted:

Is that his teeth showing from behind?

Thats the inner pair, about to come out and strike the peon for not knowing what to do instantly.

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

The annoying part is the little parts talking about how language and writing evolved in the real world is somewhat interesting.

But what loving backer would have noticed ANY of this if someone didn't meticulously point it out like they did it here?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The linguist in me is almost tempted to watch this atv instead of scanning it for gifs. Maybe later.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Colostomy Bag posted:

God dang flthy trashtards.


We almost have enough Shitizesisms for a proper Yosemite Sam rant...



Ya no good, yella bellied dirty leavin rangle snakin goon blabbin content locust dag nabbed value demandin smartie refundin filthy perdy dootin tangin trashtard!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

There will be mocap gifs. :stonk:

I have the sound off, but I think they're capping their shortest actor as a vanduul.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Mirificus posted:

Please don't do this.


lol this is loving pathetic

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5nlm86/star_citizen_special_edition_around_the_verse/?st=ixuu9pp5&sh=36b7bd54

And the crowd goes wild.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
"We've spent years developing this language, its so alien and intricate. It's going to be amazing to hear, and you can learn it too!"

*Escape, Options, Toggle Show Subtitles*

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
lol

get a loving refund lol

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Colostomy Bag posted:



Any one want to shoot hoops on my Starfarer?

Does the ball clip through the backboard?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Basically, instead of Star Citizen watch Kin-dza-dza! with subtitles and enjoy the many meanings of "Koo!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47CNxwlt9U

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

More ships capitan

[Sandi's FB] "Updating the Aurora!"


And chris has his stock face again.

Don't suppose there's any explanation as to *why* they're updating the Aurora? Every gameplay system is incomplete or missing, but let's keep tightening up the graphics on level 3.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



These kinds of episodes really drive home how much work and content has been created that we just can't see yet, it's what keeps my faith in the project. Creating and learning multiple entire new languages is not small stuff.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

:pgabz::lesnick::sandance::sandance::lesnick::pgabz:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

I suppose they should be pretty proud that they have more subscribers than CIG has backers who play more than a few hours of 2.6.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

alf_pogs posted:

These kinds of episodes really drive home how much work and content has been created that we just can't see yet, it's what keeps my faith in the project. Creating and learning multiple entire new languages is not small stuff.

I'm glad they finally got round to paying a linguist to make up a language for them, now they can point to that as if it's progress even though literally none of their staff will have had any hand in its creation.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



this feels like it's out of the limp bizkit "rollin" videoclip starring ben stiller

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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
I mean, it was a stretch goal and one we harp on, but it is (and always was) just so loving pointless. And you just know the only drat reason they're doing this NOW is they know they have no loving game and they want to distract their grumbling backers by ticking something off that gigantic list, and this is one of the easier ones because you can just chuck money at an external contractor who actually knows what they're doing and it can't break what little game there is because it's so completely loving extraneous and you really CAN just plug it in.

Though I wouldn't put it past CIG to create some kind of game breaking bug when they attempt to put one of these languages into the PU.

TAXXE

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