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SMG is bad
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 15:28 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:SMG is bad Counterpoint: he's not
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 15:40 |
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Sometimes he's good like when we agree on a movie and sometimes he's bad like when we don't agree on a movie.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 15:44 |
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quote:SMG is a treasure. Sure it is one of those Indiana Jones "melt your face off" treasures, but, drat it, he is a treasure.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 18:09 |
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Control Volume posted:We have two diametrically opposed sides in the pedophile wars now: the people who think pedophiles are just swell, and the people who hate them so they send them child porn (??????) Ride The Gravitron posted:It's like when your dad catches you smoking so he makes you smoke the whole pack
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 19:51 |
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I'm looking for a post that was most likely from the forums about a couple getting a horse that replaces the husband and makes him live in the stable. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 02:28 |
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Grandito posted:I'm looking for a post that was most likely from the forums about a couple getting a horse that replaces the husband and makes him live in the stable. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Unknown posted:That horse mocks you. Do you hear the neighing? More like naying! That horse says no to you. The horse is the man of the house. You are the horse. Clop clop! Trot about to your dingy office, little horsey. Your wife kisses her husband-horse when you can't see. And then again when you can. She buys it shoes, finer than any you'll own. Its metal feet crush your soul. "This horse is now man!" it exclaims. "I am defeated!" you cry. The horse has beat you. Soon you'll be in the stall, eating dry, bland grasses, while the majestic Horseband ferries your wife about town. "Oh!" the city folk shall say as they drop to their knees as their muscles fail them at the sight of such a couple. "The horse is such a man!" they weep as they tear out their eyes, knowing they'll never see such beauty again. Your wife and the HorseGod shall laugh and eat gold together. Ha ha! And your tears shall be blood as you shrivel and turn to dust, forgotten in that stall outside the city where the HORSE is now Emperor Of All and Lover Of One. The citizens will genuflect before the great beast, paying whatever tithe the Hoofed One demands, be it of coin or flesh. The people will rejoice to do so, as their Great and Benevolent Equine shall make their crops plenty, and their lives ever long. The rotten stall shall collapse on your worm-eaten bones, and none shall remember a whit about you. Except the UrHorse, the original horse, who shall shed no tear, but blink in bitter recollection of that brief time he had to endure you.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 03:03 |
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Thanks!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 03:07 |
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Freaking Crumbum posted:what if i name my heavy warhorse Zero Hitpoints and use a trip attack to knock an enemy down so that it is below Zero Hitpoints? Brofessor Slayton posted:At that point you might as well get a flying mount named Zero Hitpoints. Begin every fight with a vertical take-off. PMush Perfect posted:Now I'm just imagining a horse race where the horses have names almost as ridiculous as the real names. Mors Rattus posted:And yet they are all eclipsed by I Am The Moon (He Is The Moon).
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:39 |
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Massive Bereavement and Trust Me I'm A Stomach.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:46 |
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Mods please change my name to Peasant Railgun tia
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 16:59 |
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Breetai posted:I have never been prouder to be baffled by an analogy. Ditto.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 17:38 |
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My first thought was that:
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 18:53 |
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Avshalom posted:trash sorry avshalom but your quotes aren't funny, maybe try posting some from other posters
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 22:22 |
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Trig Discipline posted:trump release the squirt certificate
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:48 |
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Booourns posted:sorry avshalom but your quotes aren't funny, maybe try posting some from other posters Avshalom posted:Okay, let's get this thread back on-topic. Now we're talking about likeable vs. interesting characters, I just thought I'd run a few character designs for my comic relaunch past the thread. My designs in the past have been pretty flat and sameish, they didn't express the characters' background, culture or personality very well. I've been dabbling in a style that mixes photomanipulation with digital painting, so it's got that nice foundation of realism but with a veneer of artistry over the top. It's good because I've always had a tendency to get caught up in re-drawing and worrying about little details. This way I can get a comic out as soon as I've collected the photos. Anyway, here are the characters (all the photos are my own):
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:50 |
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Goddamn that's never not going to be funny
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:53 |
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Booourns posted:sorry avshalom but your quotes aren't funny, maybe try posting some from other posters Yeah, like that otter guy was funny, maybe you could find some of his to post?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:59 |
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drat that Percyette is choice
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 00:01 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Yeah, like that otter guy was funny, maybe you could find some of his to post? That was also Avs, although I may just be missing the joke here
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 00:30 |
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team choo choo
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 00:49 |
VanSandman posted:missing the joke here
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 00:49 |
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Hogge Wild posted:team choo choo
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 00:59 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hope she gets brave enough to show off her entire vagina, and all the parts of the vagina. I want to see if she has a normal type of vagina, or an alien type of vagina, and what the parts look like. Not to judge it. Just to encourage and celebrate her uniqueness.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 01:10 |
FactsAreUseless posted:I hope she gets brave enough to show off her entire vagina, and all the parts of the vagina. I want to see if she has a normal type of vagina, or an alien type of vagina, and what the parts look like. p sure she is a trainnie so it will look alien no matter what
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 01:50 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hope she gets brave enough to show off her entire vagina, and all the parts of the vagina. I want to see if she has a normal type of vagina, or an alien type of vagina, and what the parts look like. This post made me think about those alien-vulva Fleshlight designs, and that made me think about how readily you could make a Fleshlight casing in the shape of a Thomas the Tank Engine character, and now I'm not thinking anymore lest my brain continue this train of thought.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 01:59 |
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Machai posted:p sure she is a trainnie so it will look alien no matter what the politically correct term is "tramsgender"
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 01:59 |
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Antivehicular posted:This post made me think about those alien-vulva Fleshlight designs, and that made me think about how readily you could make a Fleshlight casing in the shape of a Thomas the Tank Engine character, and now I'm not thinking anymore lest my brain continue this train of thought. I couldn't get my brain off that track and took it to the end of the line. Steamy.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 02:50 |
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Cindy Shitbird posted:the politically correct term is "tramsgender"
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 03:30 |
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...trash
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 03:44 |
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Antivehicular posted:This post made me think about those alien-vulva Fleshlight designs, and that made me think about how readily you could make a Fleshlight casing in the shape of a Thomas the Tank Engine character I believe it's called a fire box.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:32 |
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This is the best derail ever
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:50 |
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Cindy Shitbird posted:the politically correct term is "tramsgender"
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:12 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Actually she's hilarious, so here is a funny avshalom quote she posted in response to someone posting their weird naked 3-D render of a Disney cartoon in a thread. she's the size of an average train mother
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:51 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:I believe it's called a fire box. *caboose
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 07:23 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Christ was a pretty sassy bitch, laying verbal smackdowns on the fools who called him out on the street, cursing trees and flipping loving tables and whipping bitches.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:55 |
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Extremely cool youth pastor sits in chair backwards, crosses arms.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:30 |
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https://twitter.com/EJGomez/status/568226261274722304
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:44 |
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this isn't the tweet thred. Bighc
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:59 |
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Idgi
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:10 |