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TrustmeImLegit posted:Would you prefer if they entered the presentation into a robotic speak n spell? Actually yeah, I would. It would sure cut down on Chris going "off-script" and accidentally promising something to the people paying to keep his Porsche topped up with premium unleaded.
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poo poo, they're on to us. Now Derek is going to find out our secret plans. Time to pack it up.
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I've said it once and I'll say it again, stop with the repetition fallacies goonies 
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redwalrus posted:That book is amazing, I even felt inspired to start my own... 
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his nibs posted:I've said it once and I'll say it again, stop with the repetition fallacies goonies I'd go to the thread and let them know the goon plan is working, but my delicate ego can't handle the down votes. Someone want to let them know the true goon plot? You know, buying jpeg accounts on the gray market at a discount and then refunding for the full price.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Would you prefer if they entered the presentation into a robotic speak n spell? It would make it a whole lot more personable and charismatic.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:So what kind of juicy sub updates do you think we'll get? A second NPC that sells space shorts
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Would you prefer if they entered the presentation into a robotic speak n spell? There's nothing to present 
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Yeah but I'm a really nice guy. A documented, very well armed nice guy. Not sure even Shitizens are that stupid. Posting from the dark recesses of the past.
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Dementropy posted:
Maybe slow it down some, and time it to the Drake song Hotline Bling. "You used to pledge it on my website...."
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peter gabriel posted:There's nothing to present I watched it it seemed they had quite a bit to present. No Sq42 was a bit of a letdown though I'll admit. But game dev happens.
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Tippis posted:It would make it a whole lot more personable and charismatic. Wow I got scorched here...../s (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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ripptide posted:Maybe slow it down some, and time it to the Drake song Hotline Bling. "You used to pledge it on my website...." I'm tempted to start a photoshop thread and post the GIF, but I have nothing to offer other than the image to let other goons run with their creativity. That's why I offered it up to the general audience.
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Colostomy Bag posted:I'm confused fellow Starballer. I thought 3.0/SQ42 was out before the end of the 2016. I think it was "by the end of the year" but he never specified which year. 
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TrustmeImLegit posted:But game dev happens. It would appear that in fact no, it does not
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Recoome posted:Space Station 13 For anyone who doesnt know Space station 13 is an incredible game. Here is a story from that game https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...th0vtBgz3eqFkJA It is worth listening to and is an accurate portrayal of what goons would do in SC if it ever comes out.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I watched it it seemed they had quite a bit to present. No Sq42 was a bit of a letdown though I'll admit. But game dev happens. Allow me: 
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peter gabriel posted:It would appear that in fact no, it does not That's not really fair. We all know the dev cycle is: Make something CR rejects it Remake something CR rejects it Remake something CR accepts it CR publically announces that it will do something it doesn't Remake something CR rejects it Trust me, there's a whole lot of dev going on there. In fact, to even accomplish the most basic things, far far more development is required than it would be for any other game due to Chris Roberts and his unique project management style. Star Citizen: 600% of the game dev, 20% of the results
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Colostomy Bag posted:CIG Heavy Industries. LOL Was this a nod to blame? I have to know.
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Jan 14, 2017 21:02
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The thread title sees more development then the game
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Ghostlight posted:I tried Rimworld but I kept getting depressed by lesbians. A very good joke.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Are you kidding? Seriously, do you believe the own bullshit coming out of your mouth? You were FORCED to deliver BC3000. I don't see, frankly, where you have any point to feel superior about that. EXACTLY the same as Crobbers.
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HycoCam posted:buying jpeg accounts on the gray market at a discount and then refunding for the full price. 
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gently caress off.
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Raskolnikov posted:Was this a nod to blame? I have to know. It was early on (first 2-4 pages) of "The Book" Galgorax made as signage on top of the building. edit: In this case, the heavy industry was counting cash. Colostomy Bag fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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The Titanic posted:I'm just working hard at distributing the proper antagonization orders to the goon legions. If only we weren't genius-level master plotters of evil and incompetently stupid simultaneously this would surely be easier. You forgot to mention brilliant puppet masters and drooling troll morons.
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Wrecked Angle posted:Yeah, it's so impressive that they're getting to the point where they can do this poo poo reliably now. Hopefully in the next few years we can begin to make big strides back into space exploration again. Weeeellll..... I would not call the first actually successful attempt reliable, but I am very happy to see them getting there.  neonbregna posted:The thread title sees more development then the game than
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Chalks posted:That's not really fair. We all know the dev cycle is: gently caress, I wish I saved the glorious gif some good and cool goon made with the Boston Dynamics robot working for crobber, unapproving work by hockey sticking completed tasks out of it's hands and off the shelf and poo poo... anyone? from this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Rc9CzVRuQ
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ripptide posted:A documented, very well armed nice guy. Not sure even Shitizens are that stupid. My dogs are really friendly too. Well the Rottweiler has brain damage or something from his seizure disorder so you're fine unless you're a car. The pit bull is ridiculously sweet though. Honestly I'm not that worried. At this stage it seems like the only folks who are left are the sad shut-ins who don't have much else to cling to (this is the part where they make the same assertion about us). Sunlight and socializing don't really strike me as something they would look for.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Yea seriously. He said he hoped to get it out before December and immediately said in the next sentence that people want to kill him for making optimistic estimates like that. He was speaking off the cuff entertaining thousands of people and some took it extremely literally. I for one am glad you got your hopes up for a 3.0 release in December, bought a new picture, and now are doubling down and using the tired "Well, chris actually meant.." Go buy more spaceships, your leader needs you in this dark hour
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ManofManyAliases posted:Are you kidding? Seriously, do you believe the own bullshit coming out of your mouth? You were FORCED to deliver BC3000. Chris Roberts King King Match Day Wizadore Stryker's Run Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny Times of Lore Bad Blood Wing Commander Wing Commander: The Secret Missions Wing Commander: The Secret Missions 2: Crusade Wing Commander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi Wing Commander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi: Special Operations 1 Wing Commander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi: Special Operations 2 Strike Commander Strike Commander: Tactical Operations Wing Commander: Privateer Wing Commander: Armada Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom Starlancer Conquest: Frontier Wars Freelancer Star Citizen Derek Smart Battlecruiser 3000AD Battlecruiser 3000AD (v 2.0) Battlecruiser Millennium Battlecruiser Millenium: Gold Edition Universal Combat Universal Combat Gold Universal Combat A World Apart Universal Combat SE Universal Combat CE Universal Combat CE 2.0 Galactic Command Echo Squad Galactic Command Echo Squad SE Angle of Attack All Aspect Warfare Line of Defense Tactics Line of Defense I guess it's a fair criticism about Derek, but can't the same be said of Chris?
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Question: how big is the Star Citizen "Mini PU" and how many people can go in it at one time? Is there one for each player?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I guess it's a fair criticism about Derek, but can't the same be said of Chris? One thing's for sure, Derek is really bad at naming video games.
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Chalks posted:One thing's for sure, Derek is really bad at naming video games. Again, the same is true of Chris. ... Chris and Derek are made for each other. They'll finally meet in person to settle this in mortal combat and end up loving.
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Sunswipe posted:Again, the same is true of Chris. If Derek and Chris ever touch they annihilate one another in a catastrophic explosion of hubris that destroys the space sim genre forever.
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