Burt Sexual posted:

Idgi

Burt Sexual posted:

Idgi

Heath posted:

The joke here is a little bit meta. Youth pastors act as social guideposts and role models for children, early teens and young adults from a Christian perspective. They're pretty common in the US. It's been a tactic in recent decades to try and adopt the attitudes of some of the wayward and sinful attractions of youth culture and affect a more laid back and casual approach to introducing the gospel and associated values to children who may otherwise be tempted by negative associations. The humor here is that youth pastors tend to be more straightlaced and proper, and this Twitter user has affected some exaggerated grammar and punctuation to subvert that image. He introduces himself as Chet (not his real name) to evoke the image of the young white male that typifies the youth pastor image -- the name also has connotations of the sort of casual informality that suggests he is approachable as both a spiritual mentor and a personal friend. I'm a huge prick

Karate Bastard posted:

Word filters on point as usual.

Heath posted:

The joke here is a little bit meta. Youth pastors act as social guideposts and role models for children, early teens and young adults from a Christian perspective. They're pretty common in the US. It's been a tactic in recent decades to try and adopt the attitudes of some of the wayward and sinful attractions of youth culture and affect a more laid back and casual approach to introducing the gospel and associated values to children who may otherwise be tempted by negative associations. The humor here is that youth pastors tend to be more straightlaced and proper, and this Twitter user has affected some exaggerated grammar and punctuation to subvert that image. He introduces himself as Chet (not his real name) to evoke the image of the young white male that typifies the youth pastor image -- the name also has connotations of the sort of casual informality that suggests he is approachable as both a spiritual mentor and a personal friend. I'm a huge prick

Heath posted:

The joke here is a little bit meta. Youth pastors act as social guideposts and role models for children, early teens and young adults from a Christian perspective. They're pretty common in the US. It's been a tactic in recent decades to try and adopt the attitudes of some of the wayward and sinful attractions of youth culture and affect a more laid back and casual approach to introducing the gospel and associated values to children who may otherwise be tempted by negative associations. The humor here is that youth pastors tend to be more straightlaced and proper, and this Twitter user has affected some exaggerated grammar and punctuation to subvert that image. He introduces himself as Chet (not his real name) to evoke the image of the young white male that typifies the youth pastor image -- the name also has connotations of the sort of casual informality that suggests he is approachable as both a spiritual mentor and a personal friend. I'm a huge prick

Doc Hawkins posted:

america is a christian country, gtfo

Burt Sexual posted:

Ty


Muslim need a Chet

sweeperbravo posted:

why "holla" when you can "allah"

Machai posted:

because I'm spanish you racist gently caress

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Not a word filter anymore.

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

so is "permabanned user niggerstomper58" a real poster who actually happened, or an ancient funnypost by someone in FYAD?

Dongattack posted:

wait wait wait

if you rail a man really hard during doggy style, can you accidentally slap your balls together really hard? if so, what is it called and does it end sexytime?

Nathilus posted:

Well I did say ama. Okay science time, remember those inertial balls that clack together, one hits the middle two and the force is imparted to the forth which swings, then it all happens in reverse? Human testicles work the same way.

Yes when you are balls deep in a dude's rear end in certain positions, your nuts will bounce against his nuts. But again without much resistance the force just makes em flop around, plus remember nuts are pretty soft in the first place. Its a little unwieldy but not painful.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Jedit posted:

Imagine four balls on the edge of a butt, you might say.

Jedit posted:

Imagine four balls on the edge of a butte, you might say.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How about both at the same time:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How about both at the same time:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How about both at the same time:

Powaqoatse posted:

Heath was making a joke you massive idiots.

MariusLecter posted:

Idgi

BJPaskoff posted:

Just imagine I posted all of those zoom-y eyed reaction type emoticons here because I don't know them all. This is fantastic.

Machai posted:

Merlot Brougham posted:

I have a couple of boxes full of letters written to my Great-Grandparents from their kin back in Moravia. Can anyone help me figure out what they're saying? Here's a quick sample. Willing to put in effort if anyone is fluent in Czech

FreudianSlippers posted:

My Slavic is a bit rusty but here's a quick and dirty translation

"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier."

Hogge Wild posted:

Yestermoment posted:

I knew from the first two lines.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I mean good on him for finding a lady who was into it but James Joyce was a dirty, dirty man.

Guy Mann posted:

How do you think he got that eyepatch?