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I have always assumed if I went to court I'd have to play dumb for the first few hours while they made the jury selection. "I listen to tapes of law classes in my spare time and am obsessed with true crime documentaries, but am a scientist, and a feminist" is probably going to get me chucked out pretty fast.
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Not getting picked for a jury is easy, just saying you've ever experienced anything even close to whatever the lawyers ask you about or could possibly have an opinion on it will get you out. The problem is then you have to go back down to the basement and wait for them to call you again. The real secret to jury duty is just to play dumb and get on the first jury they call you for and hope it's not a criminal case. It's at least more interesting than sitting in the basement waiting and they will probably let you go after.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 02:31 |
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I’ve sat through jury selection twice. On time I was kicked out late enough that my duty was considered served and I didn’t have to return to the waiting room. The other time, jury selection actually went to a second day. My luck had me show up on day two and get kicked out two minutes in. What I’m saying is: you’ll probably be dismissed. Bring a book.
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:I feel like the only person on earth who wants to do jury duty, but I've never been called. Same. I really really want to do it but I'm almost 30 and nothing. Do they think I suck? Cause I do
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Aesop Poprock posted:Same. I really really want to do it but I'm almost 30 and nothing. Do they think I suck? Cause I do My only other theory besides "court system secretly knows I suck" is that I moved around a lot until after grad school... But I've been a resident of my current state for about 7 years, with a state ID for most of that time, so that should be long enough...
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Pick posted:I have always assumed if I went to court I'd have to play dumb for the first few hours while they made the jury selection. "I listen to tapes of law classes in my spare time and am obsessed with true crime documentaries, but am a scientist, and a feminist" is probably going to get me chucked out pretty fast. Courts are pretty good at spotting people who are trying to get out of jury duty by being smartasses and generally frown upon it.
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:My only other theory besides "court system secretly knows I suck" is that I moved around a lot until after grad school... But I've been a resident of my current state for about 7 years, with a state ID for most of that time, so that should be long enough... Did you register to vote? Because my county uses the voter rolls to build it's potential juror list.
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Phanatic posted:Courts are pretty good at spotting people who are trying to get out of jury duty by being smartasses and generally frown upon it. Respect the judge, and don’t waste everyone’s time by arguing how you’re a special snowflake who can’t take the time to sit on a jury. If that were actually true, you should have explained it via mail/phone when you got the summons.
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By the way, FF episode "Sharper Image" is all about how forensic odontology has problems.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I missed a jury notification due to moving out of state the prior year, did all the paperwork updates and everything. The jury office tracked me down in my new state to inquire why I hadn't gone to the jury call. I had to send them a scan of my new license before they would believe that I was ineligible. You made the unfortunate mistake of confirming that you recieved notice, something they could never prove otherwise.
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I'm mid 30's and no one I know has ever been called. It sounds like some good boring fun.
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flosofl posted:Did you register to vote? Because my county uses the voter rolls to build it's potential juror list. Yup, been registered since I qualified for residency. I like to vote, too. Pick posted:By the way, FF episode "Sharper Image" is all about how forensic odontology has problems. I had to see if The Sharper Image still exists. Short story: sorta.
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:I had to see if The Sharper Image still exists. Short story: sorta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw Sad!
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purple death ray posted:Not getting picked for a jury is easy, just saying you've ever experienced anything even close to whatever the lawyers ask you about or could possibly have an opinion on it will get you out. I think this depends. I have a friend in South Carolina who was called for jury duty. The first case she was in the pool for was a child abuse case. She told them she had been a teacher for a few decades in a nearby district, and that if it came down to the girl's word against the accused, she was going to believe the girl. She was selected. Then during the trial evidence came to light that resulted in a mistrial and so the jury were taken to their holding room. The judge came in, explained there was going to be a mistrial, and told them the full details of what had happened and this guy's previous history of abusing this girl, thanked them for their time, and left.
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Yeah, it's definitely not the case that similar experiences will automatically get you off. Our judge asked very specific questions about what happened and why it would affect people when they tried to use that excuse. Maybe it's different with violent crimes though.
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Phanatic posted:Courts are pretty good at spotting people who are trying to get out of jury duty by being smartasses and generally frown upon it. I think they were implying that if they wanted to be -picked- for jury duty they'd have to play dumb.
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Jury duty sounds interesting to me, but around here it pays $25 a day and I'd have to use vacation time from work, too. I can't afford that.
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Ok, weird historical thing here. So I was reading up on Nazi collaborators on Wiki and one had a brief reference to a massacre by French soldiers in World War 2quote:Nevertheless, on 9 May 1940, immediately prior to Fall Gelb, Van Severen was one of a number of far right and far left activists arrested.[5] The arrested men were put under the care of the French Army and stationed near Abbeville. On 20 May, when the advancing German Army cut off the area, a group of French soldiers carried out a massacre and killed a number of members of Verdinaso, Rex and the Belgian Communist Party, among them Van Severen.[5] Twenty one suspects of varying political stripe were selected and executed without trial.[9] Now, that confused me because I consider myself vaguely well read and hadn't heard of anything like that so I did a google search and found more details posted on various, it reads like a darkly comic farce http://www.ww2f.com/topic/50389-abbeville-massacre-by-french-troops-1940/ quote:On 15 May the prisons of Bruges in Belgium were overflowing with "fifth columnists" and with the approach of the German Army the 79 suspects were despatched to Abbeville in France. That just raised more questions on how the hell a Canadian hockey coach ended up being killed by French soldiers and another Google search supplied some more brief information. http://forums.internationalhockey.net/showthread.php?7370-Bobby-bell quote:Robert Arthur Bell Not really unnerving but still bizarre how some poor hockey coach ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nckdictator has a new favorite as of 23:49 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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Re: Jury duty chat, my dad once got selected for jury duty and made it onto the jury...for a horrible child abuse case. The whole thing gave him nightmares, and to this day he still won't talk about it.
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A friend of mine was a volunteer for CASA, and ended up appointed to a child who ended up beaten to death.
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pookel posted:Jury duty sounds interesting to me Unless you're an alternate. They don't get to deliberate unless someone leaves for whatever reason. Otherwise, it's sit in the courtroom by yourself and wait.
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Flyball posted:Unless you're an alternate. They don't get to deliberate unless someone leaves for whatever reason. Otherwise, it's sit in the courtroom by yourself and wait. Yeah but once in a blue moon an alternate juror gets to be an agent of chaos, like in the Malheur trial.
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The last time I got called for jury duty, we spent about three hours waiting with no one getting called, until they finally just decided to draw volunteers' names for the coroner's jury in the meantime. I volunteered, thinking the one day of coroner's jury would beat potentially spending the rest of the week waiting to be called on. And hey, I got picked! Everyone else on the coroner's jury had the same idea, so we were all a little disappointed when one of the other jurors with a friend who'd stayed behind told us that everyone else had been dismissed for the week, about a half hour after we had all left. And then the first case we had to decide on was that of a young woman who'd overdosed and was then apparently abandoned in her car, just a mile or two from the nearest hospital, by the guy she was with. Her father came to the hearing just so he could hear the police testimony and get some answers about what had happened to his daughter.
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Avshalom posted:egg im unnerved
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Avshalom posted:egg
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I find it somewhat unnerving that you can be thrown out of being in a jury by telling them you know about an idea of jury nullification. in Australia the lawyers are only allowed to look at you, and from that decide you're eligible to stay or not. Not ask any questions, just look at you.
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Avshalom posted:egg
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There's already a creepy pictures thread dude. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3683389&perpage=40&pagenumber=42#pti23 I'd appreciate it if I didn't have to see poo poo like the lice gif in this thread Or gross poo poo like this: Horrid!
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I've been called for jury duty twice. The first time I was sent home fairly quickly. The second time I was there for eight hours and ultimately got sent home. I don't remember the details anymore but it had something to do with either a father suing his son for hospital costs or the other way around when the two of them got in a car accident with each other. I was sent away because I had a background as a CNA and medical evidence would be a feature. I was pretty disappointed in being sent home. But when I was there people gave the weakest excuses as to why they couldn't be on a jury and the Judge just waved them to leave. Like even he was bored by the whole thing. Based on how narrow the field is to be able to stay it's amazing how anybody is picked for a jury. It's almost like you need to be a complete blank slate. In famous cases, how do they choose juries based on the fact that you'd have to be living on Mars not to know anything about the case? Like Casey Anthony or OJ Simpson? I'm assuming they have to work around that somehow. But how?
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I got dismissed for being a philosophy major back when I was in college. I've lived in three states since and never been called again.
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Phanatic posted:Courts are pretty good at spotting people who are trying to get out of jury duty by being smartasses and generally frown upon it. The one time I did jury duty the bailiff was awesome and would come in and talk with us during recesses. He said he once was with a judge after a jury selection when one of the prospective jurors was very obviously trying to get out of jury duty ("Oh yeah, I feel this way about X issue. It will definitely impact how I feel about the trial. No, I can't be impartial." etc.). The judge told his clerk to make sure the guy got called up as frequently as possible after that. No clue if a judge could actually do that, but it made for a good story.
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bean_shadow posted:In famous cases, how do they choose juries based on the fact that you'd have to be living on Mars not to know anything about the case? Like Casey Anthony or OJ Simpson? I'm assuming they have to work around that somehow. But how? They know that finding people who are completely unaware of the situation would be impossible, so they focus more on weeding out people who have already made up their mind about the case. They try to find people that seem likely to be able to set their foreknowledge of the case aside and look at the evidence presented in court. Only thing you can do really. Then once the jury is selected they're isolated so that the media coverage can't influence them from that point. Of course in huge trials like OJ Simpson there are still problems where jury members are caught listening to the radio or watching t.v., that kind of thing. Its never perfect. Basebf555 has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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Getting out of Jury Duty is easy, the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races
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Fried Watermelon posted:Getting out of Jury Duty is easy, the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races Homer Simpson: father of a generation.
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DogonCrook posted:You made the unfortunate mistake of confirming that you recieved notice, something they could never prove otherwise. If you're in another state and they decide to make an issue of it (which since they bothered to track you down, they already have), telling them "You can't prove I received it so nyah nyah nyah" is *guaranteed* to be a bigger pain in the rear end then just proving that you actually moved. Comstar posted:I find it somewhat unnerving that you can be thrown out of being in a jury by telling them you know about an idea of jury nullification. That's pretty hosed. Are there any protections against, say, kicking out the three black guys in the juror pool? I understand the US's racial history is somewhat checkered but it's not like Australia is a paragon of progressivism.
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Nckdictator posted:Not really unnerving but still bizarre how some poor hockey coach ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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pookel posted:Jury duty sounds interesting to me, but around here it pays $25 a day and I'd have to use vacation time from work, too. I can't afford that. Yeah, employers have to give you time off for jury duty, but they aren't required to pay you for that time
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That's the reason I never showed for jury duty. I'm not going to burn my sick/vacation days or flat out lose money to go to jury duty.
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Jack Gladney posted:I got dismissed for being a philosophy major back when I was in college. I've lived in three states since and never been called again. I was on a jury, I'm not sure how I wasn't given the boot. And as a bonus it was a murder trial. Four dumbasses were eating at McDonalds in their truck and getting stoned late one night, one of them was the grand-daughter of a retired pastor. She told them that her gramps had tons of money and guns in his basement. So two of the dudes went to rob him, they held him at gunpoint and tried to cut a hole in the floor to get to the basement (they were that dumb). When that didn't work, they made the old man write them a check for $2000. And then because they were assholes they shot him in the rear end, unfortunately for them (and him) the .22 bullet traveled up through his body and killed him. Yes they tried to cash the check. My trial was for the grand-daughter. I think they did get to the basement and stole 4 rifles, my memory is hazy. Bonus fact, before trying to rob the grandfather they tried to rob a local 'millionaire' (and former bank robber) Del Dunmire, who had bought all of Bob's Bizarre Bazzare and moved it to Harrisonville MO, where the four believed Del also kept barrels of money, literally. The Bob in Bob's is non other than Bob Berdella - a local Kansas City serial killer of medium reknown. porktree has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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