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manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
Clarksville is close to Nashville, which is a fantastic town.

Live as far away from post as possible (I was off of Exit 11) and it's fine.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I got to go explore the old old ASPs out on Campbell. It was cool cause it was also near the TN line. It also snowed. That's my Campbell story

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013
Dudes. I dropped my UQR today after getting into a few top 15 grad schools. Got a mixture of "nothing but unemployment for miles" and "take me with you." This was the first day I've been truely happy about the future in awhile. Six month countdown starts now.

Life is pretty rad.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

cravius posted:

Looks like I'm going to ranger school, gently caress me I guess

Good for you. Just remember: the cadre do not feel any compunction about letting you march 10 miles in the wrong direction so check your coords/asmuth and have your buddy check them too.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Dudes. I dropped my UQR today after getting into a few top 15 grad schools. Got a mixture of "nothing but unemployment for miles" and "take me with you." This was the first day I've been truely happy about the future in awhile. Six month countdown starts now.

Life is pretty rad.

God bless you. I'm at 9 months and counting.

Triggs
Nov 23, 2005

Tango Down!

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Dudes. I dropped my UQR today after getting into a few top 15 grad schools. Got a mixture of "nothing but unemployment for miles" and "take me with you." This was the first day I've been truely happy about the future in awhile. Six month countdown starts now.

Life is pretty rad.

What are you thinking of getting your masters for? I'm in the same boat and getting ready to drop my UQR in a few years for an MBA.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Congrats! I plan on going for my masters after I enjoy these next few years of undergraduate studies.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I'm having a very Army day. I support multiple customers in the IC and am fully read on as a result. Every IC customer just reciprocates my clearance​, but not the Army! No, the Army wants me to sign a new NDA and receive the briefings, even though the clearance is held by a DoD entity. But wait, none of the briefing videos are working so I have to sit around like an rear end in a top hat all day until another INDOC location at the same installation can let me watch the same videos later today.

This is basically another version of having to redo your Wheeled Vehicle Accident Avoidance course even though you have the certificate, and then the computers in the company HQ not working and the training NCO telling you to wait until after COB to go use the ones in the BN HQ

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013

Triggs posted:

What are you thinking of getting your masters for? I'm in the same boat and getting ready to drop my UQR in a few years for an MBA.

I'm going for an MBA. Everyone keeps telling me unless you got in a top 20 (really a top 10) it's kind of a waste of money, which I 100% agree with. The application process is tedious and expensive (gently caress you GMAT), but there are a few highly ranked schools that seem to like vets. Get above a 650 and ideally come from a top 25 undergrad and you're set.

Also don't discount some of the highly ranked European MBAs. INSEAD was ranked higher than Harvard this year, and then there's LSE, IE, IESE and a small handful of others that big banks, hedge funds, consultancies recruit from (if that's what you're going for). European schools also have some kind of weird love affair with American vets, I got into some overseas schools I had no business getting into.

Right now I'm deciding between a t10 school in the northeast or a European t15. Feel free to hit me up if you have any questions on the process.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

European MBAs are also a hell of a lot cheaper and faster than American MBAs.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

psydude posted:

European MBAs are also a hell of a lot cheaper and faster than American MBAs.

Just like your mom

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Just like your mom

Could have done a lot more with the American/European part of the joke. 6/10

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Triggs
Nov 23, 2005

Tango Down!

TheAlphaChaser posted:

I'm going for an MBA. Everyone keeps telling me unless you got in a top 20 (really a top 10) it's kind of a waste of money, which I 100% agree with. The application process is tedious and expensive (gently caress you GMAT), but there are a few highly ranked schools that seem to like vets. Get above a 650 and ideally come from a top 25 undergrad and you're set.

Also don't discount some of the highly ranked European MBAs. INSEAD was ranked higher than Harvard this year, and then there's LSE, IE, IESE and a small handful of others that big banks, hedge funds, consultancies recruit from (if that's what you're going for). European schools also have some kind of weird love affair with American vets, I got into some overseas schools I had no business getting into.

Right now I'm deciding between a t10 school in the northeast or a European t15. Feel free to hit me up if you have any questions on the process.

Awesome, I will definitely hit you up then. I went to the Ed Center at Rucker and asked about how funding would work if I went to get my MBA after a UQR and they (unsurprisingly) had no idea besides explaining the basic $22k/year cap, etc. I just want to have a realistic expectation of how much it'll cost me out of pocket.

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013

Triggs posted:

Awesome, I will definitely hit you up then. I went to the Ed Center at Rucker and asked about how funding would work if I went to get my MBA after a UQR and they (unsurprisingly) had no idea besides explaining the basic $22k/year cap, etc. I just want to have a realistic expectation of how much it'll cost me out of pocket.

As far as I can tell the best way to pay for grad school is the GI Bill. However your eligibility depends on your days served minus your ADSO from any scholarship you got for ROTC, if that was your commissioning source. I got a 4 year scholarship and owe 4 years of active duty service and I'm getting out literally to the day on the four year mark, so I don't qualify for anything. All loans scholarships, and hopefully a fellowship. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong on this, I'd love to hear about free money I missed. I have a meeting with the VA to start the claims process on an lovely injury I got so we'll see if they know anything else.

Paradise Lost
Feb 11, 2003

kill your enemy, drink his wine, and take his women
GI bill for officers requires 3 years service in addition to whatever your initial was.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Paradise Lost posted:

GI bill for officers requires 3 years service in addition to whatever your initial was.

Only if you were ROTC or West Point. If you went the Basic->OCS pipeline, you can get that sweet GI Bill after a single tour :getin:

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Icon Of Sin posted:

Only if you were ROTC or West Point. If you went the Basic->OCS pipeline, you can get that sweet GI Bill after a single tour :getin:

Not if you have SLRP.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Voc rehab for an MBA would be sick.

TheAlphaChaser posted:

I'm going for an MBA. Everyone keeps telling me unless you got in a top 20 (really a top 10) it's kind of a waste of money, which I 100% agree with. The application process is tedious and expensive (gently caress you GMAT), but there are a few highly ranked schools that seem to like vets. Get above a 650 and ideally come from a top 25 undergrad and you're set.

Also don't discount some of the highly ranked European MBAs. INSEAD was ranked higher than Harvard this year, and then there's LSE, IE, IESE and a small handful of others that big banks, hedge funds, consultancies recruit from (if that's what you're going for). European schools also have some kind of weird love affair with American vets, I got into some overseas schools I had no business getting into.

Right now I'm deciding between a t10 school in the northeast or a European t15. Feel free to hit me up if you have any questions on the process.

Can you PM me where you were accepted? I have this as my back pocket option. I took the GMAT cold and got a 650 and freaked out a bit, and cancelled my score. Math sucks.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I got a (not-army-related) email from a guy with this signature block.

Is "CY" a loving branch, now? Really?

quote:

firstname lastname
CPT, CY
Army Cyber Institute (ACI)
Office 5-7, Spellman Hall
United States Military Academy

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Zeris posted:

I got a (not-army-related) email from a guy with this signature block.

Is "CY" a loving branch, now? Really?

Yes, it's an actual basic branch now. It encompasses electronic warfare poo poo as well as the nerds at Ft. Meade.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Can I use Voc Rehab for grad school? I'm going for accounting if it makes a difference, which is a fairly in demand field

I have to do more research on this approach, but from what I understand you can sit for the CPA if you have 150 education hours. It's 132 for a bachelors in accounting and I will be graduating with 140ish. Could I just do ten more hours of undergrad and take some BS courses and sit for the CPA and skip grad school altogether?

boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jan 19, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

TBeats posted:

Can I use Voc Rehab for grad school? I'm going for accounting if it makes a difference, which is a fairly in demand field

I have to do more research on this approach, but from what I understand you can sit for the CPA if you have 150 education hours. It's 132 for a bachelors in accounting and I will be graduating with 140ish. Could I just do ten more hours of undergrad and take some BS courses and sit for the CPA and skip grad school altogether?

Grad school more like rad school

(yes you can)

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

TBeats posted:

Can I use Voc Rehab for grad school? I'm going for accounting if it makes a difference, which is a fairly in demand field

I have to do more research on this approach, but from what I understand you can sit for the CPA if you have 150 education hours. It's 132 for a bachelors in accounting and I will be graduating with 140ish. Could I just do ten more hours of undergrad and take some BS courses and sit for the CPA and skip grad school altogether?

Yes, it only has to be 150 credits. Several people in my classes were doing that, taking grad classes at the undergrad level just to pad out the 150 credit hours.

I said gently caress it because I don't really want to go the CPA/public accounting firm route.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I am just starting Voc rehab. As a video editor/photographer. I am going to pursue my graduate degree. This has been ok'd. They won't let me take a minor in communications but I'll have the credits from r it anyways.

This, coupled with disability, is my "job" for the next few years. I make enough to live somewhat comfortably, without taking a part time job. I would have more if I didn't smoke as much weed, but it helps me with my bullshit so whatever.

Getting kicked out is the best decision I ever made.

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
Crossposted from the YOSPOS sec thread because LOL



Joe's gonna have his ruck rooted and his rifle's firmware 0wn3d

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Phuzzy posted:

Crossposted from the YOSPOS sec thread because LOL



Joe's gonna have his ruck rooted and his rifle's firmware 0wn3d

Exploding lithium ion batteries for every device!

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

CommieGIR posted:

Exploding lithium ion batteries for every device!

Gotta call IT services to get your safety belt's password reset

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Phuzzy posted:

Gotta call IT services to get your safety belt's password reset

That'd be cool to be deadlined for a week a time and go nap in the office.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
it's gonna be weird getting porn malware on your augmented reality oakleys while you're in a firefight

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mike-o posted:

it's gonna be weird getting porn malware on your augmented reality oakleys while you're in a firefight

"I think Dave's been shot?! He's just standing there!"

"Nah man, that schoolgirl porn popped up again, he's not shot. He's aroused."

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
"UNFUCK YOUR WEAPON, PRIVATE!"

"SIR, I'M REBOOTING IT AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR!"

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
"Power will return to your combat systems when you complete your cyber awareness training."

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

mlmp08 posted:

"Power will return to your combat systems when you complete your cyber awareness training."

"Please re-insert your CAC card to begin using your combat system"

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jan 19, 2017

TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
You guys joke about porn malware, but the afghan artillery officers who maintained control over the whatever D30 howitzer ballistic calculator we gave them did this regularly. The device was just a pda that ran an app, they used it on the side to browse porn off the MWR's wi-fi. Several times we asked them to use the thing only for them to say it wasn't working and under closer scrutiny was under some ransomware lockout or chugging from all the zombie programs running on it.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
I just hope our new weapons have USB ports on them so they're not allowed into a SCIF. :v:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If I could ruck on the ps4vr or whatever the gently caress id probably still have to show up seven hours early to stand in virtual line to draw my virtual weapon which will get virtually cleaned but kicked back virtually every time.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

TBeats posted:

If I could ruck on the ps4vr or whatever the gently caress id probably still have to show up seven hours early to stand in virtual line to draw my virtual weapon which will get virtually cleaned but kicked back virtually every time.
Remind the virtual armorer that he owes you a virtual one after virtually bailing out his virtual drunk rear end last virtual weekend.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Big Army has selected Sig Sauer's submission to the Modular Handgun System competition as the new service sidearm.

Here's an load of Army Army Army gobbledegook:
https://www.armytimes.com/articles/army-your-new-handgun-will-be-a-sig-sauer

quote:

"By maximizing full and open competition across our industry partners, we have optimized private sector advancements in handguns, ammunition and magazines and the end result will ensure a decidedly superior weapon system for our warfighters."

e: It's the P320.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jan 20, 2017

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
should have been a Glock 19 so more idiots would accidentally off themselves because they don't understand trigger discipline

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