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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/821828122014285824 Every loving bit of this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTY1i9F_7Yw
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Mirificus posted:Some notable @iq_derek followers: https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/817778557149650945 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/818133159523086336 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/818341739694006276 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/821062238333181952 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/821448194915704835
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I genuinely love watching these folks try to burn Derek. It's like watching toddlers lie. I watched the last episode of Sherlock tonight while my husband was out, and when he came home he asked me what I thought, and I said that I felt sorry for all the camera people and set designers and costumers who had to do their jobs like responsible adults while demented toddlers mashed their Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson action figures together in a boring and pointless series of completely improbable scenarios. And yet, compared to Star Citizen, it was a high point of humanity's artistic achievement.
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Sunswipe posted:I know memes are generally lazy humour, To which I say ..... "Suck My oval office" Now you tell me how that is lazy!
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nawledgelambo posted:Looks like they're already transitioning to already doing that As someone who works in broadcasting, I know you where somewhat joking about the 140k/year but make up artist do make really good money and due to the fact that they spend a lot of time with the presenters/actors talking while doing the make-up, often end up with a lot of support for them being well paid and looked after (and they know shitloads of gossip). When we went from SDTV to HDTV, I know some makeup artist that claimed they need to buy all new kit (they do have shitloads of makeup) and used the jump to HD as a reason to increase their rates (beyond just offsetting the 'need' of new 'HD' makeup). Anyway, anyone thinking of becoming a makeup artist for television or film and is ok at it should go for it. (I've yet to met a male one) .... ok ... back to shipshitposting
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Kosumo posted:As someone who works in broadcasting, I know you where somewhat joking about the 140k/year but make up artist do make really good money and due to the fact that they spend a lot of time with the presenters/actors talking while doing the make-up, often end up with a lot of support for them being well paid and looked after (and they know shitloads of gossip). Their web shows are total garbage from the production to the content, but hey the makeup looks good? Gotta keep people employed I suppose
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Meridian posted:You do it to yourself, you do Well, duh. I am a single goon...
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Sappo569 posted:Their web shows are total garbage from the production to the content, but hey the makeup looks good? out of common courtesy they try to look pretty before they gently caress you
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nawledgelambo posted:You know, I never take anyone too seriously on the internet, but derek, honestly, if I were you, I'd make sure you have preventative measures against this dude. He will be the one that rappels into your bedroom window and mercs you in your sleep because obviously you made star citizen fail. Nah, ol chubby's rappelling days are far behind him now. Besides, he isn't making the kind of cheddar needed to just go and pull a junky stunt like that on The Refund Messiah. More than likely he will write furiously through the tears on  and Twitter. Yeah, gently caress that fat bastard.
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Rudager posted:Ever heard the saying "quality over quantity". CiG is incredibly good at creating the illusion of open development through the sheer quantity of shows they do that re-tell the same information over and over and over again at a very superficial "Wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" "It's going to be so cool to do that" level. This reminds me. At the beginning, even here, people thought Chris was responding to questions by referencing things they had internally discussed. It wasn't until later did people wake up and realise he is making it up as he is saying it. And that no-one is writing what he is saying down anywhere. Cultists have apparently not clued in on this fact and still think he is not only referencing things they have discussed in technical meetings, golly, he is actually talking about things they have already coded up! It just isn't released yet! Gives some perspective for their posts. Or I am totally wrong and they are just morons. Obvious scams still exist after all.
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You are a Goon; What would you do? The year is 2975 CIG time (2026 our time), Star Citizen has been released for over 18 months now and after it taking a year for the goons to get back in and form an Org, Derek Smart, Citizen, has lead you and his warband to take the first Bengal Carrier for the Org. Do you - A - Apply to work on the flight deck, dancing ships into space, only to be reveled to have worse dance moves than Rebecca Black (or a roadkill hedgehog). B - Start a poll to change the name of the ship from "My July Blog Post" to "Let Me Fucken Finish" only to cheerlead for the later to then turn around and back stab all those who supported the change and call for them to be TubeJetted (the space version of walking the plank where people are jetted out the torpedo tube). C - Leave the Goon Org to travel the verse alone, looking for the lost pgabz, who was last seen naked space walking into a worm hole only to not come out the other end, some believe due to his edited config files. D - Apply to work in the Engineering Department only to keep routing all the power away from the Galley whenever the Chief advise that tonight's pizza will have pineapple on it. E - Constantly stand in front of the pilot, block his view, spamming "Just Ram It" both on voice coms and chat. F - Hide in a create. Always. G - Try to change 'the inevitable result of piracy' to mean being doxed and having all your family photos, photo shopped to have all your family replaced with Sandi and Chris. H - Hack the in game 'Star Marine' to be Line of Defence I - Offer to run the ship on the late shift when one on else is online, only to then reveal that your are in fact Moma/Toast and you are taking this Bengal Carrier in the name of the late Lesnick. J - Organize the whole ships crew to all have their personal sprays as part of a larger picture of Kayak and then repaint the whole ship with them. K - Smuggle aboard a bulldozer and pretend to be Chris Robert and bulldoze all the best Goon ships off the flight deck while smiling and giving the thumbs up. L - Apply to the Goon council for funds now that we have a Bengal Carrier, to start an official Goon jazz quartet to play "Full Burn" as we fly into battle. M - Promote the rule that you must always spend your first 10 minutes of play time when you logged in, doing calisthenics on one of the flight deck, a limbered up Goon is a good Goon. N - On the first hostile engagement after taking control of the ship, get on the intercom and repeatedly yell "SILENT RUNNING, THEY CAN HEAR US, SHUT UP GOONS" O - Ask the nurse to up your meds because there is no way Star Citizen would be out by 2026 and you have become delusional again. This 'You are a Goon; What would you do?' Is made possible by your catte tax. Always pay your catte tax - helping make the BDDSSE. Thank you.
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Kosumo posted:You are a Goon; What would you do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-2DrRHV4Q
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The Titanic posted:poo poo art warning. This stuff is great. It fits very well with this thread and I hope you feel like making more.
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/817778557149650945  Don't worry Derek, I'm voting you for hottest milf
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The Titanic posted:poo poo art warning. will the north ever be free?
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I am making a post, which contains excerpts from a book I am reading, authored by one Ernest Cline, by the name of Armada: "I closed the Terra Firma client and opened a web browser; then I pulled up Chaos Terrain’s website. I clicked through to their website’s “About Us” page and scanned it. As a longtime CT super fan, I already knew quite a lot about the company’s history. It had been founded back in 2010 by a Bay Area videogame developer named Finn Arbogast, who quit a lucrative job working on the Battlefield series for Electronic Arts to venture out on his own. He founded Chaos Terrain with the lofty goal of “creating the next generation of multiplayer VR games.” Arbogast had then assembled a dream team of creative consultants and contractors to help make his bold claim a reality, luring some of the videogame industry’s brightest stars away from their own companies and projects, with the sole promise of collaborating on his groundbreaking new MMOs. That was how gaming legends like Chris Roberts, Richard Garriott, Hidetaka Miyazaki, Gabe Newell, and Shigeru Miyamoto had all wound up as consultants on both Terra Firma and Armada —along with several big Hollywood filmmakers, including James Cameron, who had contributed to the EDA’s realistic ship and mech designs, and Peter Jackson, whose Weta Workshop had rendered all of the in-game cinematics. Chaos Terrain had created its own custom games engine for both Terra Firma and Armada , using many of the same programmers who had worked on previous combat-simulation game series like Battlefield, Call of Duty , and Modern Warfare , and on existing aerial and space combat simulators like Star Citizen, Elite: Dangerous , and EVE Online. This plagiaristic, Frankenstein-like development strategy proved wildly successful." I feel really uncomfortable with Chris being in the same league as Gabe, James and Peter. Feels like he's really making GBS threads up the place. Is Ernest Cline a backer? Is this doxxing? Am I an amoral doxxer scum for outing him in this publicly available book he has sold? All's I know is that for some reason I feel the need to call my mother and tell her I love her because I need her to give me a lift to the city.
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Kosumo posted:You are a Goon; What would you do? P - Fill the ship to the ceilings with random objects while everyone is logged off. During next goon-shift, start an easter egg hunt where each goon is randomly assigned an item to find within 5 minutes, or get their breathing privileges revoked for 5 minutes. Anyone who survives gets to plan the next egg hunt. Those that actually find their items are severely criticised for putting in too much effort into a space video game.
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McGiggins posted:I feel really uncomfortable with Chris being in the same league as Gabe, James and Peter. Feels like he's really making GBS threads up the place. Honestly, you should feel more uncomfortable reading an Ernest Cline novel.
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Ready Player One was actually pretty good. That's my personal opinion and everyone who disagrees is clearly wrong. If you dislike my reading list, perhaps you should suggest some better scifi? next page of thread should be all about book sci-fi suggestions that are all better than star citizen the game could ever be. My suggestions are: Everything by Neal Asher.
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Doraemon is a pretty good japanese sci-fi
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Kosumo posted:You are a Goon; What would you do? CIG time is 930 years ahead of real - so 2975 CIG would actually be 2045 real. And Star Citizen still won't be out.
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McGiggins posted:Ready Player One was actually pretty good. i enjoyed Ready Player One but often it felt like wikipedia lists of "things from the eighties". as far as scifi goes i strongly recommend The Stars My Destination, Blood Music, and Ubik or anything else by PK Dick
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McGiggins posted:Ready Player One was actually pretty good. It was terrible and you should feel bad.
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I cannot disagree with your analysis mr pogs, though I would counter that those wikipedia lists were rather central to the plot, and likely could not be avoided. A very good point though. Sillybones posted:It was terrible and you should feel bad. This is a good post.
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Mirificus posted:Some notable @iq_derek followers:  Its a nut house
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Tokamak posted:Honestly, you should feel more uncomfortable reading an Ernest Cline novel. I liked his Buckaroo Banzai/World Crime League script... 
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Pfft $25,000 USD? Get on these people's level? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNRl3kAATk 
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Hey, you guys reember the Ouya? This entire insanity, is pretty much the Ouya on a much grander and more horrible scale, instead of Xboxwhateverthehellhisnamewas, we now have a handful of deranged lunatics defending this trainwreck. And hey, at least the Ouya was actually released, even if it was total poo poo.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Wonder how that Skarp magic razor's backers are doing? Hey that reminds me...how are things going over at the Star Citizen KS page...  Last update was 7th April 2013, about getting a crossbow in SC if you backed Shroud of the Avatar.
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alphabettitouretti posted:Last update was 7th April 2013, about getting a crossbow in SC if you backed Shroud of the Avatar. So how's that crossbow coming then?
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Also, yeah, reminder that Shroud of the Avatar is pretty much equally scummy, though at least it seems "playable" (???????) Better hurry on that 1600 dollar water lot, there's only 74 remaining before they are sold out, and it's marked down from the original 3200 dollars! e: And there's fine print as well... 
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Erenthal posted:So how's that crossbow coming then? They are tossing up weather to pay for the endorsement of Bunny Man for his tennis balls on the edge design or if they just show that picture to Ryan Archer and then get him to then come up with something original.
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Erenthal posted:Also, yeah, reminder that Shroud of the Avatar is pretty much equally scummy, though at least it seems "playable" (???????) God I miss Tabula Rasa ee 
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