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MF_James posted:She gonna care when she gets the clap. You'd be lucky as gently caress to get just the clap in 2017.
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quote:My [18F] boyfriend [19M] has started vaping and it don't know how to feel about it.
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Subjunctive posted:BTW: 
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Gaunab posted:She Vape Me Lady, just dump him. Could it be shortsighted, oh yeah. Do I give a poo poo because your problem is dull beyond measure and youve given so little information about his and your behavoir and relationship other than youre both likely idiot teenagers experimenting at the adults you want to become? Nope.
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Jan 20, 2017 02:35
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What the gently caress goons, no, underwear guy should NOT ask out his creepy as gently caress, thieving, lying, perverted housemate. He should confront her, tell her he knows the truth, and move out. Jfc. If there was any sort of attraction from his side he'd most likely have tried something years ago, so this is a pretty clear case of boundaries being crossed all over the place.
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Barudak posted:Lady, just dump him. Could it be shortsighted, oh yeah. Do I give a poo poo because your problem is dull beyond measure and youve given so little information about his and your behavoir and relationship other than youre both likely idiot teenagers experimenting at the adults you want to become? Nope. But she's 18!!!! This could be the last chance she ever has at a relationship!!!
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Jan 20, 2017 02:37
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He should be dumping her hth
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ZombieJesus posted:What the gently caress goons, no, underwear guy should NOT ask out his creepy as gently caress, thieving, lying, perverted housemate. He should confront her, tell her he knows the truth, and move out. Jfc. he's a clueless dude with social anxiety  we don't know anything about this situation! it's just fun to play it out like a romcom in my head.but yes, obviously, you're right.  you know, now that i think about it, it could still turn into a romcom, just not one you'd want to be in
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Jan 20, 2017 02:41
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quote:I (21F) feel like my roommate (23M) is trying to take my dogs for himself? STRANGE STORY
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Jan 20, 2017 02:51
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He's gonna try to gently caress a dog.
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Jan 20, 2017 02:55
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time to move out, or for him to go!
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VanSandman posted:He's gonna try to gently caress a dog. I assumed he already was
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VanSandman posted:He's gonna try to gently caress a dog. not until he stops mucking around with her huskies
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ZombieJesus posted:What the gently caress goons, no, underwear guy should NOT ask out his creepy as gently caress, thieving, lying, perverted housemate. He should confront her, tell her he knows the truth, and move out. Jfc. My girlfriend confessed about a year into dating that she would secretly "borrow" my laundry when we were just buddies. I thought it was cute
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Last night I went out to the bars with some friends. It's not a big deal and it doesn't happen very often but last night I ended up staying out too late and drinking too much. I was in near constant contact with my wife so she wouldn't worry and me staying out didn't seem to be a problem. Plus I knew I had a work day where I could more or less zone out and reddit/youtube all day so last night was a great night for me to go out. I got an Uber home and looked at my phone to make sure the payment went through and noted it was exactly 3:17. The ride had taken about 45 minutes and I had to go to the bathroom in the worst way. I knew that if I unlocked the door and used either bathroom (both are close to our room) I would wake her up. So I waited for the Uber driver to round the corner and proceeded to take the longest, most satisfying pee of my entire life right into a bush. I heard the front door unlock and being both buzzed and relieved at "relieving" myself, I saw my wife and said "hey babe! be right in!" She slammed the door and locked the deadbolt. After I was done I unlocked the door and found that she had locked herself in our room and was unwilling to talk to me. I figured she was just upset I'd gotten home so late, so I tucked myself on the couch and set my alarm. I was out of the house before she was up and had to shower at the gym at work. No problem. Or so I thought. I came home to an empty house with the the following note (this is most of it): David, I am disgusted by you. I am disgusted by what I saw last night. I am disgusted that you would have so little respect for the home I have built for us that you would do what you did last night. You do realize that we live in a neighborhood with families? Or do you? Do you understand what could have happened to you, to me, to us had you been seen by one of the neighbor's kids? I don't think you do. I truly don't think you do. Your cavalier attitude towards me last night instead of expressing any shame, any remorse or any shred of humanity only tells me that you don't understand the gravity of your poor choices. This is what you must do to start making this right: by the time I get home tonight you need to go around to all the neighbors and apologize for what you have done and offer to make whatever amends they demand. As for me, I will spend the day considering what you will do for me. I will see you when I see you. Yeah...so just a little GD dramatic. I wish this wasn't out of character for her but she tends to overreact at most little things. But this one is even a little bit overboard for her. Needless to say I'm not going around door to door to neighbors, most of whom we've never met, all of whom have absolutely NO idea that I peed on my own bush at 3:17 in the loving morning. My question for r/relationships: do I just lie and say I went to the neighbors and hopefully let this blow over? do I tell her how utterly ridiculous this is and the only way any of our neighbors would know I peed in my yard would be if I was stupid enough to tell them? This will cause a month long fight which will make my house feel like a walk in freezer. Any options anyone else can think of. tl;dr: My wife caught me peeing in my own front yard after coming home from the bars at 3AM. She is demanding I go door to door to apologize to the neighbors. I'm not doing that but do I lie to her and say I did or do I point out how ridiculous she is being. Or any other options to get this blow over.
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I was honestly expecting this song. Rabbit boiling is good too, I guess. https://youtu.be/BEwqbuB3E9U
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ZombieJesus posted:What the gently caress goons, no, underwear guy should NOT ask out his creepy as gently caress, thieving, lying, perverted housemate. He should confront her, tell her he knows the truth, and move out. Jfc. You're correct, but you're missing the optimal play of getting crazy sex with a person who is crazy for you, with a built in excuse to boot them from your life afterward.
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Jan 20, 2017 03:02
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who loving cares if you pee on your own stuff
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Pick posted:who loving cares if you pee on your own stuff It's odd she would react so strongly, yet didn't say "dude, what are you doing? Stop!" when she caught him (acting like a normal human being)
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Pick posted:who loving cares if you pee on your own stuff I kinda understand why he went out and got slammered in the first place.
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He's misremembering and was pissing in his neighbor's yard. Or his wife is crazy
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Blue Train posted:He's misremembering and was pissing in his neighbor's yard. Or his wife is crazy OR he's on the sex offender registry and was risking jail time
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Who pees into a bush when their house is like right there? Dude was like twenty seconds from a toilet
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Pissing outside is one of life's greatest joys. Buy a lemon tree plant it piss on it if someone calls you out, you're doing a tree a favor and if the person continues to complain you can bribe them with sweet sweet piss lemons
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No one has ever been scarred or harmed by a man pissing on his own shrub
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Antivehicular posted:Who pees into a bush when their house is like right there? Dude was like twenty seconds from a toilet Men love pissing outside. They love it. They love it. This is one of the most harmless ways to let a man do that thing he loves (pissing outside). I don't get it either, but they love it.
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the best feel is to hold ur pecker up and shoot piss across the moonlit grass, dew twinkling, grin on your face
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Antivehicular posted:Who pees into a bush when their house is like right there? Dude was like twenty seconds from a toilet he didnt want to wake up his wife, also, pissing outdoors owns
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Pick posted:Men love pissing outside. They love it. They love it. This is one of the most harmless ways to let a man do that thing he loves (pissing outside). It's true, it's true
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Pick posted:Men love pissing outside. They love it. They love it. This is one of the most harmless ways to let a man do that thing he loves (pissing outside). You can aim it anywhere outside instead of just in the bowl
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quote:I (36f) found a folder of photos that involve my husband's (38m) fetish.. Problem is, they are his sister (23f) 
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Pick posted:Men love pissing outside. They love it. They love it. This is one of the most harmless ways to let a man do that thing he loves (pissing outside). One of the most freeing things in the world is to walk out to the back yard during a raging storm with a lit cigarette in my mouth, unzip, and then with arms akimbo declare my dominance over the world with my hands-free piss. Giving Nature a golden shower while She's trying to act all hard n' poo poo is amazing. E: before I forget, smell is the sense most strongly tied to memory. That's why lovers used to perfume their missives and panty sniffers are a thing. Keeping an ex's scent around is the best way to trigger memories.
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ZombieJesus posted:What the gently caress goons, no, underwear guy should NOT ask out his creepy as gently caress, thieving, lying, perverted housemate. He should confront her, tell her he knows the truth, and move out. Jfc. I wouldn't jump that far. If there's mutual attraction and dude's been an oblivious nerd about her about the whole time, then it's cute. Which is possible. Considering that he didn't write the post from the perspective of "Hey, should I kick out my insane roommate?" or show any genuine concern at all, it's safe to say it doesn't creep him out. No different than the typical scenario when a guy orchestrates very weird gestures for a girl he likes. If the girl likes him, it's adorable. Conversely, if she has no interest, then it's creepy as gently caress. I dunno. I'm just not jumping on the creepy roommate bandwagon because I know how shy, awkward nerds operate. Dude should go for it.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I dunno. I'm just not jumping on the creepy roommate bandwagon because I know how shy, awkward nerds operate. Dude should go for it. Do you? What's with them?
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Pick posted:Do you? What's with them? Nerds tend to have no awareness of their actions and don't flex their common sense, more often than not. This extends to awkward nerds of both genders, but definitely skews towards men!
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If I caught a girl sniffing my undies, first I'd be like,"ew, why? You could do so much better." Then I'd bone her.
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