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DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

SelenicMartian posted:

He's playing with toys now.



And Ben's shot from the nipples up, so I guess the buttons on his shirt have finally lost it.

The ship's face says it all






When you look at the videos of this thing from the inside of the cargo bay, the very first thing that stabs you in the eye is that catwalk that ruins the entire concept of cargo. Imagine having a catwalk down the upper length of the inside of an 18 wheeler trailer? It actually reduces the capacity by well over half. Then take a look at how this loving retards new toy has cargo loaded and you can see what I mean. But the best part is watching these idiots try and park other ships inside this thing. loving :laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo:!

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Kosumo posted:

Gillian is on Twitter, someone with an account should ask her what is happening with the project ect.

Chin posted:

No they should not.

After all the grief I got for the WC:A thing, I am glad to see someone else getting dissuaded.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

I was wrong, it's about that time a somethingawful poster boasted about plans to shoot up his neighbourhood because people were defacing his halloween pumpkins, and all the somethingawful posters told him he was crazy and made fun of his obviously crazy plans then banned him for making terroristic threats, then he went and actually did it.

What a black stain on our history.

My friend used that story as to why goons are bad. He claims the guy was encouraged by goons and when i corrected his narrative he was all like " so what? Goons are still retarded and horrible people and SC is still coming out."

He has now refunded 1200 worth of SC poo poo and sold the rest for a small profit of around 600. Or so he claims.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

The Titanic posted:

Sorry team. Didn't mean to trigger anybody by suggesting that the mocap part of this project is probably the one that people involved with it have the most fun. :shobon:

Actually I think you're right. I'd have a blast doing some mocap. But 95% of the "footage" would be me dancing like a fool during idle or between scenes because I like to wiggle and bust a move.

Easter eggs would me clenching my butt during important stuff so the animator would see that but nobody else would.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


grimcreaper posted:

small profit of around 600. Or so he claims.

This is a defense mechanism people use when they financially shrink into a corncob.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Decrepus posted:

This is a defense mechanism people use when they financially shrink into a corncob.

I believe you mean "financially shrink into some dough."

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



scrubs season six posted:

A. Or he could be one of the many actors that don't dish on former coworkers.

or

B. He could be Freddie Prinze Jr and hasn't made a movie in a decade and would be happy to work with anyone now that the Robot Chicken checks have stopped coming.

He was also a writer for WWE for a few years and had nothing but nice things to say after leaving and they are well known for treating their writers like poo poo and using them as scapegoats when something doesn't work out. He might have gotten special treatment considering who he and his wife are, though. Probably the most famous story from a former writer was when Patrice O'Neal was on Opie & Anthony talking about Stephanie McMahon calling him to tell him he was fired 6 times because he wasn't upset the first time and she just could not handle it.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Samizdata posted:

After all the grief I got for the WC:A thing, I am glad to see someone else getting dissuaded.

Your WC:A stuff was totally loopy dude. You where talking about contacting Bens wife to blame her for letting her husband do (allegally) illegal stuff/scamming. You know, harass her over Twitter.

Someone asked if Gillian and/or Gary where still involved with the project, to which I stated that Gillian has a Twitter account that she uses that, if someone wanted to know, they could politely ask her. Which to me is what Twitter is for (to some celebrities, it may just be to get paid to indorse thing).

You where like frothing at the mouth with the post you where going on about Ben ripping people off over the WC:A stuff and saying how you where going to contact Alex.

You where wrong to, and lied. When you Tweeted him, you said you where a backer and wanted to know what was up with the project (Did you donate to it?), to which he replied that he had e-mail the backers earlier letting them know what was happening. Which stopped you in no way making further demands that he provide you with info and you telling us all how you where giving him a day then going to contact Alex. (am I remembering that correctly?).

There is a difference between asking someone a question and harassing them, you where driving full speed down crazy lane my friend.

To your credit, you listened to the advice that the thread was giving you and pulled your crazy train over and hopped out and chilled at the bar instead.

Anyway, Star Citizen is .... average +/- good/bad

Kosumo fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jan 20, 2017

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Kosumo posted:

Your WC:A stuff was totally loopy dude. You where talking about contacting Bens wife to blame her for letting her husband do (allegally) illegal stuff/scamming. You know, harass her over Twitter.

Someone asked if Gillian and/or Gary where still involved with the project, to which I stated that Gillian has a Twitter account that she uses that, if someone wanted to know, they could politely ask her. Which to me is what Twitter is for (to some celebrities, it may just be to get paid to indorse thing).

You where like frothing at the mouth with the post you where going on about Ben ripping people off over the WC:A stuff and saying how you where going to contact Alex.

You where wrong to, and lied. When you Tweeted him, you said you where a backer and wanted to know what was up with the project (Did you donate to it?), to which he replied that he had e-mail the backers earlier letting them know what was happening. Which stopped you in no way making further demands that he provide you with info and you telling us all how you where giving him a day then going to contact Alex. (am I remembering that correctly?).

There is a difference between asking someone a question and harassing them, you where driving full speed down crazy lane my friend.

To your credit, you listened to the advice that the thread was giving you and pulled your crazy train over and hopped out and chilled at the bar instead.

Anyway, Star Citizen is .... average +/- good/bad

So THAT's what happened. Huh.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


"You're on the right train... going the wrong way on the wrong track under the seat in the dark."

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

That appears a really high quality scan. Why does the rendered result look like complete poo poo?

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Drunk Theory posted:

If they are oversensitive about being obese, then you probably aren't going to convince them. However, if he does mention actually taking the initial plunge. (i.e., I should lose weight) Then I highly recommend working together and comparing food logs. Very motivating to talk calories with a friend when actually trying to eat under maintenance.

Vv That's not a bunny

Oh, I know how to lose weight with friends that want to. How do you convince someone that brings 2 litres of flavoured milk to a BBQ to consume that it is time to lose weight? I feel like they don't even realise it is possible to be different. I don't know. All their other friends are waking up and doing the right thing.

Maybe I should just stop thinking about it.

scrubs season six posted:

Anyone that is morbidly obese knows they're morbidly obese. It's not like mentioning it, or telling them to quit hammering quarter pounders, or telling them they're gonna fuckin die soon is really going to be some kind of revelation.

To be honest I think the best thing you could do would be to invite them to locations/on activities that will get them some exercise. And I don't mean "Hey lets go to the gym together fatty" or "hey, lets go hike 5 miles up the nearby mountain."

It's hard to think up good scenarios without knowing where you are or what's nearby, but if I were to try and do it where I live (Reno) I'd probably do something like meet for lunch somewhere healthy and then say "hey, let's walk over to this casino" or "hey, let's walk down to the river" or "hey, lets walk to the game store 5 blocks over." Another thing would be taking them to the shooting range and walking out to the 400-700 yard markers to put up targets. Or just going to a scenic location where you have to have to walk a bit to see the scene. Not a hike, per se, but someplace where it's not immediately visible from the parking lot. But again, those are just ideas off the top of my head based on where I live and what I like to do (gamble, play video games, shoot things, and look at things).

This serves two purposes:
1. It directly gets them some exercise.
2. As long as your chosen activity has some level of rigor to it (but not too much where they just decline) it may make them think "Jesus fuckin christ I can't even do this simple poo poo without nearly falling over I gotta make some changes."

e: and you can ramp up the difficulty of your friend time from there but if this person is really that sensitive you'll want to intersperse it with activities that aren't active or they'll figure it out and get pissed maybe?

Okay, but they do nothing and eat too much. That is why they are in this mess. Also none of that matters if they just slam down the beef buns constantly. They do not come to engage in anything physical when invited. Only things with sitting and eating. Man, I wish that were a joke.

Sillybones fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jan 20, 2017

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

The Titanic posted:

Sorry team. Didn't mean to trigger anybody by suggesting that the mocap part of this project is probably the one that people involved with it have the most fun. :shobon:

Unless you're the aftermath animator tasked with cleaning it up, and eventually whispering to Chris that it's all unusable. But even then that news is probably good because that means more mocap sessions.

I know we need to be all grrr CIG is terrible everywhere, but that's probably not true. :)

I bet Ortwin is having tons of fun, for example!

Blowing millions is probably a blast, if you think about it.

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Gonna be honest with you guys, anytime one of you posted one of your dank twitter owns it was cringey at best, so I'm going with Beet here

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.
another reminder that this is somehow a bigger fuckup than daikatana

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Kosumo posted:

Your WC:A stuff was totally loopy dude. You where talking about contacting Bens wife to blame her for letting her husband do (allegally) illegal stuff/scamming. You know, harass her over Twitter.

Someone asked if Gillian and/or Gary where still involved with the project, to which I stated that Gillian has a Twitter account that she uses that, if someone wanted to know, they could politely ask her. Which to me is what Twitter is for (to some celebrities, it may just be to get paid to indorse thing).

You where like frothing at the mouth with the post you where going on about Ben ripping people off over the WC:A stuff and saying how you where going to contact Alex.

You where wrong to, and lied. When you Tweeted him, you said you where a backer and wanted to know what was up with the project (Did you donate to it?), to which he replied that he had e-mail the backers earlier letting them know what was happening. Which stopped you in no way making further demands that he provide you with info and you telling us all how you where giving him a day then going to contact Alex. (am I remembering that correctly?).

There is a difference between asking someone a question and harassing them, you where driving full speed down crazy lane my friend.

To your credit, you listened to the advice that the thread was giving you and pulled your crazy train over and hopped out and chilled at the bar instead.

Anyway, Star Citizen is .... average +/- good/bad

I never said I was a backer, BTW. That was someone else.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

My apology.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Propagandist posted:

Actually I think you're right. I'd have a blast doing some mocap. But 95% of the "footage" would be me dancing like a fool during idle or between scenes because I like to wiggle and bust a move.

Easter eggs would me clenching my butt during important stuff so the animator would see that but nobody else would.

I would too. :shobon:

I've never done anything like it but it sounds like it'd be fun to do. I wouldn't even mind the ridiculously tight spandex crap with balls all over it. I'd feel like loving Smeagol. :devil:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Sillybones posted:

That appears a really high quality scan. Why does the rendered result look like complete poo poo?

I'm pretty sure they have a CGI department that makes all the pre-rendered shizzles. I'm thinking a majority of this stuff was all put on super high detail models, and they bent properly. Chris was probably all "Use that model in CryEngine! People will just upgrade their computers for it!" And that idea ended very poorly. Stuff like the Mark Hamill renders and footage will never make it into a video game; short of being a pre rendered video.

The low polygon game models are still super high detail. Once you get so high you start to see weird things like z fighting on surfaces so small they don't know which face is supposed to color a particular pixel. The shadow stenciling is going to go nuts too because it needs to handle the model data and ray cast off of it too.

I'm not into games, but there is a mathematical formula for determining how detailed a model needs to be vs how much is on screen and "close" to the rendering camera. There's a reason why games don't just go "ah to hell with lod, just import the 2,000,000 polygon model and call it a day!" There's engine limitations and problems that can't easily be solved by the method cig is employing. I think before they start to make serious progress they're going to have to cut back on the level of detail going on.

Not to mention the fact that beyond just rendering they want some pretty serious computations to be going on in a very huge world. Which is a long way of saying that Chris isn't the first developer to say "lets go all high detail!!!" and be a revolutionary, he's just too narrow minded to continually fail to see it not work.

This may be because he doesn't actually play the game though. :(

Last time he may have played it (I think he watches videos people submit though), may have been during his infamous live stream where he showed the world he's never played it before.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Sillybones posted:

That appears a really high quality scan. Why does the rendered result look like complete poo poo?

it's entirely possible that their base engine is so old they can't use newer mapping methods to make a low poly look really nice. more likely they don't have anyone there that understands the engine well enough to pull it off

and yes I am saying the CryEngine devs might not understand their own engine, it's not exactly dev friendly

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Sillybones posted:

Blowing millions is probably a blast, if you think about it.

Judging by how coked out Chris seems a lot, with Sandi not much better off, there's a price being paid for it. Once the money train derails they'll, and most likely others will also, end up in rehab or something. :(

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

The Titanic posted:

Judging by how coked out Chris seems a lot, with Sandi not much better off, there's a price being paid for it. Once the money train derails they'll, and most likely others will also, end up in rehab or something. :(

Yeah, I bet once this goes tits up if they haven't fled to a non-extraditing country at least Chris will end up in rehab to get some pity

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

I've work in broadcasting for over 20 years, I love it, it's great fun. I get to film some amazing things and go to great places.

Even a bad day is better than packing shelves and I'm paid well. I am freelance so their is no guaranty of work but after doing it this long and being at lest reasonable at it I get plenty of work.

I can tell you that while it is cool and fun, it can be ruined by working on jobs that are crap and wasteful, when your producer or director are doing a poo poo job and you know it could be done so much better but at the end of the day your job is just to supply the role in which you are (Camera, Sound, Editing, Effects ect.) that is frustrating.

When you end up having to work below your level of expertise due to the leadership mismanaging the project it is very frustrating and takes a lot of the enjoyment out of it. Also working on content that is dumb (or your find dumb or exploitive) can really suck the life out of you.

For me, I have found I just can't be involved with reality type television any more, their is nothing reality about it. I also struggle with News work due to it being less about the craft and more about the logistics.

From what I have seen of Chris, I would say that HE would have lots of fun on his shoots because he just tells others what to do and runs to his own play time. As for those working under him, I would feel sorry for, to me he seems to struggle to clearly explain what he wants, is prone to changing things on a whim, does not take advice or guidance and has a unhealthy ego. Also does not seem to achieve what he wants.

I would also imagine being on any crew when Sandi was around would not be fun, I could see her as a totally primadonna. (that could just be my Goon tainted view though, but that fade to greenscreen resting bitch face tells you a lot I think)

It is never fun to work with people whom you don't feel are worth of their position and other than Mark Hammil, I think most of the others would have end up despising being on that shoot.

You don't have reshoots after reshoots if you are a compedent Director.

It's like shooting a drama in a studio, you may think that is fun and it is, but its not as much fun as being out on site shooting a high end commercial for example. So once you have shot enough high end commercials, the studio shift is comparatively poo poo.

For the staff at The Imaginarium Studios after being involved with Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Avengers: Age of Ultron and working on the very well received Battlefield 1 game, I would think that Star Citizen and it's reshoots with Chris Roberts is starting to become a chore.

I have friends that have worked at Weta Workshops and I have been there a few times (not while working thought) and I done a little bit of work for the last Hobbit movie.

/I must try hard to get back (if I ever was) to more funny posting!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Titanic posted:

Judging by how coked out Chris seems a lot, with Sandi not much better off, there's a price being paid for it. Once the money train derails they'll, and most likely others will also, end up in rehab or something. :(

The inevitable consequence of crowdsourcing.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

DapperDon posted:

But the best part is watching these idiots try and park other ships inside this thing.
It needs just a little stretching



Chris even has a ring on.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Kosumo posted:

I've work in broadcasting for over 20 years, I love it, it's great fun. I get to film some amazing things and go to great places.

Even a bad day is better than packing shelves and I'm paid well. I am freelance so their is no guaranty of work but after doing it this long and being at lest reasonable at it I get plenty of work.

I can tell you that while it is cool and fun, it can be ruined by working on jobs that are crap and wasteful, when your producer or director are doing a poo poo job and you know it could be done so much better but at the end of the day your job is just to supply the role in which you are (Camera, Sound, Editing, Effects ect.) that is frustrating.

When you end up having to work below your level of expertise due to the leadership mismanaging the project it is very frustrating and takes a lot of the enjoyment out of it. Also working on content that is dumb (or your find dumb or exploitive) can really suck the life out of you.

For me, I have found I just can't be involved with reality type television any more, their is nothing reality about it. I also struggle with News work due to it being less about the craft and more about the logistics.

From what I have seen of Chris, I would say that HE would have lots of fun on his shoots because he just tells others what to do and runs to his own play time. As for those working under him, I would feel sorry for, to me he seems to struggle to clearly explain what he wants, is prone to changing things on a whim, does not take advice or guidance and has a unhealthy ego. Also does not seem to achieve what he wants.

I would also imagine being on any crew when Sandi was around would not be fun, I could see her as a totally primadonna. (that could just be my Goon tainted view though, but that fade to greenscreen resting bitch face tells you a lot I think)

It is never fun to work with people whom you don't feel are worth of their position and other than Mark Hammil, I think most of the others would have end up despising being on that shoot.

You don't have reshoots after reshoots if you are a compedent Director.

It's like shooting a drama in a studio, you may think that is fun and it is, but its not as much fun as being out on site shooting a high end commercial for example. So once you have shot enough high end commercials, the studio shift is comparatively poo poo.

For the staff at The Imaginarium Studios after being involved with Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Avengers: Age of Ultron and working on the very well received Battlefield 1 game, I would think that Star Citizen and it's reshoots with Chris Roberts is starting to become a chore.

I have friends that have worked at Weta Workshops and I have been there a few times (not while working thought) and I done a little bit of work for the last Hobbit movie.

/I must try hard to get back (if I ever was) to more funny posting!

This is a good post, post more :five: I love hearing things like this

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

holy poo poo that idiot needs a wedgie

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Sillybones posted:

Oh, I know how to lose weight with friends that want to. How do you convince someone that brings 2 litres of flavoured milk to a BBQ to consume that it is time to lose weight? I feel like they don't even realise it is possible to be different. I don't know. All their other friends are waking up and doing the right thing.

Maybe I should just stop thinking about it.


Okay, but they do nothing and eat too much. That is why they are in this mess. Also none of that matters if they just slam down the beef buns constantly. They do not come to engage in anything physical when invited. Only things with sitting and eating. Man, I wish that were a joke.

Say I love you bro and I think you are going to die. I don't want you to die I want to be your friend for a long time. Although you would have to be pretty close to them to say this.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

scrubs season six posted:

Anyone that is morbidly obese knows they're morbidly obese. It's not like mentioning it, or telling them to quit hammering quarter pounders, or telling them they're gonna fuckin die soon is really going to be some kind of revelation.

To be honest I think the best thing you could do would be to invite them to locations/on activities that will get them some exercise. And I don't mean "Hey lets go to the gym together fatty" or "hey, lets go hike 5 miles up the nearby mountain."

It's hard to think up good scenarios without knowing where you are or what's nearby, but if I were to try and do it where I live (Reno) I'd probably do something like meet for lunch somewhere healthy and then say "hey, let's walk over to this casino" or "hey, let's walk down to the river" or "hey, lets walk to the game store 5 blocks over." Another thing would be taking them to the shooting range and walking out to the 400-700 yard markers to put up targets. Or just going to a scenic location where you have to have to walk a bit to see the scene. Not a hike, per se, but someplace where it's not immediately visible from the parking lot. But again, those are just ideas off the top of my head based on where I live and what I like to do (gamble, play video games, shoot things, and look at things).

This serves two purposes:
1. It directly gets them some exercise.
2. As long as your chosen activity has some level of rigor to it (but not too much where they just decline) it may make them think "Jesus fuckin christ I can't even do this simple poo poo without nearly falling over I gotta make some changes."

e: and you can ramp up the difficulty of your friend time from there but if this person is really that sensitive you'll want to intersperse it with activities that aren't active or they'll figure it out and get pissed maybe?

I did this with a firend whose morbidly alcoholic, we went for some beers and then I bugged him to not drink too many beers and the abstinence kinda made him shake the wheel like it was a limp sock on the way home so we ahd a good laugh; then we drove by his ex-wife's house and he lay on the back seat while leavin some pretty cringey voice mail

1. it directly gave him experience of not quite sobriety but much of the time he's drunker than that I guess
2. as an activity with some amount of rigority (not like completely without liquor or he'd have said no) it makes him feel like he's got a few feet left to fall to hit rock bottom

and maybe next time I will ramp up the difficulty of my ""friend time"" from there but he's very self-conscious of his drinking so I don't wanna push it or he'll remember too much of it to want to go out again, anyway this is the best advice I got for some reason

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Hey Bunky how 'bout we do some sick eats over at the all-U-can-eat salad buffet downtown then we can leg it over to the titty bar

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Sorry but that advice is so e/n is amazing. Oh and whoever got the fat friend, make a e/n thread about it, it'll be fun and there's a nonzero chance someone will give you better advice

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Wuxi posted:

Gonna be honest with you guys, anytime one of you posted one of your dank twitter owns it was cringey at best, so I'm going with Beet here

I too am always uncomfortable around internet "owns".

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Kosumo posted:

Someone wondered if her and Gary Oldman where even still in the game, she is an active Twitter user that post often. I'm not say to harass her or troll her, I'm saying if someone is interested in weather she is still working on it they could politely ask how her involvement with it is going.

Some of you guys have got quite scared over being called doxxers or something due to some trolling from others around here.

Asking questions on Twitter is partly why it is there and why people use it. (Harassment is a different thing but can be done on Twitter for sure. Don't Harass.)

Why is that a road to crazy town when in all likely hood she was well paid out of backers money, by Chris Roberts, Director of the extraordinary, to be in it. And while it's none of her fault about the mismanagement that is Chris Roberts, she may or may not be happy to answer about her former or ongoing involvement and Twitter is a perfect place to ask.

Most like, I'd say we are all guessing it was a poo poo experience for her and Gary and they want nothing more to do with it and would just ignore the question/Tweet and move on, but if someone does want to know, that a perfect fine way to do so.

As you say, it's a stupid non-game(but virtual movie) scam and you know what, she has profited out of it (for her services) thought no fault of her own but she maybe happy to talk about it, after all she was in a promotional video for it a few years ago helping to hype a possible 2016 release.

/I did not melt down then, I did get a little warm though, gonna take my socks off now. (I'll be back with hopefully more lol type post)

:gary:

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

I'm not owned, I'm not owned I insist as I slowly T-pose through a space door with the power of my nipple jets.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Sandweed posted:

I'm not owned, I'm not owned I insist as I slowly T-pose through a space door with the power of my nipple jets.

There's no doorman here, anyone can join and frankly some of you are complete idiots. Therefore the safe answer to the question "should I contact X about Star Citizen" is always, always "No".

That's why we have the "don't touch the poop". That's been my position for years and anyone who thinks different is going to gently caress up at some point and do something really loving dumb. However I'm still happy as I always advise not to do the loving dumb thing.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Fatkraken posted:

If Chewie and his Squirrel win against the Nazis, will they be able to help Han Solo fight the giant weasel people?



Remember nerds, before Disney ruined the EU canon, it was canon that Han Solo banged a female giant weasel people, one of which is depicted here.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

McGiggins posted:

Remember nerds, before Disney ruined the EU canon, it was canon that Han Solo banged a female giant weasel people, one of which is depicted here.

Hawt.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

McGiggins posted:

Remember nerds, before Disney ruined the EU canon, it was canon that Han Solo banged a female giant weasel people, one of which is depicted here.

I'm sure Disney's furries won't disappoint.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



AP posted:

That's why we have the "don't touch the poop". That's been my position for years and anyone who thinks different is going to gently caress up at some point and do something really loving dumb. However I'm still happy as I always advise not to do the loving dumb thing.
yeah the reason it's called "don't touch the poop" is because when you do you're the one that comes off lovely.

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

The Titanic posted:

I would too. :shobon:

I've never done anything like it but it sounds like it'd be fun to do. I wouldn't even mind the ridiculously tight spandex crap with balls all over it. I'd feel like loving Smeagol. :devil:


If you did it at Imaginerium you could gently caress probably Smeagol all you wanted.

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