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These fuckin' goons makin' fun of morbidly obese stalker nerds, i'll fuckin' show em! *5 hours later* AHA! this'll stop em in their tracks! I'll rant about walking around a table, they'll never know what hit em!
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Jan 23, 2017 00:58
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I'm not some ableist scum
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Jan 23, 2017 00:58
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Ben might die at any moment but
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Jan 23, 2017 00:59
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I don't think I've ever seen a tea table.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:01
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peter gabriel posted:I don't own a coffee table check mate Same here. But I can circumnavigate the runner in the middle of the living room floor quite promptly, or just step over it.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:02
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THB, circumnavigation of a coffee table isn't where the conversation should be. Let's talk about how quickly and effortlessly we can all stand up.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:04
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peter gabriel posted:I don't own a coffee table check mate That's not what the edit history of your config file shows Goonie. Yes, let the doxx fill you with rage 
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Jan 23, 2017 01:04
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What next, don't make fun of ben having a stalking shrine website to a tv reporter? Christ step it up man, at least Moma cracks a joke every once In a while. ben fat
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Jan 23, 2017 01:06
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Xaerael posted:THB, circumnavigation of a coffee table isn't where the conversation should be. Let's talk about how quickly and effortlessly we can all stand up. I can go from seated to standing in about 16 seconds, you?
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Jan 23, 2017 01:06
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Skellybones posted:I can go from seated to standing in about 16 seconds, you? Ben?
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Jan 23, 2017 01:07
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Xaerael posted:THB, circumnavigation of a coffee table isn't where the conversation should be. Let's talk about how quickly and effortlessly we can all stand up. From a seated position in a normal office chair, beanbag or from a large soft couch? I'd have to get my stopwatch out tbh and I know it upsets a few people 
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Jan 23, 2017 01:07
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Xaerael posted:THB, circumnavigation of a coffee table isn't where the conversation should be. Let's talk about how quickly and effortlessly we can all stand up. I can't quickly and effortlessly stand up For fat pride
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Jan 23, 2017 01:08
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Xaerael posted:Also, the KF thread taught me about this horror: Are you sure those are pineapples? They look like corn abomininations to me. But pineapple is the greateat topping for pizza.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:10
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I tried to stand up, got stuck in a t-pose, violently rag-dolled against a wall and then got stuck in a loop of standing up can someone please send help I'm being branded a criminal and my bounty is tripling every second
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Jan 23, 2017 01:11
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grimcreaper posted:Are you sure those are pineapples? They look like corn abomininations to me. But pineapple is the greateat topping for pizza. I was truly a connoisseur of Pineapple on Pizza, I especially liked ham and pineapple. I can assure you, though, that those are indeed pineapples in their natural habitat, and I'm still wary about eating them again on account that I think they might be from space.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:14
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Are we sure Ben is still alive ? Maybe they only show a CG mocapped Ben, that would explain the price of the mocap.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:15
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zen death robot posted:I've had a lovely week so I'm not in the mood to gently caress around either so don't bother playing dumbass games with me. What about not dumbass games? Things like 7 days to die? Or maybe you could play subnautica and stream it. Or buy into star citizen?
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Jan 23, 2017 01:15
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toanoradian posted:I can't quickly and effortlessly stand up I can't either. But it is not fat. It was blowing out my right knee when I was 12 doing track and field, coupled with the left knee also being lovely, but unfixed (as I am a poor).
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Jan 23, 2017 01:15
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Xaerael posted:I was truly a connoisseur of Pineapple on Pizza, I especially liked ham and pineapple. I can assure you, though, that those are indeed pineapples in their natural habitat, and I'm still wary about eating them again on account that I think they might be from space. They might actually be. I dont know why ive never seen a farm like that before. They are quite scary. Imagine running from micheal meyers into that field or something.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:16
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Xaerael posted:THB, circumnavigation of a coffee table isn't where the conversation should be. Let's talk about how quickly and effortlessly we can all stand up. I don't even need to use my arms!
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Jan 23, 2017 01:20
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Mr. F, could you chime in here and tell us all about how quickly you can stand up?
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Jan 23, 2017 01:24
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Xaerael posted:Mr. F, could you chime in here and tell us all about how quickly you can stand up? I stand at a sub 2 second time, pleb.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:25
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Regarde Aduck posted:The answer is: look at all that poo poo you just wrote. That's why they come here. Not exactly. When trolling you usually ignore anything as meta as troll criticisms as acknowledging them invalidates the trolling in the first place. People are never going to ignore these guys, as evidenced by the 600,000 responses to the world's laziest trolls, so I just want to analyze why they are so lazy since it's unstoppable lazy versus immovable idiocy at this point.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:27
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Mr. F! posted:Like I said before, I've not paid anything to the game this thread is about. It's interesting that you think anyone who finds the posting in this thread pathetic is obviously just someone who donated money to this video game. Do you feel that way about people that have differing opinions of you in real life? I hope not, because that'd be a sad life. Hey, any chance you could point me towards the non-pathetic place to post on these forums? Been lurking around and can't seem to find one...
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Jan 23, 2017 01:28
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HycoCam posted:Hey, any chance you could point me towards the non-pathetic place to post on these forums? Been lurking around and can't seem to find one... I'd say any thread other than obsessing about a video game and the people who are making that video game, for 450+ pages.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:30
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Mr. F! posted:I stand at a sub 2 second time, pleb. Sounds good. How about looking at your cellphone? How far away from your face does it have to be for it to be in focus? Inches or Centimetres.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:30
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Are we adding standing up and navigating around a coffee table to the Lesnick Pizza Challenge?
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Jan 23, 2017 01:30
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Mr. F! posted:I'd say any thread other than obsessing about a video game and the people who are making that video game, for 450+ pages. I think this is the third thread--the others were in the 5K page range. So, not pathetic yet! Don't worry. You'll know the thread is getting pathetic when those who know what a pathetic thread looks like stop posting.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:37
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grimcreaper posted:They might actually be. I dont know why ive never seen a farm like that before. They are quite scary. Imagine running from micheal meyers into that field or something. Pineapple farms are awesome. They smell really good and look like fields full of alien beings. Then some nice man chops a pineapple up for you with a terrifying machete and you eat it like the animal you are. I have been to pineapple farms in Hawaii and in Tahiti, so I guess my next stop is Costa Rica.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:45
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Just just look like agaves to me? What's so weird? 
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Jan 23, 2017 01:46
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Mr. F! posted:I'd say any thread other than obsessing about a video game and the people who are making that video game, for 450+ pages. i wonder what the total post count of the combined star citizen threads is. the last thread was stopped at page 6665, no idea on the one before that
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Jan 23, 2017 02:24
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The best part of pineapples are the enzymes that literally start breaking down the inside of your mouth if you dare eat too much.
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Jan 23, 2017 02:27
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Mr. F! posted:I'd say any thread other than obsessing about a video game and the people who are making that video game, for 6550+ pages. Fixed.
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Jan 23, 2017 02:37
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Ghostlight posted:The best part of pineapples are the enzymes that literally start breaking down the inside of your mouth if you dare eat too much. I am really thinking you would have to eat more than even Ben could put down for that to happen.
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Jan 23, 2017 02:39
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Mr. F! posted:I'd say any thread other than obsessing about a video game and the people who are making that video game, for 450+ pages. So the Nintendo Switch thread is bad and should be closed?
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Jan 23, 2017 02:42
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Not that you should eat half a pineapple in one sitting, but that's about how much it takes before your mouth starts tingling, and by the end of it you're gonna be tender for a while.
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Jan 23, 2017 02:42
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Jobbo_Fett posted:So the Nintendo Switch thread is bad and should be closed? i haven't kept close tabs on it but if it's anything like the wii u one...
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Jan 23, 2017 02:46
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alf_pogs posted:i haven't kept close tabs on it but if it's anything like the wii u one... I'm just trying to gauge how stupid you have to be to think there's an arbitrary limit to how many pages a discussion can have before it has "run its course." But hey, at least we have the posting equivalent of a failed Tiananmen Square man with the FYADites, GBSers and whoever else coming around and telling us the world is round as if it'll somehow start changing posting habits of the people in this dead gay forum's dead gay thread about a dead gay game.
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"Where is SQ42 Vertical Slice that was promised?" https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5pfycc/where_is_sq42_vertical_slice_that_was_promised/?st=iy9eu9eo&sh=18320462  TheAgent .. do you even understand mocap development?  Phew, I'm glad that all the lovely "prototype" game demos that CIG have released so far are just a sign that development is wrapping up.  Look at these filthy dinks spreading FUD about CIG misrepresenting the state of development in order to build hype and milk money from autists.    
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