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The Door Frame posted:I'd maintain that Goldens are Cayennes because they're too expensive for what they are, they break easily, and are almost exclusively owned by white families. Scions or anything TRD
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Pitbulls are mustangs. They are harmless unless you train them to maim people.
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Then Bulldogs are Land Rovers since they come from a tough rough background but now just have lots of flaws and need frequent operations  My Olde English Bulldogge on the other hand is a Toyota Pickup as she will injure herself doing stupid poo poo like climbing on top of furniture and dive bombing a bean bag and keep doing it until she explodes.
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Plinkey posted:German Shepherd's are the porches, They both have suspension problems and love to kill people ?
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InitialDave posted:Dog's have all-paw drive and low gearing out the hole, great 60' times. Don't forget the open front (sausage sensing) and locking rear snifferentials.
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Sappo569 posted:They both have suspension problems and love to kill people ? 
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The Door Frame posted:Dachshunds are the VW Thing Static slammed.
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So rotaries would be high strung dogs with genetic heart problems?
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DJ Commie posted:My ridgeback puppy can hit about 17mph chasing me on the trails. She's not even fully grown yet... We had ridgeys when I was a kid, dad used to breed them. Fast dogs and absolute table hoovers, the last one we had (Red, unimaginative name I know) decided that he was large enough that cars should stop for him, so he'd sit in the road out front of the house until a car stopped then walk up to the window to check them out.
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TotalLossBrain posted:I have a Golden Retriever and three Shi-Tzus. What kind of garage does that make? 3 broken Toyota Yaris and a minivan.
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So I drove my 1988 Comanche two towns over to pick up a heater. It has been making a funny warbly rattly noise for a while and right after a funny clank-grind-twang it went from intermittent to constant. All gauges normal so I figured something got in the fan... I get to the sellers house and as soon as I stop moving a cloud of steam comes out of the hood seams. Uhoh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsLudXYDWw (My AvE impression isn't the best) Then I drove it home that way because it's a 4.0L and can take it. If it can't then the last overheat this spring due to the radiator being shite did it in anyways. Still ran great when shut off... apparently this HG is either already dead or gives no fucks and takes no prisoners. This is why I own jeeps. They tolerate abuse remarkably well 
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kastein posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsLudXYDWw
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Yeah, that's right dickered.
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kastein posted:(My AvE impression isn't the best) You didn't even tell me where to keep my dick 
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kastein posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsLudXYDWw Heh, the pump on the 4.3 in my 95 C1500 did the same last year, exact same quote came out of my mouth. Then the brake fluid made an escape from somewhere during a hard stop on the parkway couple months ago, figure I'll poke at it in the spring.
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Memento posted:I'd love to have enough land to own a collie or two some day. There's nothing more satisfying than running a dog that has seemingly endless energy until it's exhausted. I have border collie / heeler mix. They do not get exhausted ever. 
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Pomp and Circumcized posted:You didn't even tell me where to keep my dick I'm not the judgemental sort, keep it wherever you want so long as they're ok with it, eh?
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FogHelmut posted:I have border collie / heeler mix. They do not get exhausted ever. So the Toyota Hilux/Tacoma of dogs.
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They're also clever as gently caress escape artists, and have no common sense. See: Zip, a heeler who saw a deer and leapt out the goddamned window at 65 mph then disappeared into the brush for 45 minutes before running back, tail wagging and looking rough but happy as gently caress, like he was returning from the greatest party of his life.
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FogHelmut posted:I have border collie / heeler mix. They do not get exhausted ever. Good dog.
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Godholio posted:They're also clever as gently caress escape artists, and have no common sense. See: Zip, a heeler who saw a deer and leapt out the goddamned window at 65 mph then disappeared into the brush for 45 minutes before running back, tail wagging and looking rough but happy as gently caress, like he was returning from the greatest party of his life. poo poo like this is historically why my heelers have not been allowed near windows rolled down enough for them to fit out of. Happened more than once, amazingly the dog(s) never broke anything.
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FogHelmut posted:I have border collie / heeler mix. They do not get exhausted ever. My wife used to work in animal rescue and is curious how you've managed to maintain your sanity with that mix without living on a farm with a flock of sheep for it to herd.
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BitBasher posted:poo poo like this is historically why my heelers have not been allowed near windows rolled down enough for them to fit out of. Happened more than once, amazingly the dog(s) never broke anything. My Heeler/chow mix kept over our gate when we lived in Oregon to go kill a small animal (small dog/treat) but was stopped by the Hyundai that hit her and went over her at 35 mph. She had road rash and some punctures in her legs from rocks, required surgery for one of her legs, but nothing broke and no internal injuries. All said, more damage was done to the Hyundai. Since the collision, she sneezes when she looks up or is rolled onto her back.
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El Jebus posted:My Heeler/chow mix kept over our gate when we lived in Oregon to go kill a small animal (small dog/treat) but was stopped by the Hyundai that hit her and went over her at 35 mph. She had road rash and some punctures in her legs from rocks, required surgery for one of her legs, but nothing broke and no internal injuries. All said, more damage was done to the Hyundai. Since the collision, she sneezes when she looks up or is rolled onto her back. For a moment, I wondered how a car could sneeze.
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People that refer to cars or motorcycles as "she" probably need to notify their neighbors when they move into an area.
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El Jebus posted:My Heeler/chow mix I am utterly failing to picture this. have a picture?
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Found on facebook If I had to guess, clutch was installed without using new hardware, loctite, or a torque wrench.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:People that refer to cars or motorcycles as "she" probably need to notify their neighbors when they move into an area. When I was getting insurance on my motorcycle the agent kept doing this and it was a lady, it was so weird.
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My old truck was dubbed big bertha and I refered to it as a she. I occassionally refer to the mazda wagon as a she. Its a pretty common thing I always thought. v v
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BitBasher posted:So the Toyota Hilux/Tacoma of dogs. no that's the Australian cow sheppard.
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BitBasher posted:I am utterly failing to picture this. have a picture? Thankfully I answered this on the last page. El Jebus posted:What are Blue Heelers? Chow chows? Because I have an odd mix... But have some more!   Platystemon posted:For a moment, I wondered how a car could sneeze. Have you watched Rick & Morty?
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Neat! Good looking dog! EDIT: Looks like a heeler wearing a labrador ghillie suit! BitBasher fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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FogHelmut posted:I have border collie / heeler mix. They do not get exhausted ever. 12/10 would ride a quad bike mustering sheep with your dog running alongside all day.
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this is more of a horrible engineering failure, gently caress YOU CHRYSLER gently caress YOU gently caress YOU gently caress YOU   there is not enough gently caress YOU in this world to adequately express my opinion of those garbagedick trashpile lugnuts. Why did they use them for like 20 years straight?
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El Jebus posted:My Heeler/chow mix kept over our gate when we lived in Oregon to go kill a small animal (small dog/treat) but was stopped by the Hyundai that hit her and went over her at 35 mph. She had road rash and some punctures in her legs from rocks, required surgery for one of her legs, but nothing broke and no internal injuries. All said, more damage was done to the Hyundai. Since the collision, she sneezes when she looks up or is rolled onto her back. Dog's can't look up 
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kastein posted:this is more of a horrible engineering failure, gently caress YOU CHRYSLER gently caress YOU gently caress YOU I spent an hour and a half one day busting those drat caps off of every single lug on a Charger with a screwdriver just so I could remove all the lugs and replace them while doing a tire change. Then the dumbfuck brought 16 mismatched 19/21mm drive lugs to replace the 20 7/8" drive lugs that I had just destroyed. God that was the worst day ever. I hope he gets a flat and realizes his lug wrench doesn't fit jack and poo poo anymore.
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kastein posted:this is more of a horrible engineering failure, gently caress YOU CHRYSLER gently caress YOU gently caress YOU They make over sized socket sets just for Chryslers bullshit lugs. Sized .5mm over.
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Kastein's post reminds me, I need to swap out the lugnuts on my wife's '08 Focus to something without those lovely caps in the event I (personally, as opposed to a shop) ever have to get a wheel off again.
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Geoj posted:My wife used to work in animal rescue and is curious how you've managed to maintain your sanity with that mix without living on a farm with a flock of sheep for it to herd. 40 minute walks every day only seem to give her more energy. It's difficult.  She will play fetch until she passes out.  Sometimes we get her out, but good luck getting her back in. 
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