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OldTennisCourt posted:Red Zone Cuba might be the most miserable movie ever made. We may be talking semantics here, but I honestly think that most well-made movies whose intention it is to make you feel miserable are wayyyyyy more miserable. At its worst, Red Zone Cuba makes me want to go to sleep, while at its best, Manchester by the Sea made me want to die.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 05:00 |
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Red Zone Cuba made me remember Cherokee Jack, whether I wanted to or not.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 15:52 |
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I'm Cherokee Jack.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 18:53 |
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I still say, buried underneath all of Coleman Francis' ineptitude, there's an interesting story in there.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 19:11 |
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Wait, stupid question: along with the new season will they be uploading all the previous seasons on Netflix as well?
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 23:09 |
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OldTennisCourt posted:Wait, stupid question: along with the new season will they be uploading all the previous seasons on Netflix as well? Probably not? I guess it depends on whether Netflix wants to pay for the rights to them. Not sure. Haven't heard any indication that they plan on doing so, though.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 23:15 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:I still say, buried underneath all of Coleman Francis' ineptitude, there's an interesting story in there. I honestly feel this way about The Skydivers. It could have been decent in the hands of a more competent director.
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:34 |
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I didn't realize the MST3K Channel on Youtube had episodes available officially, so I've been tearing through some of these for the first time. Holy gently caress, Mitchell was one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time, and I went ahead and bought one of the DVD sets that had it. I'm having a bit of trouble identifying a short I saw a couple years ago. I'm pretty sure it was about a girl (maybe a couple) who goes to college, and the one joke I remember very fondly is a long boring shot of her walking across the quad and Crow yelling "Suddenly, a lone gunman!" Any idea?
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:39 |
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Coheed and Camembert posted:I didn't realize the MST3K Channel on Youtube had episodes available officially, so I've been tearing through some of these for the first time. Holy gently caress, Mitchell was one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time, and I went ahead and bought one of the DVD sets that had it. The Home Economics Story!
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:46 |
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Oh cripes, Viking Women. The film is just unnecessarily mean to the actresses without any satisfying payoff. And while everyone remembers the prince (aka " I'M A GRIMWALD WARRIOR! "), it's the lead Viking guy that sticks in my mind as having the most , emotionless and sleep-inducing performance of the films MSt3k riffed. Even Tony loving Cardoza sounds upset a couple of times. EDIT: Really, the only thing worth watching is the Wally the Waffle sketch.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:52 |
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*walks into frame with a plate full of waffles* Pancakes. Oh no...
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:05 |
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all-Rush mixtape posted:*walks into frame with a plate full of waffles* This invention is based on the premise that tattoos are par to permy pon.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:17 |
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I don't fink on soul brothers. (looks at Dr. F, then repeatedly collapses into helpless fits of laughter while wearing a tank costume)
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:39 |
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For our friends in foreign lands!
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:56 |
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I'm just gonna leave this here:
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:23 |
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*Eyes pop out of head* IM BLIND!
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:27 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'm just gonna leave this here: I am 100% rigging up some sort of shelf in front of my TV to place these in the lower right corner...
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 02:51 |
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I'm Cherokee Jack.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 03:13 |
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MrSlam posted:*Eyes pop out of head* GAH DON'T HOLD IT THERE!
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:43 |
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Best part of Poopie! is this:
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:59 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Best part of Poopie! is this: I watched the blooper tape before I actually saw that episode and I was amazed to see how much of that was actually kept in the episode.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:06 |
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Are they still sending out backer rewards? Cause I still haven't received my Info Club membership card.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 16:06 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Best part of Poopie! is this: Nothing's funnier than a screaming robot with his eyes on fire. This always makes me laugh.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 17:47 |
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RaspberryCommie posted:Are they still sending out backer rewards? Same boat here. I've gotten my T-shirt and postcards but that's it.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 18:00 |
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Powered Descent posted:Same boat here. I've gotten my T-shirt and postcards but that's it. I got my card like 2 weeks after getting the shirt and postcards.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 19:16 |
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SirPhoebos posted:I'd give "Most Depressing" award to Red Zone Cuba. It's a film made by manic depressives, for manic depressives. " Bay of Pigs." I still think Monster A Go-Go is the worst. The whole thing is such a slog of dreary, grey emptiness. That last half hour of NOTHING happening followed by the worst cop-out in film history is just agonising. It's like being kicked in the teeth after two hours of painful dental surgery.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:37 |
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I want to see Moon Zero Two get a good remake.
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Egbert Souse posted:Best part of Poopie! is this: Between Trace's screaming, Kevin and Mike's continued laughter, and the split second where you can see Mike is genuinely terrified, this is one of the greatest moments in the series.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 03:45 |
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Maelstache posted:I still think Monster A Go-Go is the worst. The whole thing is such a slog of dreary, grey emptiness. That last half hour of NOTHING happening followed by the worst cop-out in film history is just agonising. It's like being kicked in the teeth after two hours of painful dental surgery. Monster A Go-Go is probably my goto for a background noise episode, when I just need something playing. It also has some great lines, both riffing and in sketches. My favorite: Narrator: "THERE IS ONE WORD IN NUCLEAR PHYSICS MORE FEARED THAN ANY OTHER," Joel: "Oops!"
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 16:51 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Monster A Go-Go is probably my goto for a background noise episode, when I just need something playing. It also has some great lines, both riffing and in sketches. My favorite: Yeah, there's something about the "aesthetic" of Monster a Go Go. That I like. It's a terrible movie but there is something in the sound and visuals that I enjoy. It's definitely a background movie. Also, I like Circus on Ice, too.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:04 |
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Yes, I made that phone noise!
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:05 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Yes, I made that phone noise! That really was a quintessential MST3k moment. To be fair though, I'm assuming that that was just a place holder and everyone thought that a real phone ring would be dubbed over it. Either they didn't notice in editing or more likely just didn't care to fix it by that point.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:11 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:That really was a quintessential MST3k moment. To be fair though, I'm assuming that that was just a place holder and everyone thought that a real phone ring would be dubbed over it. Either they didn't notice in editing or more likely just didn't care to fix it by that point. Monster A Go Go was a film put together from the remains of another production that went bust. That's why there's no ending, the guy who picked it up literally could not afford to shoot new footage.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:14 |
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e: ^ ^ ^ also that According to legend, Monster-a-Go-Go was intended to just be the second movie in a Hershel Gordon Lewis prepackaged double feature, because he was sick of drive-in owners ripping him off.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:15 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:That really was a quintessential MST3k moment. To be fair though, I'm assuming that that was just a place holder and everyone thought that a real phone ring would be dubbed over it. Either they didn't notice in editing or more likely just didn't care to fix it by that point. The weirdest part is that all the other times they have a phone ring it's the loudest loving thing. They even use the sound after the production switch (when the dead doctor comes back as his brother).
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 20:04 |
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That's true too. I forgot how loud that ring was.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 20:12 |
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MrSlam posted:*Eyes pop out of head* Help me. SirPhoebos posted:
This exchange and 'The answer my friend, is blow it out your arse' never fail to catch me off guard and make me laugh like a loon. (That and the increasing gastric noises supplied for the Fat Man in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank)
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 20:25 |
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One of these eons, I'll accidentally run across the episode of MST3K that I haven't seen, but one I saw the previews for. This was back on the Comedy Central (or maybe the Comedy Channel) days. There was an advertisement for the show. Not for a specific episode, but just the show in general. The character on the screen, who I remember being a creepy old dude, told the person(s) he was with that in order to do what he was doing (hypnotism, mind control, something like that), he needed total silence so he could concentrate. Immediately, Joel and the robots began to loudly murmur. I have no idea what that's from, and probably never will. But one day....
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 20:51 |
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Hello... The diginet COMET-TV airs two MST3K episodes every Sunday night. Outside of Sandy Frank films which he pulled the rights from because Joel and Mike and the bots lit him up like a Christmas tree everything seems intact outside of that and possibly the Godzilla movies where the broadcast rights could have lapsed by now. Check HERE and find your market to see where COMET might be where you live. Next Sunday (1/28) will be "The Wild Wild World of Batwoman" from original airdate 11-13-1993 followed by "The Killer Shrews" & a rodeo short from 7-25-1992. Robnoxious fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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What's the tune Crow and Tom sing during Monster a Go Go? "Hum, didee-dee... Hooah-hooah"
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