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DoktorLoken posted:Uh what
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Jan 22, 2017 23:49
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Aranan posted:Wish me luck, I'm about to have an army surgeon give me a new face. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right? 
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Jan 23, 2017 01:02
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Vahakyla posted:Today I heard the dumbest thing I've heard in AIT. The DFAC at Fort Meade was right next to the company area and our drill sergeants tended to treat it as theirs for the purpose of private abuse. One morning our most sourpuss drill sergeant was interupted mid-tantrum by a soft "Excuse me, Drill Sergeant, may I speak to you outside for a moment?" The voice belonged to a Marine E-8 who was seated in a back corner. They both walked out in complete silence and the door closed. Then we heard the Marie's half of the conversation, which passed straight through the concrete walls. It was the most glorious, vulgar and oddly specific dressing down I've ever heard. It was sufficiently vicious that DS Sourpuss took a week's leave afterward.
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Jan 23, 2017 10:29
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Aranan posted:Wish me luck, I'm about to have an army surgeon give me a new face. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right? 
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Jan 23, 2017 18:36
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The VA already managed to fumblefuck my buddy's grave entry, who was buried today. I hope his tombstone is accurate, because going through their online grave locator says he was in the Persian Gulf war  PS reach out to a buddy if you feel like repainting the walls with your sadbrains 
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Jan 24, 2017 02:56
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A SWEATY FATBEARD has a couple of anecdotes of his time in the Croatian army in his E/N thread.
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Jan 24, 2017 14:04
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the army experience is truly universal
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Jan 24, 2017 17:16
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Poop story, it checks out.
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Jan 24, 2017 17:19
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i was thinking about the army today..... about how much it sucked 
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Jan 25, 2017 05:02
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I did too.
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Jan 25, 2017 05:17
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missed you bud 
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Jan 25, 2017 05:28
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Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 26, 2017 02:50
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cravius posted:Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good Mods?
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Jan 26, 2017 03:23
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Ban this sick filth.
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Jan 26, 2017 03:32
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cravius posted:Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good Blink twice if you need help
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Jan 26, 2017 03:33
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Mike-o posted:Ban this sick filth.
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Jan 26, 2017 03:37
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Mike-o posted:Ban this sick filth.
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Jan 26, 2017 04:24
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cravius posted:Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good Being a scout platoon leader is by far the most fun job I've ever had also helps that I have really good soldiers and NCO's that make my life a lot easier
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Jan 26, 2017 05:19
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cravius posted:Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good *autistic screeching*
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Jan 26, 2017 06:19
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cravius posted:Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good Counterpoint: The Army manages to suck the fun out of shooting guns and blowing stuff up. That shouldn't be possible and is inexcusable.
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bird food bathtub posted:Counterpoint: The Army manages to suck the fun out of shooting guns and blowing stuff up. That shouldn't be possible and is inexcusable. Counterpoint, being the guy that demils ammo
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Jan 27, 2017 10:08
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i ran ammo for so long and its so not as painful as people end up making it on range because they're retarded LTs or whatever mostly people wanted to open cans they didn't shoot or whatever because REASONS but if they didnt shoot it it was a WASTE because of the budget but like man if you didn't need to shoot all those bullets then don't shoot them it was so wasteful and retarded
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Jan 29, 2017 10:55
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We had M2 barrels glowing trying to burn through all the ammo so we could actually go home. Ranges are the dumbest thing ever.
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Jan 29, 2017 10:59
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Hey guys I had a dream about the army last night. I missed movement to go on a cruise and my 1sgt was gonna bust me down but I had something to blackmail him with and got him fired instead. Welp that's my army story thanks for reading.
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I've been out 19 years this month, and I still have dreams of missing movements or PT tests.
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Jan 29, 2017 19:39
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HCT seriously missed you bud. We need to hang out, like I just need to drive my happy rear end over to Idaho and chill with you.
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Jan 29, 2017 19:58
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Mike-o posted:HCT seriously missed you bud. We need to hang out, like I just need to drive my happy rear end over to Idaho and chill with you. gently caress that, I say PNW gippers should meet somewhere central and hang out. Beers in Leavenworth!
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Pesticide20 posted:gently caress that, I say PNW gippers should meet somewhere central and hang out. Beers in Leavenworth! You had me at beers in Leavenworth.
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Jan 29, 2017 20:32
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Leavenworth rules. Only been once and don't remember too much besides the awful hangover, but what I do remember was pretty rad.
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Jan 29, 2017 20:46
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I loving loved it because it's the next best thing to being back in southern Germany. It brought back a lot of memories bad and good, especially of buddies I lost, but being able to remember the happy times we had.
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Jan 29, 2017 20:56
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Made a thread to discuss getting together and having beers https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807926
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Jan 29, 2017 20:59
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i ran ammo for so long and its so not as painful as people end up making it on range because they're retarded LTs or whatever Reasons involved a lot of goddamn work to put it back in the system because it had been opened. It's like opening something and returning it to the store except Army-fied. Police call is done because a certain weight (wanna say, 95% of all brass, NEEDS to be given back because we recycle that poo poo. Also humping cans of ammo will seem badass all of 30 seconds. Then it sucks.
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Jan 29, 2017 21:40
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Mike-o posted:I loving loved it because it's the next best thing to being back in southern Germany. It brought back a lot of memories bad and good, especially of buddies I lost, but being able to remember the happy times we had. I wish I visited before I left.
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Jan 29, 2017 21:41
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My old unit left a fully armed and running Stryker completely unattended at NTC  If you haven't been following 1/25's escapades at NTC for the last few weeks, you've missed out on some quality army.txt experiences. It's been all over USAWTF Moments on facebook, and is well-worth looking at to remind yourself of what a DD-214 shields you from.
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Icon Of Sin posted:My old unit left a fully armed and running Stryker completely unattended at NTC I like the new tonal shift of USAWTF into a whistleblower forum whilst maintaining the comedy of the military's insanity.
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I loving love that, on top of leaving it running, wide open, with nobody around, the truck's alarm is also blaring.  e: https://www.facebook.com/usawtfm/videos/10155096117858606/ Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 30, 2017 |
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Jan 30, 2017 00:52
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They aren't hazing people to the point of suicide anymore, they're just leaving them out in the desert and letting nature run its course. Progress!
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Icon Of Sin posted:My old unit left a fully armed and running Stryker completely unattended at NTC I went to NTC with these guys. Can confirm they are a bunch of retards who sent two specialists to man the entirety of their Public Affairs program. No officers either.
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When I was at JRTC some guys in my platoon were "getting out" (aka not extending for deployment until after jrtc so that they didn't have to do anything) and were sitting around bored while everyone else was out doing dumb poo poo. So they found an unlocked humvee and went for a drive, crashed into a ditch and left it there and hoofed it back. The humvee was from another company and they got put on lockdown until someone found it (like five hours later). poo poo ruled and it's too bad I only got to experience the lockdown portion while they searched our area for it. E: also it's a really good idea to not offer to extend for a deployment until after a JRTC rotation. It may save you 25 or whatever days of bullshit.
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